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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:13:51 AM EST
So this guy comes rambling through the doors of the ER. He is covering a massive wound with his hands, covered in blood and pale as a sheet.

Nurse: Sir.. what is the problem?

Man: I got shot.

Nurse Fill out these 43 forms in duplicate. If they are not submitted in correct order your healthcare request will be denied. After that please walk to the basement and file with .gov healthcare and you will be issued a future check in date after all bills are paid. You must supply your own kelly green ink pen. If the form is in any other color you will be prosecuted.

Man: But, I got shot with EXTREME SHOCK ammo, from Midway USA!!!!!! on sale now for $69.99 while supplies last.

Nurse: Dear God you are lucky to be alive! Someone please get this man a stretcher, fluid drip and morphine pronto pronto pronto. Sir, would you care for a cool beverage and or cookie?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:15:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:17:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:17:19 AM EST by TheBigRuss]
FAIL. Getting shot with Extreme Shock always leads to immediate death of the person being shot and their family for three generations in both directions.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:19:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:24:12 AM EST
What a bunch of bul......funny stuff and a great price on that ammo I might add -edited by CTD
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