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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:00:19 AM EDT
Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton? Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing. 
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:05:05 AM EDT
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Good one
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:10:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:14:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:18:28 AM EDT
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Damn good!!!! And in time both stories will be classics.
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Posted: 9/25/2004 10:13:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2004 11:37:06 AM EDT
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funny!
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Posted: 9/25/2004 2:18:06 PM EDT
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"Get Both"... Had to say it.
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