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Posted: 12/9/2003 10:19:39 AM EDT
OK, I was up on the roof of my house putting up Christmas lights, when I slipped off (this was like, 10 minutes ago). I fell on a pipe sticking out of the ground and it kinda impaled in my chest, I think it hit my heart. Anyway there are squirts of blood shooting out like 5 feet. Oh ya my leg is all jacked up with bone sticking out, do you think it is broken? I was going to call an ambulance but I figured I would log on to ar15.com first and see what you guys had to say, since I value your wisdom over any professional medical attention I might be able to receive locally. Let me know how I should patch this stuff up... hurry though I'm getting dizzy.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:23:01 AM EDT
I B T L
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:25:17 AM EDT
Do you have a small propane torch handy?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:26:31 AM EDT
+1
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:27:06 AM EDT
dibs on your gun collection[:D]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:27:46 AM EDT
You'll be fine - stop wasting bandwidth with your whining, troll! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:27:59 AM EDT
What kind of groups you getting with that blood-squirt thing?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:28:12 AM EDT
Take 2 apsirin and call me in the morning....
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:29:10 AM EDT
5th of Jack, needle, plain sewing thread. almost forgot, triple antibiotic is a must. Iso
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:29:57 AM EDT
Show me the results of your latest test for sexually transmitted disease. If it's clear, I'll be right over to help.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:30:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 10:32:28 AM EDT by propguy]
Originally Posted By SNorman: OK, I was up on the roof of my house putting up Christmas lights, when I slipped off (this was like, 10 minutes ago). I fell on a pipe sticking out of the ground and it kinda impaled in my chest, I think it hit my heart. Anyway there are squirts of blood shooting out like 5 feet. Oh ya my leg is all jacked up with bone sticking out, do you think it is broken? I was going to call an ambulance but I figured I would log on to ar15.com first and see what you guys had to say, since I value your wisdom over any professional medical attention I might be able to receive locally. Let me know how I should patch this stuff up... hurry though I'm getting dizzy.
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Yea 2nd dibs on the collection but DUCT TAPE; Yep that shit works on anything call me in the morning PG
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:33:47 AM EDT
Hose yourself down with Windex ASAP!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:34:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 10:35:10 AM EDT by Dredd308]
Yup, Duct tape works everytime. YMMV. Oh, IBTL and +1.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:35:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheCommissioner: Show me the results of your latest test for sexually transmitted disease. If it's clear, I'll be right over to help.
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Why, are you planning on pokin' me in the butt???? oK got: duc tape, JD, needle & thread, & propianine torch (nt soore whet to d with thaat). hop I mak it in tim....thx guys u are the bestest!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:36:55 AM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:37:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 10:38:45 AM EDT by 9supercomp]
I din't know about the Windex stuff. Just rinse the area with CLP or maybe GunScrubber. That will take care of it. Dang-nab-it Rebel beat me to it. NEED PICS
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:39:54 AM EDT
you should have been a navy SEAL!! hurry call 911 before you bleed to death!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:44:28 AM EDT
I promised my self I wouldn't do this But IBTL
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:46:12 AM EDT
Shake it off you whiner. You will be OK. I want those lights finished before I get home tonight.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:46:25 AM EDT
OK good. Ya got the torch. Now fire that sucker up and start cauterizing. And hurry dammit!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:48:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 10:52:27 AM EDT by cyanide]
I am not a Doctor, but I did spend the night in a Holiday Inn Express ------------- you will be fine, if it hurts to do something -------- do not do it. [:)] +1 Pics of your front yard ???????????????????? Or have you succumbed to authority and cleaned it up ?????????????
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:48:36 AM EDT
You wussy. 2 bandaids and get back to work. Geez!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:53:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:56:17 AM EDT
are you related to computerguy? [;)]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:57:26 AM EDT
[lol][lol][lol] Windex! [lol] some more! {I saw that movie}
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:07:34 AM EDT
I call bullshit. This is a gun thread. the proper answer is Hoppe's. Hoppe's, paper towels and duct tape. Then get back to work. Yeah and you can't use pre-ban stocks as splints. they gotta be post-ban. I know it sucks but until the AWB sunsets you gotta use post-ban stocks. Extra points if you use a FIRS fore-end and do the 550 cord in a pattern.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:08:41 AM EDT
[rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:27:13 AM EDT
cyrax777: are you related to computerguy? [;)]
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[lolabove] [i] Oh-yeah, back on-topic; You're gona die (3rd dibbs on the collection!).[/i]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:40:35 AM EDT
Come on, guys, WTF. Didn't any of you see Rambo? Everybody knows you're supposed to fill the hole with gunpowder and ignite it to cauterize the wound. Sheesh. Friggin' amateurs [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:42:16 AM EDT
That's why I suggested gunscrubber. I just forgot the match.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 11:55:43 AM EDT
IBTL....Wooohooo...my first one!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 12:10:50 PM EDT
This is the funniest thread I've seen in weeks.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 1:10:38 PM EDT
Torch + duct tape worked great. I also found a site on a do-it-yourself transfusion so I don't feel so dizzy now (I'm assuming my dog has the correct blood type, as I don't feel any ill effects yet). One of these days I'll find out if doctors are all they're cracked up to be...
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 1:21:39 PM EDT
Whoa, this is serious. Ok, I suggest that you go into the kitchen and heat up some water and brew yourself a nice hot cup of STFU.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 1:24:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SNorman: I also found a site on a do-it-yourself transfusion so I don't feel so dizzy now (I'm assuming my dog has the correct blood type, as I don't feel any ill effects yet).
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Be sure to warn your wife that if you sit in the middle of the street and start licking your own nuts, to just call the pound.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 2:15:28 PM EDT
We need pictures to, uh, determine what needs to be done. [:D] In any case +1, IBTL, blah blah blah
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 2:18:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Old_Painless: What kind of groups you getting with that blood-squirt thing?
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[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 4:25:57 PM EDT
C'mon! Walk it off, man, walk it off!
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