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Posted: 7/11/2013 11:38:29 PM EDT
I put my team's future into the all-knowing hands of GD.

What have I done?!

This is for a short summer adult beginner league.

There are only two teams  The enemy team jerseys are red and they chose "Red Army"....damn commies.  My team's color is green.  I've had a few suggestions but not sure on them.

Battletoads
HULK SMASH!
Gremlins


Please GD, with your mighty wisdom, give me a name.    I am going to sleep now.... I expect to wake up to a hilariously, stupid thread.


Link Posted: 7/11/2013 11:47:08 PM EDT
[#1]
Puck Heads
Link Posted: 7/11/2013 11:59:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't go to Kosovo.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:03:13 AM EDT
[#3]
The Hanson's....enough said.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:04:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Red Army you say?

The Ronald Reagans.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:11:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Puckers.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:14:25 AM EDT
[#6]
Lake Placid
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:17:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Puckers.


Almost stole my idea.

MOTHER PUCKERS
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:20:18 AM EDT
[#8]
FBHO
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:30:01 AM EDT
[#9]
Gang Green.


And of course...FBHO.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:31:21 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Red Army you say?

The Ronald Reagans.


fuck yeah
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 12:58:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Off Constantly


"Yeah we beat off constantly"
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 1:05:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Go Puck Yourself
Puck Off
Puck Me? Puck You!
Motherpuckers
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 1:13:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Puck
BHO
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 1:21:13 AM EDT
[#14]
Green Machine.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 1:54:15 AM EDT
[#15]
The Green Bastards.




Link Posted: 7/12/2013 1:57:55 AM EDT
[#16]
How about the "Wait, this isn't Canada?" team.

Link Posted: 7/12/2013 2:34:16 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Off Constantly


"Yeah we beat off constantly"


I like that one! Too bad the jersey isn't yellow, you could be the Hedgehogs.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 2:36:01 AM EDT
[#18]
The  Phags
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 2:38:34 AM EDT
[#19]
Barking Spiders
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 2:50:31 AM EDT
[#20]
Wait, I just noticed the OP's location.

You guys play hockey in Mississippi?

Wanna start an interstate tourney? My team from Maryland vs. you guys from Mississippi. I swear we'll go easy on you guys.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 2:52:27 AM EDT
[#21]
Green Piece
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 3:23:43 AM EDT
[#22]
The Cedar Point Carp

The Vancouver Green Men

Justin Bieber Touched My Cup
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 3:27:55 AM EDT
[#23]
The New York Rangers
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 3:30:07 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Wait, I just noticed the OP's location.

You guys play hockey in Mississippi?

Wanna start an interstate tourney? My team from Maryland vs. you guys from Mississippi. I swear we'll go easy on you guys.


 Yeah. But they had to get them to wear shows first, then move on to skates. Its a slow process.
We actually had a semi-pro team in Tupelo at one time. The Tupelo T-Rex.

Green Machine
Green Goblins
Simple Green, if they're, you know, "special."
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 3:46:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 3:58:32 AM EDT
[#26]

Green Meanies
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:18:50 AM EDT
[#27]
Moose Knuckles
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:22:39 AM EDT
[#28]
BYE WEEK
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:23:10 AM EDT
[#29]
Lucky Puckers
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:26:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
BYE WEEK


YES!
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:28:20 AM EDT
[#31]
The other team is Red Army?  How about?  Broad Street Bullies.


2 teams in the league?  that sucks
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:34:35 AM EDT
[#32]
Spetsnaz Sucks

Tear down this wall

Kermit's Korps

Skynet is coming

I drank what?

Happy Birthday Chaiman Meow

Meow Tse Tung sucks

Your momma wears combat boots

We'll hurt your feelings

You're not gonna like it

Gimme 5

Read between the lines ---> III

Flippin' the bird

Fine as frog's hair

Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:38:21 AM EDT
[#33]
Hanson Bros
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:40:18 AM EDT
[#34]
The Jealous Nun Punchers.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 4:45:13 AM EDT
[#35]
Used Puck Bags
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 6:36:32 AM EDT
[#36]
The Iceholes
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 6:40:00 AM EDT
[#37]
Richard Craniums.

Link Posted: 7/12/2013 6:40:37 AM EDT
[#38]
Stick Riders
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 6:54:08 AM EDT
[#39]
Gang Green is good.

Goblins

Emerald IceHoles

Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:13:53 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Puck
BHO




damn good one right there.



ETA: names:

Boogers
FNG's


Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:23:25 AM EDT
[#41]
Money Shot
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:23:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Wait ... you have summer hockey? In Mississippi?

You need to at least get a sponsorship from the local power company. I can't even imagine the electric bill to run the rink.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:35:18 AM EDT
[#43]
Soylent Green
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:37:02 AM EDT
[#44]
Hockey being Canadian, I would say embrace all things Canadian.....





Bieber Fever
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:39:44 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:42:00 AM EDT
[#46]
Green?

My old team name from college intermural would work.

We were the stoners. We got weed leaf stickers when you scored a goal (didn't happen much). Had a friend dress up as a bong to be our mascot.


ETA: "Bye Week" is also a great team name.
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:46:23 AM EDT
[#47]
My hockey's team name is Our Meat!

Other team names in the league

Moonpigs beat our meat
Too Many Men beat our meat
The Crew beat our meat
Lazers beat our meat
Team Johnny beat our meat
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 7:57:33 AM EDT
[#48]
etadiks
boogers
green weenies
bullstick
puck that
puck this
puck you
puck them
puck it
puck all of you
puck your mom
blades of glory
what would bryan boytano do?
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 8:15:47 AM EDT
[#49]
My team was called Donkey Punch. They owner of the rink didnt know what it meant and googled it.

I like Battletoads
Link Posted: 7/12/2013 11:28:05 AM EDT
[#50]
Yes, hockey in Mississippi!  It's crazy.  We've had an SPHL/CHL team for 21 years.  The rink I skate at is new and only been only since Sept 2011.  Summer is always slower so that's why there are so few teams.

Also college teams play here.  We have Ole Miss and University of Memphis local teams plus whoever they play against.
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