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Posted: 4/18/2017 10:45:13 PM EDT
So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year.
Help me out with some positive motivation!
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Rehab - Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar) (Official Video)
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Did you get a haircut?
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You mean $1.50/hour, not $1.50 more annually?
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So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year.
Help me out with some positive motivation!
You mean $1.50/hour, not $1.50 more annually?
Great question...
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$1.50 a year! Where do I apply?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:35 PM EDT
Dicks out for human resources?
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 10:55:37 PM EDT
When they ask where you see yourself in 5 years say this, "In your house sleeping in your bed, banging your wife, while you sleep on the couch. I also see myself owning this place." After you say that, let out a Ric Flair "Wew!".
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So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year.
Help me out with some positive motivation!
You mean $1.50/hour, not $1.50 more annually?
Great question...
Lmao. Good catch, $1.50/hr per year of employment
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:07:45 PM EDT
If they ask you to list weaknesses, say, "I work too hard....and I care too much."
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Make sure to wear a MAGA hat to the interview and when the interviewer goes to shake your hand, grab him by the...
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Chopper Reid Job Interview
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:42:07 PM EDT
Be a little aggressive, assertive and even a little cocky.  Not a lot, just a little.  Otherwise, be yourself.

I interviewed for my dream job 11 years ago and I decided to just be myself, and if it worked out, it was meant to be.

It worked out.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:42:32 PM EDT
Square up the chair you sit in to the interveiwer, sit up straight, and speak clearly.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:43:28 PM EDT
$1.50 a year.  That's nuts.  What, that like 1/2 cent per day
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Also, don't whistle on the elevator
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:44:55 PM EDT
1. Naked
2. Shower, but don't wash hair for 3 days
3. No wipe poop before interview
4. Have cold clammy handshake
5. Infrequently look over shoulder for exits / escape paths
6. No clothes

A+ Performance in Planning and Execution!
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 11:55:06 PM EDT
What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google.  Be honest, and most of all, good luck.
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What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google.  Be honest, and most of all, good luck.
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Its a medium sized company, 8 locations. Ziegler catapillar. Its a union job.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 1:05:59 AM EDT
Do you have a step brother and a pair of matching tuxedos?
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Its a medium sized company, 8 locations. Ziegler catapillar. Its a union job.
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Remind them how much we don't like unions. 
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Record yourself answering some questions and then watch the replay.

After that do it again and see how much better you get.

Yes it's uncomfortable. Yes it works.
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What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google.  Be honest, and most of all, good luck.
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"... so the genie says to the white guy..."



Link Posted: 4/19/2017 3:30:10 AM EDT
As an ice breaker, ask them if they saw that hairy bush on the chick the alt-right guy punched.
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What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google.  Be honest, and most of all, good luck.
Its a medium sized company, 8 locations. Ziegler catapillar. Its a union job.
What position are you interviewing for?  I worked for the (CAT) Attachments Division for years (Non Union).
VERY good company to work for (Either way).

BTW, I was running a 1,000 ton Cincy' press for them most of the time and moonlighting as a plasma cutter and
"Machinist" (REAL Machinists would laugh at my "Machine Operator" skills lol).
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