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Posted: 9/25/2002 7:53:09 AM EDT
http://www.troubledloner.com/taliban/index1.html Don't make it a live link please. Thanks and fun reading to all!
Link Posted: 9/25/2002 7:55:45 AM EDT
In Sports news: Last week's rock throwng was a great success. The Zealots were victorious when their final pitch knocked out Invaders' starter Ibrahim Mohammed, sending him to hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. There was much celebrations and shootings of guns in the air, as the losing team was put to death.
Link Posted: 9/25/2002 8:16:33 AM EDT
Employment Opportunities: NEEDED: The Taliban is looking for several easily duped men of low intelligence for long-range plan. Must be willing to travel. No experience necessary. No potential for advancement. Must provide own beard. Lack of family or homelife a plus. WANTED: 75 virgins needed to provide hot mideastern lovings to potential assassins. Virginity not required. Frankly, these guys think they're going to paradise, so, believe me, they can be told anything. LMAO.
Link Posted: 9/25/2002 8:25:24 AM EDT
We mean it this time. We are not blowing the smoke. We know we declared jihad last week and the week before that, but this one is different. This jihad is the big one. None of the kidding this time. Not like that Salman Rushdie fatwa -- that went nowhere. But this one is for real. As some of you say, we are opening up of the can of jihad upon your buttocks. Seriously. LMAO
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