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Posted: 8/26/2004 8:25:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:03:22 AM EST by Yojimbo]
Okay, I use to watch "Married with Children" quite a bit but I never understood why Al never wanted to "HIT" his wife Peggy. I mean she dressed really tacky and all but she was still quite a MILF.

Maybe it was some inside joke I never understood, perhaps one of you could explain this to me...







Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:28:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:29:15 AM EST by magnum_99]
Because he was MARRIED to her, with children. THAT was the joke.

If you aren't married, you wouldn't understand.

No matter how good she looks, after banging it 10,000 times, the thrill wears off, and you still have to put up with her shit!

But I agree, I'd hit Katey Sagal.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:29:12 AM EST
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:30:00 AM EST
"Strange" is better
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:32:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
Because he was MARRIED to her, with children. THAT was the joke.

If you aren't married, you wouldn't understand.

No matter how good she looks, after banging it 10,000 times, the thrill wears off, and you still have to put up with her shit!



I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off. My wife is still pretty hot...
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:34:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off. My wife is still pretty hot...



Be honest, your wife was sitting next to you as you typed this, wasn't she?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:41:20 AM EST
I love Al Bundy. To quote:

"Don't talk to the law. Don't listen to the law. Don't watch L.A. law."
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:41:28 AM EST
Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?

And that's how women and kid viewers prefer their TV dads: dumb as a bag of hammers, utterly clueless, so the viewers can get away with all sorts of misadventures (vicariously), and have a convenient scapegoat for all their problems, too.

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:44:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:49:49 AM EST by MillerSHO]
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:46:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
Because he was MARRIED to her, with children. THAT was the joke.

If you aren't married, you wouldn't understand.

No matter how good she looks, after banging it 10,000 times, the thrill wears off, and you still have to put up with her shit!



I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off. My wife is still pretty hot...



Now you went and did it......This thread is now officially worthless

­

..without pics of your hot wife!!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:46:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.



Yep, Billy Joel looked over at Christy Brinkley and said "I can do better than this...."



- CD
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:47:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Atencio:

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off. My wife is still pretty hot...



Be honest, your wife was sitting next to you as you typed this, wasn't she?



No, he left himself logged in and walked away from the computer to get a beer.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:48:01 AM EST
Thats has got to be one of the greatest sitcoms ever.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:51:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:55:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:56:19 AM EST by Yojimbo]

Originally Posted By texastactical:

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
My wife is still pretty hot...



Hell yeah shes smokin!! I Think shes the hottest ARFCOM wife!



Why thank you texastactical.

Here's the boss...



Here she is at 5 months pregnant just to prove that I'm no Al Bundy!

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:56:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 8:56:49 AM EST by Mauser101]

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?




I'm sure you haven't noticed, but I'll fill you in on a little secret. Not a SINGLE character on Married with Children was a positive role model. It was a show about trashy people and their trashy world.

I want a "No Ma'am" t-shirt.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:58:09 AM EST
Mauser101,

I knew the show was about a low class family but hey even the low class need lovin' too...
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:58:31 AM EST
Because Al is the ultimate anti-hero loser. The reason his life went downhill from high school is all because of Peg. He doesn't see Peg as an attractive MILF, but as the horrible ball and chain that ruined his popularity and football career. Several times during the show Al tells Peggy if he knew how thing were going to turn out, he never would have taken her under the bleachers.

That was the joke of the show. Al hated his life and his family because they made him the loser that he is.

All the fun of his youth was gone because he was married..........with children.


It was great through when the old Al would pop out, like fighting at the nudy bar or whipping the guys ass at the class reunion.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 8:59:57 AM EST
I like how everything in the world was against the average white male. I also loved how everything would end up being a huge protest.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:00:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:

Originally Posted By texastactical:

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
My wife is still pretty hot...



Hell yeah shes smokin!! I Think shes the hottest ARFCOM wife!



Why thank you texastactical.

Here's the boss...

a3.cpimg.com/image/D9/9B/29114073-e6f5-01710200-.jpg

Here she is at 5 months pregnant just to prove that I'm no Al Bundy!

a8.cpimg.com/image/A2/3F/31618978-ea5e-01800200-.jpg



Hey Man you up too any wife swapping, I don't have a wife but I think you know what I mean. Congrads on the awesome looking wife. Here's a beer to ya
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:02:38 AM EST

Wife swapping??? Hell NO, Yojimbo don't play that!

Seriously though, thanks for the compliments!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:05:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:06:10 AM EST by Mauser101]

Originally Posted By 455SD:
It was great through when the old Al would pop out, like fighting at the nudy bar or whipping the guys ass at the class reunion.



You're right. When I think about all the episodes that I liked, the ones that I like dthe best were when Al rose above and kicked the ass of whatever it was that was in his way.

Ever notice how immaculately clean the place was? That always suprised me. Peg was always sitting on the couch eating bon-bons and watching soaps, and yet the house was always clean. I'm of the opinion that she made Bud do it.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:06:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:07:13 AM EST by parr28922]
Here's a picture of my wife



damn my wife's so ugly she broke the image
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:06:12 AM EST
I think Peg secretly had man goods hiden under that skirt???



MT
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:06:31 AM EST
What a beautiful red x you married!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:08:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:12:46 AM EST by 95thFoot]
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:09:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 9:11:29 AM EST by parr28922]
No just a pic of her face ?????????????
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:11:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.



+1 Here, and I should know...check the avatar.

It's like the new version of Playboy that they have for married men. It still has a foldout, but it's the same woman every month.

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:12:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By 455SD:
It was great through when the old Al would pop out, like fighting at the nudy bar or whipping the guys ass at the class reunion.


And the ass-whipping always started with: "let's rock"
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:14:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexasEd:

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.



+1 Here, and I should know...check the avatar.

It's like the new version of Playboy that they have for married men. It still has a foldout, but it's the same woman every month.




Talk about the Picture of Dorian Gray....
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:17:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?

And that's how women and kid viewers prefer their TV dads: dumb as a bag of hammers, utterly clueless, so the viewers can get away with all sorts of misadventures (vicariously), and have a convenient scapegoat for all their problems, too.




Actually, this was one of the few sitcoms not aimed at women. It was also one of the few good sitcoms.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:23:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:25:48 AM EST
She's too big.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:27:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By ken_mays:

Originally Posted By parr28922:
Hey Man you up too any wife swapping, I don't have a wife but I think you know what I mean.



So, how's that work? You nail his wife, and then owe him one?

Just curious



ya, I owe him. or he can have my 80+ year old grandma if he wants.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:31:34 AM EST
Because he scored four touchdowns in one game at Polk HIgh. He can do and say whatever he wants.

I love that show
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:40:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yojimbo:

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
Because he was MARRIED to her, with children. THAT was the joke.

If you aren't married, you wouldn't understand.

No matter how good she looks, after banging it 10,000 times, the thrill wears off, and you still have to put up with her shit!



I don't know about you but I've been married for almost 10 years and the thrill still hasn't wore off. My wife is still pretty hot...



It was a joke and attempt to explain the rationale for the show.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 9:41:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By parr28922:

Originally Posted By ken_mays:

Originally Posted By parr28922:
Hey Man you up too any wife swapping, I don't have a wife but I think you know what I mean.



So, how's that work? You nail his wife, and then owe him one?

Just curious



ya, I owe him. or he can have my 80+ year old grandma if he wants.



LOL! Keep dreaming sonny!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 10:15:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?

And that's how women and kid viewers prefer their TV dads: dumb as a bag of hammers, utterly clueless, so the viewers can get away with all sorts of misadventures (vicariously), and have a convenient scapegoat for all their problems, too.



Bill Cosby?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 11:18:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 5:16:17 PM EST by thebeekeeper1]
<Image removed. Please read the Conduct Code regarding the insertion of pics of this type into threads.>
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:44:29 PM EST
Where you can look at a thigh...and blacken an eye...at the nudie bar.
Where you can look at a breast....and cave in a chest....at the nudie bar.

That show was the shit!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:00:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 4:04:34 PM EST by Gunluster]

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:
Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Because Al Bundy, like all TV dads, is a moron. When was the last time a TV dad was ever presented as a positive role model, unless he was a liberal metrosexual?

And that's how women and kid viewers prefer their TV dads: dumb as a bag of hammers, utterly clueless, so the viewers can get away with all sorts of misadventures (vicariously), and have a convenient scapegoat for all their problems, too.



Bill Cosby?
Bundy would kick Cosby's ass!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:17:35 PM EST
Horse Face
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:09:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
For even the most beautiful woman in the world there is, somewhere, a man sick and tired of dealing with her shit. Thats why.



Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:12:00 PM EST
Man I loved that show. NO MAM
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:13:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By mac130:
"Strange" is better



YEAH, it like putting you hand ON top of your hammer instead ofthe bottom!!!! "Different woman!"

<­BR>

Did I say that?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:15:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Coolio:
She's too big.




MAN HANDS!
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:17:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:20:34 PM EST
Probably because she's ugly on the inside.

But Kelly was hot.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:21:54 PM EST
I'd hit Marci...
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 6:22:37 PM EST
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