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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:25:14 AM EST
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:26:19 AM EST
Don't bother.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:27:04 AM EST
again...don't bother...
But, progressive does not always me progression...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:29:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


"A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, instead of walking forward, uses them to kick productive people in the balls and confiscate their money." - DriveNASCAR
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:31:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:32:55 AM EST by Bflamante]
Conservatives are too busy holding jobs to move forward. Liberals are too busy moving forward to hold jobs.

Seriously though, it is like arguing with a duck. All you are going to hear from them is "quack".
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:31:53 AM EST
...walk forward into a pit of bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:32:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...

A Liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has learned to hobble to the disability office.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:32:47 AM EST
A liberal is a person that has 2 good arms and uses them to take money out of someone elses pocket.

A liberal is frightened about guns but is the first to call someone with a gun when in trouble.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:33:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:

Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...

A Liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has learned to hobble to the disability office.

Winner!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:33:31 AM EST
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'
- Ronald Reagan
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:35:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


Because he lacks the desire to crush his grandchildren.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:37:12 AM EST
If you are young, and not a liberal, you don't have a heart.
If you are mature, and not a conservative, you don't have a brain.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:37:26 AM EST
A liberal is a man with two perfectly good lungs who has never learned to use them to supply oxygen to his brain.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:38:12 AM EST
And a liberal is someone with two perfectly good legs but no brain.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:39:24 AM EST
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


It would piss her off but "A liberal woman is one that is hot enough people just give her stuff and she doesn't understand that the rest of the world doesn't work that way"
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:39:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriveNASCAR:
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


"A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, instead of walking forward, uses them to kick productive people in the balls and confiscate their money." - DriveNASCAR


+1. USE THIS, OP!

Don't think about it as "pissing her off", think of it as educating her. :)

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:39:38 AM EST
A liberal is a retard
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:42:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:46:09 AM EST by bradbradbrad]
Some good ones in here guys. Keep em coming!

ETA- She is working in DC right now, for one of the (Dem) Senators. Not sure which though. She got real butt hurt at my comments after Ted went dead.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:43:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:45:05 AM EST by Threecurl]
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. - Ronald Reagan

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison, father of the Constitution

Second one is particularly applicable since no president in American history did as much to move us away from the founding principles as Fucking Dead Roosevelt.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:43:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:47:42 AM EST by raysheen]

Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt



Not as eloquent as some but:
"FDR was one of the worst presidents The United States has ever seen."
should start up a good conversation.
...or just simply:
"FDR was an asshole"
most people worship the man and couldn't begin to understand why you would type that.

Edit you could also use the new "Shut your Whore Mouth" motivational picture with Joe Wilson...that would likely go over well
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:45:19 AM EST
A liberal is someone who is very generous with everyone else's money.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:47:23 AM EST
Reply in a friendly non-confrontational manner (the Reagan quote is good). But don't be surprised when they start deleting your posts.

Which I consider extremely poor form on a social networking site. To me, it's the equivalent of starting a conversation at a social gathering, then telling people to shut up when the conversation starts going in a direction which you don't agree with.

My guess is, you'll end up either Hiding or Deleting this person.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:50:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By DriveNASCAR:
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


"A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, instead of walking forward, uses them to kick productive people in the balls and confiscate their money." - DriveNASCAR


Awesome I'm going to put this on my FB page hope you don't mind.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:50:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 6:51:09 AM EST by Jmmoney]
If it wasn't for the second world war I'm pretty sure FDR would be remembered as the only president worse than Jimmy Carter. I guess even assholes with polio that cheat on their wives get lucky sometimes too.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 6:57:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By coldsteele35:
Originally Posted By DriveNASCAR:
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


"A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, instead of walking forward, uses them to kick productive people in the balls and confiscate their money." - DriveNASCAR


Awesome I'm going to put this on my FB page hope you don't mind.



Go for it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:00:45 AM EST
A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs that never learned to stand on his own.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:01:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By ohiobr:
A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs that never learned to stand on his own.


Another very good one, going to take my lame ones down now...

I am not worthy
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:01:50 AM EST
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a cross dresser and founder of MANBLA ! he has no credibility !
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:03:12 AM EST
Isnt it strange how if you mix up the letters in the word liberal, and add just a few more you come up with

~Shit eating, asshole licking, gun grabbing, paycheck robbing, Constitution ignoring, lying, thieving, lazy ass , no good mutherfucking communist~



Wierd, huh?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:06:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 7:47:35 AM EST by mac130]
You can build a liberal woman a fire, and keep her warm for a night.

Or, You can set the bitch on fire, and keep her warm for the rest of her life.

You're wasting your time.




Edited, because it was too nice
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:08:42 AM EST
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Winston Churchill


“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”
Winston Churchill
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:09:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By mac130:
You can build a liberal woman a fire, and keep her warm for a night.

Or, You can set her on fire, and keep her warm for the rest of her life.

You're wasting your time.


COC violation ! you cannot start a fire without the proper permits ! At least in Washington state !
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:11:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By ohiobr:
A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs that never learned to stand on his own.

Very nice.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:13:28 AM EST
A liberal is someone who has two perfectly good legs and uses them to run into the wall before looking where he is going...

READY, FIRE, AIM...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:13:53 AM EST
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:14:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By DriveNASCAR:
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


"A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs who, instead of walking forward, uses them to kick productive people in the balls and confiscate their money." - DriveNASCAR


FTW
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:16:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By ohiobr:
A liberal is a man with two perfectly good legs that never learned to stand on his own.


this would be appropriate
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 7:39:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By bradbradbrad:
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Well? She is an acquaintance, but I don't want to piss her off too bad...


A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has to go to work since liberals depend on him.
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