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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:17:55 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm tired of people telling me what a major malfunction and a failure I am.
OTOH, I think if I pull my 'charging handle', my problems will clear right up. [:D] (don't know what the relevance of the above post is...) |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:20:06 AM EDT
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Sick of hearing? I'll tell you what I am sick of hearing. Tackdriver. If it can hit the broad side of a barn from inside, it is a tackdriver.
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:21:56 AM EDT
[#3]
sub-1-second draw.
NIB |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:23:51 AM EDT
[#4]
clip
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:25:52 AM EDT
[#5]
"Whatcha", as in "Whatcha need /that/ for?"
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:28:16 AM EDT
[#6]
If I see another fool post "for the children" I'll scream.
Think of something original for cripes sake, that phrase isn't funny anymore. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:28:58 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: I'm tired of people telling me what a major malfunction and a failure I am. OTOH, I think if I pull my 'charging handle', my problems will clear right up. [:D] (don't know what the relevance of the above post is...) It's for a gag, actually. Think of all of the overused words and phrases you hear at gun shops, in gun rags, at gun shows, descriptive labels for this-or-that firearm... Mike |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:29:33 AM EDT
[#8]
"Stopping Power!"
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:30:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: If I see another fool post "for the children" I'll scream. Think of something original for cripes sake, that phrase isn't funny anymore. Yes, do it for the children! |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:31:43 AM EDT
[#10]
Strasborg Goat Tests
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:31:52 AM EDT
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"Ballistic." My son asked me to explain the difference between "nylon" and "ballistic nylon." "Apparently about $8 a yard," I answered.
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:32:54 AM EDT
[#12]
"Assault Weapon"
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:33:10 AM EDT
[#13]
*another vote for "[b]clip[/b]" (an all time classic)
-followed by "[b]muscle memory[/b]" (not to be confusd with "ergonomic") -and trailing with "[b]real gun[/b]" (as in, "Why don't you sell that plastic piece of shit and get yourself a [b]real gun[/b]?") |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:39:23 AM EDT
[#14]
Assault Weapon
[rolleyes] |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:50:00 AM EDT
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"Prolly".."ah still yet am goin to do thet."..."One of these here ones."...."..its got a bayonett lug and a folding stock so it MUST be pre-ban."...".all hesse's are pre-ban"...."Mak-90's are pre-ban"...."..thet thars a machinegun...you know that they arer illegal,...right?".."....heeeey brother man ..I want's to by one dem silencers...you know..so I can pop me a cap in some mutherfuckeh an duh kops din wone no shit."...."Hoooow much fo one dem machineguns?".."Der be papeuh on dem?"..."if I want to have a 10" bbl.on my AR,fuck the government....they don't tell ME what to do......no-one tells me what to do."....."Leavanworth Fed.Pen.,isn't so bad.....I got my teeth fixed and a GED while I was in."....."...I thought that I could have a drop in autosear,SGN said it was legal."
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:50:34 AM EDT
[#16]
Minute of anything:
Minute of angle Minute of bad guy Minute of blue helmet |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:55:41 AM EDT
[#17]
"venerable Colt 1911"
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Posted: 12/12/2003 6:59:30 AM EDT
[#18]
I will put my vote in for my pet peaves:
tactical: it seem if something is black and made of nylon these days, it's considered tactical clip: this is something girls use in their hair, not what I insert in my ARs. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:03:40 AM EDT
[#19]
What gun did Pacino use in the movie HEAT?
seriously...what gun did he use? [lol] |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:15:53 AM EDT
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[b][size=4]BAZOOKA[/b][/size=4]
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:18:45 AM EDT
[#21]
"Get a glock instead"
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:28:29 AM EDT
[#22]
"only 500 rds thru it" does not = [b]like NEW[/b]!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:37:35 AM EDT
[#23]
gLOCK
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Posted: 12/12/2003 7:54:02 AM EDT
[#24]
Neo-Con
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Posted: 12/12/2003 8:07:08 AM EDT
[#25]
clip, mousegun, "only a .22", .308
9mm (so sick of that caliber...ooo look at me, i'm almost a centimeter..ooo i'm cheaper than everyone else...ooo i'm the only one you can buy at wal-mart without being 21 oooo ooo SHUT THE FUCK UP LUGER!!!!!) |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 8:24:58 AM EDT
[#26]
well when I was a SEAL....
(or insert your favorite special forces group here) --and hearing it from a guy that couldn't run more than 20' before he's winded! |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 8:35:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Illegal immigrant. They ain't immigrants.
CW |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:02:58 AM EDT
[#28]
A "good shooter" when a table holder is hawking his junk at a gunshow.
The last time I looked at a "good shooter"... a Colt double eagle, I noted the firing pin was missing and asked, how could it be a good shooter with no firing pin? (Followed by a red face and a blank stare) "Unfired" is my second pick as quite overused. Now an "unfired" "good shooter" would be even more suspicious, I think. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:05:56 AM EDT
[#29]
Match grade!!!!
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:27:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Tack-Driver
Sub-MOA Tactical High-Speed Used by... Did I mention Tactical? |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:34:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Did I mention Tactical? Yes, but not enough times. [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=212692&page=5&w=searchPop[/url] |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:36:39 AM EDT
[#32]
Tactical
God I hate that word |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:44:39 AM EDT
[#33]
I can't believe no one has said it yet
Milspec Also, precision, lightweight, heavy-duty, long-range, and custom (if anyone can buy it, it's not custom). |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:47:22 AM EDT
[#34]
Operator!
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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:47:34 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: What are you sick of hearing? Stuff like "I'd recommend one because I've owned one for years and fired over 2500 rounds without a problem." Big fuckin' deal! That's like TEN practice sessions. 2500 rounds is not a lot. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 10:14:36 AM EDT
[#36]
"National Match"
SRM |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 10:39:04 AM EDT
[#37]
NFA
SHTF TEOTWAWKI "Shoot, shovel and shut up." |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 10:44:22 AM EDT
[#38]
FN contract
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Posted: 12/12/2003 11:24:43 AM EDT
[#39]
I agree with Lockedon, "mousegun" has got to be the dumbest fucking term used for an AR in exsistance.
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Posted: 12/12/2003 11:56:52 AM EDT
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Most misused word?
"Tolerances"! As in "this gun is reliable in sand because it's made with loose tolerances". "Tolerances" are part-to-part variation. "Fit" is what you call the amount of play between sliding components. I scream every time I read "tolerances" in gun mags & chat rooms. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 11:56:59 AM EDT
[#41]
I'll go wth preban/postban. Hopefully soon it will be moot.
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:09:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Kali. Kalifornistan. Commiefornistan. PRK. Peoples Republik. Any others of the same ilk that don't kome to mind at the moment...
CW trapped in CA |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:14:54 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Most misused word? "Tolerances"! As in "this gun is reliable in sand because it's made with loose tolerances". "Tolerances" are part-to-part variation. "Fit" is what you call the amount of play between sliding components. I scream every time I read "tolerances" in gun mags & chat rooms. That's one of my favorites also...! |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:29:36 PM EDT
[#44]
"Designed for Navy SEALs . . ."
or "Designed by former Navy SEAL . . ." |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:31:25 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: Operator! That term gives me a case of the ass too. In the military that term was reserved as a very prostigous title given to special forces guys that had proven themselves on an OP. When I first started posting here a guy called himself an operator and I asked him what team he was with. He got real pissed off and flamed my newbie ass. About ten other people jumped in on me. I was new and felt bad about it because maybe I was being a jerk, but I have personal reasons for what I said. Just because you can " operate" a gun doesn't make you an operator. Having said that I never want to hear the term "stopping power" again. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:32:28 PM EDT
[#46]
Trigger that breaks like a glass rod.
Hell a 2 inch rod will break too, just needs LOTS more effort |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:34:42 PM EDT
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"gun show loophole" [:(!]
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:35:54 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Trigger that breaks like a glass rod. Hell a 2 inch rod will break too, just needs LOTS more effort This phrase relates to creep and overtravel, not pull weight. It is appropriate, but overused. |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 12:57:05 PM EDT
[#49]
PRE-BAN!
That word will be dead come September! [:D] |
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Posted: 12/12/2003 5:58:29 PM EDT
[#50]
Gun is still in arsenal wrap: the last one we took out of wrap and cleaned up was so hideous, we weren't able to sell it!
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