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Posted: 10/1/2004 12:43:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:44:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:18:06 PM EDT by warp_asylum]
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[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 12:45:41 PM EDT by wedge1082]
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:47:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:47:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:18:13 PM EDT by warp_asylum]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:48:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 12:48:58 PM EDT by CFII]
um, looks a little small to be a shower
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:49:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

What are you talking about? That is the new Ball Wash 3000! Excelent for those hard to reach places.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:50:06 PM EDT

Don't do it, you'll hurt your sack!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:50:26 PM EDT
Don't know just don't drink out of it, tastes like shit!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:53:00 PM EDT
Do you really want to know?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:54:42 PM EDT
That's my dog's water bowl!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:55:29 PM EDT
I'd like to drop a good ol' post-Thanksgiving LOG in there, and see some fucking European nancy-boy try to figure out what to do with it! But that's just me.....
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 12:56:26 PM EDT
[Crocodile Dundee]It's for woishing ya backsoide, roight?[/Crocodile Dundee]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:00:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:02:28 PM EDT
How come they put the sink so close to the floor??
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
god help us...

i'll bet hielo has three of those in his 10k sq. ft. bath house.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:04:12 PM EDT
Back to the wall, hover. Good luck, and God bless.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:05:09 PM EDT
Kinda low to the floor to be a water fountain ain't it?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:05:27 PM EDT
Finally a parts claener big enough for my barrel!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:07:11 PM EDT
Stuff it in her pooper, when she goes to clean off w/ this thing.. take and post pics..
(sorry, it had to be said)
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:08:25 PM EDT
One of those things saved my ass in Spain.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:09:39 PM EDT
Its for washing clothes
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:11:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I don't know... I am an American, not some pussy european.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:13:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 1:14:44 PM EDT by MT_Pockets]
How to Use a Bidet
A bidet looks like a toilet but has warm-water jets for personal hygiene after you use the toilet. You might appreciate a bidet before sex, during menstruation, or if you have hemorrhoids, problems with bowel movements or physical disabilities.

1. Have bidet devices fitted on your toilet, or install a separate freestanding bidet next to your toilet if there's enough room in your bathroom.

2. Sit on your bidet after using the toilet.

3. Turn on the water and adjust the jets so that the strength of the stream is comfortable. The direction of the stream can usually be adjusted.

4. Cleanse anus and/or genitals. Some bidets are equipped with an air-dryer to dry skin afterwards. Otherwise, pat skin dry with toilet paper or towel.

5. Rinse out the bidet if it is freestanding.

Definition: Butt Sink
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:29:48 PM EDT
Never used one before, but I believe you sit on it facing the wall. That way, you can adjust the water pressure/temperature while you sit there. It'd be pretty funny to see someone sitting on it with their back to the wall trying to adjust the water behind their back.

Like I say, I've never used one, but I have a client right now who sells them. I've learned all I want to know about the things.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:42:00 PM EDT

We manufacture couple electronic components for the world's largest bidet manufacturer.
You'll be surprised how hi-tech some bidets are these days.

We had them installed in all our bathrooms at work couple years ago.

Kinda cool
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:48:48 PM EDT
The ones my client sells are fully electronically controlled. They have heated seats, heated water, timers, adjustable spray, air drying, etc. (you can pre-program different settings for different people so they each person can call up their setting with the touch of a button). It's pretty high-tech.

Funny how we progressive Americans are still using dry paper to clean up our backsides. You'd think that someone would have come up with something better by now (better than paper and more sanitary than the bidet).
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 1:58:20 PM EDT
You may want to invest in a plexiglass type bockstop. Otherwise, with a bowl that large you might be reapplying wallpaper after the first chilly or taco night. And for God sakes remove that stopper or you'll never get anything down that drain.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 2:30:40 PM EDT
Guess some of you like that dingle berry feeling...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:12:26 PM EDT
Has anyone stopped to think how inconvenient this thing is? As a man, how do you straddle this thing, facing the wall with your pants down around your ankles? What do you have to do? Take your pants completely off? I know you are supposed to face the wall. Otherwise, what is the grab bar for and look at the pleacement of the jets. I wouldn't to get hit in the face with potty water.
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We had one where I was in South America that you had to be careful because the stream was so strong you could hit the cieling with it It would really brighten our day if we forgot
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:21:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brasspile:
I bet you don't know what the seashells are for, either.

So tell us Demolition man, how do you use them?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 4:19:26 PM EDT
Imagine the practical jokes you could play with one of those!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:01:13 PM EDT
Doesn't look like any poopy can fit down the drain.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:06:16 PM EDT
Not gay at all and really useful if you've ever wiped your ass so many times it's bleeding from shitting your brains out
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:09:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Do you really want to know?

hey deimos, tell us all about designated asstowels again
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:10:43 PM EDT
You sit on it facing the wall.

I know this because Cubans, for some reason, love having these in their homes. I've never used one, myself, despite having one in the home I bought in 2000.

You turn on the water, which swirls into the bowl. You then flip some knob or other so the fountain in the middle shoots up your wazoo. Soap up and rinse. Easy, really.

Pretty damned stupid, though, considering all you need to do is wipe correctly and take a shower daily to get the same results.

I've always seen them as monuments to snobbery myself. Hate the damned things. Waste of floorspace.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:11:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
One of those things saved my ass in Spain.

I don't even want to know.......

...do I?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:16:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:23:48 PM EDT
E-mail the John Kerry campaign, I'll bet that fuckstick knows how to use one.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:25:06 PM EDT
Just a word of caution...if you sit on that thing the wrong way and push the wrong button, such as the tampon removal button, you run the risk of having your balls torn off.

If I were you, I'd wipe as usual, and risk the chance of a smelly ass.

Then again, you could also take a shower...post messy shit....I'm just sayin'...

Are you in France????? WTF!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:27:53 PM EDT
It's a Foot Basin...you face the wall and wash one foot at a time...what a dummy!
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