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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 9/25/2004 8:00:19 AM EST
Two books are for sale. Which to buy?

"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the
same thing.

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:05:05 AM EST
Good one
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:10:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:14:42 AM EST



CMOS
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:18:28 AM EST
Damn good!!!! And in time both stories will be classics.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:13:21 AM EST

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



LOL
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:37:06 AM EST
funny!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 1:18:06 PM EST
"Get Both"... Had to say it.
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