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Posted: 4/16/2017 7:59:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:01:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Looks like stir fry on cheap noodles...

Either go all in and make actual ramen, or just leave it cheap. Don't church it up dirt.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:03:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:03:49 PM EDT
[#3]
Your meal uncooked itself.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Did you throw away the actual ramen noodles? Where are they?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:09 PM EDT
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eta: fucking beat  
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:04:44 PM EDT
[#6]
do you live in a cave?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:05:18 PM EDT
[#7]
are those habaneros?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:06:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Shouldn't there be a gun or something in the pic?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:14:13 PM EDT
[#9]
What's going on here?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:15:45 PM EDT
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Fux no. Noodles are under there. The bourbon involved in cooking made me too lazy to add guns. ??
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:17:23 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't see a single noodle in any of the OPs photos...
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:17:29 PM EDT
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lol.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:19:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:20:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Boil water, throw in some cut up generic hot dogs with the noodles.

Siracha on top, done.

You are overthinking shit food.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:23:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Next time try this, pretty good for a dehydrated noodle.  Way better than top.
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:25:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:25:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Fail

Shin-Ramen, wth two eggs added just before it's done.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:22 PM EDT
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I saw his answer, but no way they could be.  Way too thick.  Habaneros are much thinner.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:27 PM EDT
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my preferred method is a little peanut butter and hot sause...


no joke, shits tasty
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:26:47 PM EDT
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Fux no. Noodles are under there. The bourbon involved in cooking made me too lazy to add guns. ??
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os

Habaneros make everything better.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:28:51 PM EDT
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Wtf happened to your wok?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:16 PM EDT
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I think he took a shit in it first then cooked his meal.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:31:22 PM EDT
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Throw away the noodles, cook and eat everything else.

Throwing ramen noodles in the trash is always the answer to every culinary question.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:32:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Ramen, best served with left over meats and an egg.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:33:42 PM EDT
[#25]
Beyond the noodles, where is the broth???  That's a stir fry.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:37:50 PM EDT
[#26]
I remember reading this a while back in a thread about instant Ramen noodles with this link;
What’s Actually In Instant Ramen Noodles

Despite its popularity, it’s not exactly a secret that instant ramen isn’t exactly a health food — and recent research has backed that up. A 2014 study published in the Journal of Nutrition found that instant ramen may increase a person’s risk of developing cardiometabolic syndrome, which can lead to cardiovascular disease and stroke. In 2013, a video went viral that was shot by researchers and featured a stomach still struggling to break down instant ramen after two hours.

It’s pretty apparent that instant ramen isn’t good for you. “Honestly, long-term use of this stuff … it can’t not lead to heart disease and stomach and digestive issues,” board-certified internist Jeremy Fine, MD, tells Yahoo Health.
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I loved instant Ramen noodles, we would use them home made chicken soup, Ramen and cheese instead of macaroni sometimes etc...  but have removed them from our diet.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:38:26 PM EDT
[#27]
THIS is how you eat Ramen:



Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:38:52 PM EDT
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How To Eat Noodles Like A Boss! (Commercial)
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:40:27 PM EDT
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Now that makes me hungry.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:41:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:45:46 PM EDT
[#31]
I like the version @krashdog created better
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:48:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:51:45 PM EDT
[#33]
I just lol at this stuff, but if it is delicious then what matters?

Lots of ramen here- love it all.   Tsukuemen, udon, yet none are named ramen.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:04:56 PM EDT
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Add two eggs, assload of Louisiana sauce, shredded cheese, and maybe some thinly sliced leftover steak. Done.

Its ramen.....I'm not gonna put a lot of effort into it
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:10:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:14:30 PM EDT
[#36]
How much sodium in the bag of noodles??
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:18:30 PM EDT
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All of it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:25:59 PM EDT
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Next time try this, pretty good for a dehydrated noodle.  Way better than top.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/137867/324801da-de8e-41b6-a7f7-741204253952-188963.JPG
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Oh shit, I love the kimchi nongshim noodle bowls, had no idea they made other stuff too.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:51:54 PM EDT
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Fux no. Noodles are under there. The bourbon involved in cooking made me too lazy to add guns. ??
I guess the bourbon is under the noodles, because I don't see bourbon in your pics either.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:53:09 PM EDT
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Mum fears freezer-raiding burglar ate her placenta
story on Drudge
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:55:51 PM EDT
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no Ak...your trashcan is invalid
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:57:03 PM EDT
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Looks like is a little rusty. Does that help heat transfer evenly?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:57:31 PM EDT
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Wow. No noodles or soup base, just a bowl of stir-fried meat and vegetables is ramen?

If I cooked a hamburger patty only, took a picture and created a thread called "Here's how to eat hamburger the American way", wouldn't people feel betrayed or insulted? No bun, no condiments. Just a hamburger patty on a plate.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:58:00 PM EDT
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Excuse me sir... But your balls are showing.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:58:42 PM EDT
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THAT'S how you eat Ramen
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:59:01 PM EDT
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Next time try this, pretty good for a dehydrated noodle.  Way better than top.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/137867/324801da-de8e-41b6-a7f7-741204253952-188963.JPG
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Nongshim is pretty good.   I keep a few in my bag for work, just in case that's all I have.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:00:03 PM EDT
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I'd trade my balls for two if those eggs right now.

soft boiled perfection.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:01:57 PM EDT
[#48]
If you're going to make ramen at home, at least start with decent noodles and soup.

Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:07:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:10:28 PM EDT
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I think the OP Phoked it up
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