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Posted: 8/19/2005 9:46:02 PM EDT
The first thing we need to do is send a poll to Russia asking if everyone wants to be an American citizen. Of course 70+% is going to say yes. Then we take Russia the same way we took Alaska except instead of money we offer citizenship as payment. We then pour jobs in the form of factories and fuel production to the petroleum loaded Siberia.

We let the Russian president and officials be the governers and leaders of our new Russian states and offer them everything we get and tax their paychecks. The fuel from our own land would be payment enough. It would eventually make a great hunting and vacation spot.

We then bomb N. Korea and the middle east to oblivion and let China and Japan have that oil. Then the US has the most land, a lot of new happy citizens, and plenty of Alaskan and Siberian fuel. Japan and China will still make TVs and everyone will be happy.

I admit I am a little drunk but it would work.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:49:38 PM EDT
Where's that "Don't drink and post" picture?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:51:48 PM EDT

Or, we could build cars that run on Soylent Green, and outlaw contraception!

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:52:07 PM EDT
I'm not completely drunk. Heck, I can still type correctly huh? I just thought it would be a great bomb the middle east and everyone lives happily ever after thread.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:55:25 PM EDT
Go to bed
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:58:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Go to bed



It's not that far fetched. Heck, all I am talking about is helping out some people that are poor, getting some gas, and bombing some terrorists. What's wrong with that?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:00:50 PM EDT
Or if energy costs stay high, the market will demand energy efficiency.........................
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:01:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 10:01:36 PM EDT by 64FXR]
Cudos at least for not typing "wooffhhhooo immddda ddrizzunnkllswwho w it maaa?".
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:05:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 64FXR:
Cudos at least for not typing "wooffhhhooo immddda ddrizzunnkllswwho w it maaa?".



I usually keep my common sense when I have drank a little. It is the thought that counts. Go USA!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:57:32 PM EDT
Well in my world.....no...cant do it....must respect CoC.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:59:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Where's that "Don't drink and post" picture?



This one?



Only one I've got, but I know another one exists.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:03:38 PM EDT
Well at least my thread isn't about anything liberal. It is all about the bombs and the fuel.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:09:46 PM EDT
The dregs of their socialist culture and their entitlement demands would probably outweigh the economic benefits of easy access to their natural resources.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:12:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
The dregs of their socialist culture and their entitlement demands would probably outweigh the economic benefits of easy access to their natural resources.



If they can't adapt to our government and our democratic way they just go back to starving in the cold anyway.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:15:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By afman91201:

Originally Posted By 64FXR:
Cudos at least for not typing "wooffhhhooo immddda ddrizzunnkllswwho w it maaa?".



I usually keep my common sense when I have drank a little. It is the thought that counts. Go USA!!!



Good deal. I like your plans for the Russians bye the way. They make great (but by god it hurts in the morning) vodka!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:17:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 11:17:32 PM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]

Originally Posted By afman91201:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
The dregs of their socialist culture and their entitlement demands would probably outweigh the economic benefits of easy access to their natural resources.



If they can't adapt to our government and our democratic way they just go back to starving in the cold anyway.



Starving, and bombing pipelines in their spare time just for shits and giggles....shove it to "The Man"
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:18:51 PM EDT
hmmm that would make another empire on which the sun never sets...

que the Dicks speech from Team America....
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:20:19 PM EDT
I took a class on the Russian Far East, and your idea has been seriously proposed: the annexation of the Russian Far East
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:09:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Where's that "Don't drink and post" picture?



This one?

www.apt401.com/remdrunk2.jpg

Only one I've got, but I know another one exists.

Thanks, I needed that..
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