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Posted: 9/14/2009 1:04:49 PM EST
My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets.

Thanks
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:05:31 PM EST
Beaver Bar.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:06:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Beaver Bar.


Kooter Klean?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:06:16 PM EST
nice. sounds expensive!
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:07:01 PM EST
StankBeGone
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:07:48 PM EST
fromunda bars

bug remover
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:08:15 PM EST
Snatch N' Glo
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:08:34 PM EST
"Rendered fat treated with caustic chemicals."

It's a winner.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:08:37 PM EST
Cougar fresh.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:09:21 PM EST
Cougar Bar
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:10:30 PM EST
Haven't you ever seen "The Muppets Take Manhattan?"

Ocean Breeze Soap.

Motto: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.

Failed motto: Ocean Breeze Soap: it's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:10:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2009 1:13:37 PM EST by Sumo]
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there? If you had to describe it using one word what would that word be?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:11:22 PM EST
MILF Milk
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:16:31 PM EST
Ingredient list please. Then we can make an informed decision.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:17:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sumo:
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there?


It is for her advertising class.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:18:15 PM EST
FUG OFF


Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:18:26 PM EST
VirginFresh
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:20:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Beaver Bar.


Kooter Klean?

Oyster Moisture
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:20:45 PM EST
Soap and the City.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:20:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By CharlesRyan:
My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets.

Thanks

is it scented, etc? what about it will make it stand out from the other bazillion brands?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:21:06 PM EST
Hmmm,married women 35-50.....how about "Disenchanted"......strong enough to remove the smell of your pool boy and your tennis coach.

Disenchanted......he'll never know the love is gone......
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:24:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By CharlesRyan:
Originally Posted By Sumo:
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there?


It is for her advertising class.


In that case she should be doing her own homework. Pick something flowery or clean sounding.

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:24:36 PM EST
Cougar clean
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:25:02 PM EST
Cougar, might as well cash in on it while its hot
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:25:35 PM EST
Muschi
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:27:14 PM EST
Gynaflush
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:27:25 PM EST
Lava + Lever + Ivory + Dove + Olay + Coast + Irish Spring =

An ivory lever for dove hunting on the lava strewn Irish coast Olay

How about Boraxolay or Glycerine Glide

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:30:35 PM EST
Coochie Bar, Vag O' clean, Boobies and bubbles, Butt wax, Kitty's soap, clean nipples, I will stop
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:33:04 PM EST
VaginaBright
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:33:30 PM EST
Love bar? candy clean? perfect joy? joyous? I like joyous.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:34:11 PM EST
Hippy Hold Off.


Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:34:59 PM EST
Fallopian Foam

Taint Eraser
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:35:17 PM EST
Mackerel Masque?

Poonkleen?

GashSachet?

Eau D'Anchovee?

Spo-dee-begone?


Sorry - best I can do on short notice.....
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:38:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2009 1:43:06 PM EST by Survivital]
Driphair Dew. Crusta Dusta. Surv.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:38:29 PM EST
Cuntsofresh.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:44:11 PM EST
Fresh again
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:45:04 PM EST
Diddle.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:45:47 PM EST
Cock Sauce.

Rub it all over ya.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:45:51 PM EST
What was the brand name in Fight Club?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:45:52 PM EST
muff scrub - it gets the brown out

fresh twat, now with oxy clean

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:47:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2009 1:48:07 PM EST by Remmy023]
LabiaShine
Quimmer Breeze
Flower Foamer
Butts N Suds, wait that sounds like a good name for a bar.

Here's your jingle anyway:
A whole full of soap will bring you a soul full of hope. FTW!

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:47:32 PM EST
Katnip.....Tacopoo
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:48:41 PM EST
fruity pie bar.
makes rotten crotch smell new again.
cures twat rot on contact.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:49:20 PM EST
Jaipur
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:49:24 PM EST
I don't think the community heart of this group is even in the right place.

Freakin' funny, but wrong.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:51:19 PM EST
IESN

It's
Expensive
and
Smells
Nice
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:54:57 PM EST
We need a jingle for the commercial! Sing along to the tune of "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie:

Oh baby you
you got a disease
but you say its just a rash
you need to wash your filthy ass
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:55:36 PM EST
Tidy Twat

FunkBgone

Fish Stix

Vag-so-clean

MILF

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:56:16 PM EST
Final offering...

SSY - "Takes the PU out of puSSY"

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:58:24 PM EST
Put it on a rope and call it prison sex
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 1:59:20 PM EST
Hippy-be-gone
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