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Posted: 12/24/2008 3:41:15 PM EST
kidnapped my daughter and son to watch the movie Hairspray upstairs. To get rid of the this "dirty" feeling which movie should I watch, and NO I can not find my copy of Red Dawn so you must choose from the following

1. HEAT
2. RESERVOIR DOGS
3. BLACK HAWK DOWN
4. FULL METAL JACKET
5. THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
6. T2 OR T3
7. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
8. TEARS OF THE SUN
9. QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER
10 SWAT
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:42:08 PM EST
one deez

4. FULL METAL JACKET
5. THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:42:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:45:24 PM EST
Rescue your son, don't want him turning gay on Christmas

and watch Josey Wales
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:45:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/24/2008 3:46:01 PM EST by kongman74]
Looks like a run-off between Heat and Black Hawk Down: 33.33% each!

ETA: And then some more people voted.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:45:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:45:57 PM EST
The Outlaw Josey Wales, it's the only real choice.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:46:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


yes just be careful its not blackcock down totally different movie.

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:47:57 PM EST
Josey Wales.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:49:55 PM EST
Josey Wales FTW!

Whats a SWMBO?
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:50:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


yes just be careful its not blackcock down totally different movie.



I dont even want to know how you know

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:50:39 PM EST
Your Step Wifes mothers baby Osama and the Military have kiddnaped your family? I guess I should have listened to the SF'er when they warned me about the War College changing Conplan 69
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:50:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By rtintwo:
Josey Wales FTW!

Whats a SWMBO?


SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:51:19 PM EST
i liked hairspray
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:52:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/24/2008 3:53:41 PM EST by Southernfried]
Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
Your Step Wifes mothers baby Osama and the Military have kiddnaped your family? I guess I should have listened to the SF'er when they warned me about the War College changing Conplan 69




I may just watch yall's responses
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:53:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


yes just be careful its not blackcock down totally different movie.




Thanks fucker, I wasted a swig of fine Tennessee sourmash on that one.

And I hafta clean my desk now.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 3:54:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By tweeter:
Originally Posted By TheNamelessOne:
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


yes just be careful its not blackcock down totally different movie.




Thanks fucker, I wasted a swig of fine Tennessee sourmash on that one.

And I hafta clean my desk now.



That is ok brother, we will make more

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:19:46 PM EST
The Outlaw Josey Whales !!! one of my favorites of all times...

The other day I watched a "spit montage" on youtube....

He spits like 30 times in that movie...

Plus it has about a dozen good sayings like

"Dying aint much of a living son."
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:22:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Slave1:
The Outlaw Josey Wales, it's the only real choice.


My vote as well. Just seems appropriate. T2 would be my follow up choice.
Flyingrhino
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:23:08 PM EST
BHD


Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:24:08 PM EST
YOU REALLY HAVE LOST YOUR MAN CARD!!! You did not even include Boondock Saints in your list!?!



j0hn
watch this movie. it puts hair on your knuckles
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:25:59 PM EST
Josey Wales

And while you're at it, you just gotta get plumb mad dog mean
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:29:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By j0hn:
YOU REALLY HAVE LOST YOUR MAN CARD!!! You did not even include Boondock Saints in your list!?!

http://blog.afi.com/100movies/user-uploads/post3244.jpg

j0hn
watch this movie. it puts hair on your knuckles


Havent bought that one yet

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:31:56 PM EST
GO GET YOUR SON!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:43:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By j0hn:
YOU REALLY HAVE LOST YOUR MAN CARD!!! You did not even include Boondock Saints in your list!?!

http://blog.afi.com/100movies/user-uploads/post3244.jpg

j0hn
watch this movie. it puts hair on your knuckles





Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:43:07 PM EST
Hairspray?

I hope it's the John Waters version. Divine brings a certain something to the lead role...

G
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:47:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By grognard1:
Hairspray?

I hope it's the John Waters version. Divine brings a certain something to the lead role...

G

for real
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 4:59:36 PM EST
Thats funny,I have every one of those movies.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:03:25 PM EST
Josey Wales. And fetch that poor boy back to man-land or he'll buy a miata when he gets old enough. [>:/]
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:04:05 PM EST
Heat, bank robbery scene, surround sound set to 11.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:07:08 PM EST
Josey Wales
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:07:38 PM EST
Josey wales.


GR
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:13:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/24/2008 5:16:31 PM EST by Fireguy3]
Bought myself a Christmas present, I had read the book "Generation Kill" surprisingly the Mini series on HBO follows it really well.

BUT, I woulda fragged that ahole of Seargeant Major not to mention the Captain A Company.

But since you have not mentioned you own "Generation Kill" (Which by the way will soon be a requirement to obtain and keep a man card!)

I must advise that in your Sitrep the only appropriate response would have to be "Full Metal Jacket"
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:15:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By Southernfried:
kidnapped my daughter and son to watch the movie Hairspray upstairs. To get rid of the this "dirty" feeling which movie should I watch, and NO I can not find my copy of Red Dawn so you must choose from the following

1. HEAT
2. RESERVOIR DOGS
3. BLACK HAWK DOWN
4. FULL METAL JACKET
5. THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
6. T2 OR T3
7. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
8. TEARS OF THE SUN
9. QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER
10 SWAT
Shit, I own everyone of those movies...... I think in the spirit, of Christmas. You should watch "Bad Santa"

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:19:04 PM EST
Also waht kind of "Limpstick" does not have "We were soldiers" and if they do does not include it on the list? Or even "The Patriot"
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:29:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fireguy3:
Also waht kind of "Limpstick" does not have "We were soldiers" and if they do does not include it on the list? Or even "The Patriot"



uh they havent been in the 5 dollar bin at wally world, thats who, but, thanks I forgot those 2
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:30:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By pikie1:
Originally Posted By Southernfried:
kidnapped my daughter and son to watch the movie Hairspray upstairs. To get rid of the this "dirty" feeling which movie should I watch, and NO I can not find my copy of Red Dawn so you must choose from the following

1. HEAT
2. RESERVOIR DOGS
3. BLACK HAWK DOWN
4. FULL METAL JACKET
5. THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
6. T2 OR T3
7. ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
8. TEARS OF THE SUN
9. QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER
10 SWAT
Shit, I own everyone of those movies...... I think in the spirit, of Christmas. You should watch "Bad Santa"




I cant show bad santa to a 11 yr old, maybe when he is older........like 24
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:31:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fireguy3:
Bought myself a Christmas present, I had read the book "Generation Kill" surprisingly the Mini series on HBO follows it really well.

BUT, I woulda fragged that ahole of Seargeant Major not to mention the Captain A Company.

But since you have not mentioned you own "Generation Kill" (Which by the way will soon be a requirement to obtain and keep a man card!)

I must advise that in your Sitrep the only appropriate response would have to be "Full Metal Jacket"


He did watch every episode of Generation Kill with me, and loved it.

Link Posted: 12/24/2008 5:37:05 PM EST
Cut the power, Execute room breach in full combat gear and rescue your son!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 6:51:26 PM EST
Rooster Cogburn
Lonesome Dove
The Dirty Dozen
The Guns of Naverone
Kelly's Heros
Etc.,Etc.,.....
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 7:11:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Southernfried:
Originally Posted By rtintwo:
Josey Wales FTW!

Whats a SWMBO?


SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED


Ahhh Rumpole.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 7:19:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 8:15:31 PM EST
Well since it is bed time, and I just got finished with the Reservoir Dogs, I have decided in true Southern fashion, and the fact that I have roots in the south all the way back to 1714. That tomorrow, my son and I will take a Mississippi boat ride and watch Josey Wales, that and the fact he has Black Hawk Down memorized but I will need to find another copy of Red Dawn, Boondock Saints, The Patriot, We were Soldiers, and I forgot Man on Fire, and a copy of Boys in Company-thanks to all and have a Merry Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 8:49:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


+87
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 9:18:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By joker581:
Blackhawk Down.

You've got a list full of winners there but war is the best cleanser for faggotry.


Negative.

While BHD is a great film, packed full of action, FMJ is the only movie that deals with eradicating faggotry directly.

FMJ for the win!!!
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 9:23:40 PM EST
None of those will work. Go out and get a copy of the ENTIRE Band of Brothers set, and watch the entire thing marathon style.

extra man points for getting the blu-ray version and watching it hi-def.
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 9:47:41 PM EST
FULL METAL JACKET
Link Posted: 12/24/2008 10:16:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By penguinslider009:
Cut the power, Execute room breach in full combat gear and rescue your son!!!


WIN!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2008 12:07:44 AM EST
First, rescue your son immediately. Hairspray is a horrible movie. Then show him some R. Lee Ermy scenes to wash that filth out of his head.
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