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It was a nice day today. Great day. I rode my bike about 50 miles, got home the Mrs. had some cold beers and some BBQ ribs she smoked up.
So there I was with about 5 Killians and about half a pig in me, I began to ponder current world events (I do some of my best work in this condition).
It hit me.
Who do we hate the most in this world? The muslims? No. We only hate them currently. I'm talking long term hate. It can only be one group. That's right...
The French.
O.K. We hate the french. Now we're pissed at the muslims, and rightfully so. So let's make this work for us.
We need to obtain a few large french cargo aircraft, like the Transall or such. But it's got to have french markings identifying as french. What is thier military symbol? A limp wrist? Smelly armpit... Oh wait a white flag.
I digress
Load these planes up to thier max gross weight with pigs. Lots of pigs, juicy fat pigs.The kind that would splat, no explode on impact.
Set the autopilots on a course to Mecca and sit back and watch...
Who's up for this mission?