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Posted: 12/31/2003 3:44:07 PM EDT
In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:47:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2003 3:48:13 PM EDT by Paul]
Sorry, without a lawyer to give me advice I'm not saying a word.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:50:27 PM EDT
I did like the thread about the gurl that sniffed her sister's panties while she was getting banged....
does that count??
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:52:33 PM EDT
Put firecrackers in frog's mouths and watched them blow up.

Some of them it didn't kill, we let them suffer.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:54:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2003 3:55:37 PM EDT by clean_cut]
Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
Put firecrackers in frog's mouths and watched them blow up.

Some of them it didn't kill, we let them suffer.
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Good.

All I did was unscrew a bulb off a lamp, put a big water roach in the socket, and turn on the switch. Voila! Roaches can dance...
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:56:06 PM EDT
When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:57:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By clean_cut:
In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.
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Have you seen "Spun"? Go. Go now.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:59:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Astrogoth:
Originally Posted By clean_cut:
In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.
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Have you seen "Spun"? Go. Go now.
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Yes, seen it. Good movie.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 3:59:36 PM EDT
[img]http://www.threeoaks-marshall.com/images/wall.jpg[/img]

...and everything that led to it.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:00:53 PM EDT
when i was 10 i had a 2 1/2 ft garter snake. my mom was fast asleep on the couch. and well you can guess the rest.

i believe you could hear her scream from 3 houses away.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:01:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Astrogoth:
When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn
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Are you short and Irish?
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:07:36 PM EDT


I farted in the chat room once.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:37:05 PM EDT
Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:48:21 PM EDT
Momentarily considered answering this question.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 4:49:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iftoc:
Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.
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Would you swallow or spit?
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 5:05:12 PM EDT
Do things I did in Gross Anatomy class count?[:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 5:20:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Originally Posted By iftoc:
Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.
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Would you swallow or spit?
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Hmmm...
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 5:25:39 PM EDT
Bedded my wifes sister.  Come to think of it, there wasn't a bed involved.--savage1
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 5:37:44 PM EDT
.....now what a minute, officer. That's not my wife.......hey, and the midget was already on fire when I got here.


Dave S
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 5:59:26 PM EDT
Well, this is pretty deviant, but funny as hell...

[url]http://www.furnitureporn.com[/url]
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 6:05:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
Originally Posted By Astrogoth:
When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn
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Are you short and Irish?
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Unfortunately no. I'm Tall and Welsh. You know, the unsung Brit's with the bad tempers that like caves and sheep but not at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 6:10:48 PM EDT
does anal sex with girlfriends count?
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 6:12:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2003 6:14:25 PM EDT by mag162]
When I was much younger I worked part-time as a church maintenence man and would set up the masses and take care of the grounds and stuff. I went to the private catholic school there and my mom was very involved in all church activities. At that age 19, I was into everything Anyway some of the things I got away with include....Huge friday night keg parties in the school gym.... helping myself to the collection boxes.... and worse of all... actually getting laid on the church altar. Now if this means I'm not going to the big party in the sky then so be it, but I was young and foolish and probably would not do those things today. But I'll tell you I remember them like they were yesterday.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 6:25:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DaveS:
.....now what a minute, officer. That's not my wife.......hey, and the midget was already on fire when I got here.


Dave S
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At one time my sig line was "But the dwarf was on fire when I got here, Officer!"
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 6:29:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2003 6:31:18 PM EDT by R-32]
I locked the water meter in the off position  to the house of a now elected democrat official. (her kids even think she is a cunt.) [:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 7:46:43 PM EDT
I once pissed on an ant hill.
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 7:55:19 PM EDT
DaveS, you sonofabitch!!!!!!!  you made me spit beer all over my shirt...............
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 8:02:06 PM EDT
Fucked wifes best friend, before we were married, fucked all sisters hot friends, fucked many barmaids on pool tables and barstools, could go on and on with that...
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 8:20:04 PM EDT
I still try almost nightly....


Wife almost always says no.........
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 8:40:32 PM EDT
This thread has the potential to go bad...LOL
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 9:02:49 PM EDT
i once thought aboot putting a collapsible stock on my post AR [:o][:o][:o]
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 9:17:12 PM EDT
All thats missing is a poll clean_cut. I am now getting worried that you're in Milsurp territory..whats up dude? You need a friend? First God, then sex, then friends, then animals..whats next? Who likes pie?
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 9:56:46 PM EDT
I'm straight.  Isn't that deviant enough?
Link Posted: 12/31/2003 10:54:05 PM EDT
I crapped in the cat box once.

Okay, twice.

cynic
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 12:50:40 AM EDT
Once when out spotlighting we saw a possum.
I went beserk, jumped off the car pulled my knife and engaged it hand to hand.  Or knife to claw.  My friends still look at me weird when this is brought up.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 1:06:32 AM EDT
I once owned a Ruger center-fire pistol.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 2:13:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
fucked all sisters hot friends,
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Not a day that goes by I dont thak my Creator from me being the oldest with little sisters!

Yours is past tense, mine is present/future! [;)]
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 3:40:10 AM EDT
This is the single most incredible thread I have ever seen!

and I once rimmed an assholes coffee cup with my balls.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 4:18:21 AM EDT
BANGED a girlfriend under the covers on the couch while her MOM was fast asleep just a few feet away on the lounge chair.I had to put my hand over her mouth during her orgasm.Luckily the mom is a heavy sleeper.[}:D]
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 4:25:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2004 4:44:41 AM EDT by FLGreg]
On the advice of my counsel I am invoking my right under the 5th Amendment and refusing to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 4:54:19 AM EDT
When I was a kid I played cops and robbers. Actually had toy guns when I was six. Let see if anyone can top that!
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 5:43:52 AM EDT
This one time I, uh, nah, you'll never believe it. No one else does. Been years since I could speak openly about my weekends.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 6:12:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98:
[url]http://www.threeoaks-marshall.com/images/wall.jpg[/url]

...and everything that led to it.
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Kar, that's you, on the Berlin Wall?? Were you East German??
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 6:19:18 AM EDT
I "spunked" someone's drink at a party. Yeah, you read it right.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 7:10:48 AM EDT
Ipecac syrup in a coffee pot[puke] would be very interesting.
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 8:00:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
BANGED a girlfriend under the covers on the couch while her MOM was fast asleep just a few feet away on the lounge chair.I had to put my hand over her mouth during her orgasm.Luckily the mom is a heavy sleeper.[}:D]
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She was just being quiet, waiting her turn! [sex]

1:  I went to a science fiction convention and
2:  dressed as Frankenfurter [Tim Curry] from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and
3:  made love with my 3 closest female friends and
4:  later slept with 2 other girls I didn't know.

That count?
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 8:02:18 AM EDT
This has the potential to be one of the best (worst) threads ever.  Up there with Treetop's Flaming Backpack!
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 8:39:09 AM EDT
Me and some bros, threw a bacholor party, for one of the crew...[0:)]

After he passed out, we painted his weenie blue, with spray paint. He couldn't use solvent to clean it, so he still had a blue dick, on his wedding night.....


Link Posted: 1/1/2004 8:42:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/1/2004 9:22:12 AM EDT
reading this thread.......
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