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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:46:26 PM EDT
There is a white guy at work who acts like a sterotypical rapstar black guy.

He says his goal in life is to be a rap-star. He wears funny outfits and talks some kind of strange street lingo. If he had a car I'm sure he would have spinners on it.

I would like to help him to find his roots. Is there any way to help him get in touch with his inner whiteness?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:47:19 PM EDT
Send him to Atlanta.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:47:31 PM EDT
lmfao.... ummm ok just lmfao


Aviator
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:47:33 PM EDT
Hold up a mirror?

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:47:55 PM EDT
Heve him spend a couple of days at the Superdome.


Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:48:12 PM EDT
Shave his head and superglue his cap on with the bill facing FORWARD
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:50:41 PM EDT
Drop his dumb white ass off in the ghetto somehere and I bet he won't even like black people after that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:52:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 9:53:10 PM EDT by twonami]
leave him alone and let him live his own delusional lifestyle
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:54:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:55:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 9:55:24 PM EDT by GiggleSmith]

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?

The Superdome!
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:55:36 PM EDT
Eminem revitalized the the "Wigger" spirit, to the detrement of us all.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:56:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?

The Superdome!



East St. Louis. They won't kill him until they get finished laughing.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?

The Superdome!



East St. Louis. They won't kill him until they get finished laughing.




Compton, CA
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:58:35 PM EDT
Sorry, there's no help for him.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:05:32 PM EDT
Give him a flannel shirt, some jeans, and a John Deere hat. Put a beer in one hand, a brat in the other (kraut optional) and turn on nascar.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:06:46 PM EDT
Man, why youz got to be hatin' on me son. Im allz that and den some.... ya heard?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:13:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By AeroE:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?

The Superdome!



East St. Louis. They won't kill him until they get finished laughing.




Compton, CA

or Inglewood.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:16:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Eminem revitalized the the "Wigger" spirit, to the detrement of us all.



Which stands for "Wishes he was a ni--er"


<Navin_Johnson> "I was born a poor black child..." </Navin_Johnson>
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:18:06 PM EDT
People like that drive me nucking futs.

Damned losers.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:19:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 10:20:42 PM EDT by Mauser101]

Originally Posted By pale_pony:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Eminem revitalized the the "Wigger" spirit, to the detrement of us all.



Which stands for "Wishes he was a ni--er"


<Navin_Johnson> "I was born a poor black child..." </Navin_Johnson>



You mean, I'm gonna stay this color?!

Drop him off in a ghetto area with no cell phone.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:21:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 10:50:44 PM EDT by TheTracker]
People like that are just idiots .Sometimes when I see them it takes all I have to stop my self from slapping them in the face and yelling hey your fucking white stop acting like a ****
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:24:17 PM EDT
Ironically, rap was originally invented by a white guy.

We've been regretting it ever since.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:30:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:37:52 PM EDT
Send him to Baltimore or Washington DC
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:40:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Send him to Baltimore or Washington DC



Please don't. He might get picked up for a job in politics.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:15:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
Send him to Atlanta.



How about Fargo?

The Superdome!



East St. Louis. They won't kill him until they get finished laughing.



"Aha, I like him, hee ees fonny! Keel him last!" [/El Guapo]
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:19:02 PM EDT
Intra-cranial lead injections should do the trick.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:19:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:21:52 PM EDT
Kick him in the nuts and tell him just how stupid he is. Why would someone want to act like an idiot who never went to school. Someone like that would never make it 5 minutes where i work.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:34:06 PM EDT
Remind him that as long as people need bad examples, someone will always be thinking of him.



Vulcan94
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:34:37 PM EDT
Ask him for his autograph....

That T-Mobile "Poser" memorabilia might be worth something one day.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:49:27 AM EDT
It's a free country. He's free to be an annoying prick.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:11:43 AM EDT
You need to go here link and click on the "Gangsta Translata" so you can have a conversation with him about his life choices!

"I'm 5000"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:23:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 1:26:25 AM EDT by C5TT]
Do you know if he owns any firearms?


Tell him that you want to buy a firearm for self defense, ask what he recommends and why.
If his advice is so bad that you laught in his face report back.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:27:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Send him to Baltimore or Washington DC



Please don't. He might get picked up for a job in politics.

ever seen "Ali G in da house"? having a rapper wannabe in politics is a good thing
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:29:57 AM EDT
The fact you WORK with him gives him some respect. The fact you call him a white guy acting black might be wrong. I grew up next to an all black 'hood, the 2 white kids that where raised there didn't act black, they acted like everyone else.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:33:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 1:35:19 AM EDT by benbob]

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
Kick him in the nuts and tell him just how stupid he is. Why would someone want to act like an idiot who never went to school. Someone like that would never make it 5 minutes where i work.



Everyone at work laughs at this guy, black or white. I'm his boss, and I never call him by his name, I just call him White Homie, or Honky Homie.

But it is a friendly kidding, we all actualy get along pretty well, and this guy does some hard work.

The black guys at work think this guy is a retard, when one of them heard me call him the Honkie Homie, he said "He's a wigger."

BTW this guy already lives in a ghetto. North St. Louis.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:44:11 AM EDT
Is "wigger" the next wurd on the shitlist? It does mean a pale shade, correct?
matthew
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 2:51:44 AM EDT
Make fun of his clothes, by asking him if he got them at the new department store "Ringling Brothers".
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:07:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By J_E_D:
It's a free country. He's free to be an annoying prick.



That kind of depends on where you are in the country.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:36:28 AM EDT
What's even more depressing is when a girl does that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:51:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 3:53:36 AM EDT by jimtash9]
Shooo. He just one of them homies from the hood man. Ain't nutin wrong wit that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:09:48 AM EDT
Have him talk to Micheal Jackson, and find out who turned him into a whitey. Maybe it can be made to work the other way too; whitey to black.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:10:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MST2:
Drop his dumb white ass off in the ghetto somehere and I bet he won't even like black people after that.



+100
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:20:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 4:22:06 AM EDT by cobra-ak]
In NYC we used to call them "Yonkies" a slur in the Italian word for n****ger and honky, unfortunatly here in FL we are surrounded by drooping pants, football jersied, gold chained .......awww I am goona quit talking about assholes....
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:25:37 AM EDT
We had a kid like that in Ann Arbor, MI . A 19 year old Self-proclaimed civil rights leader/activist for the downtrodden community. He stopped at a street party uninvited and got killed for trying to dance with a black woman.

Zero, Zip, Nada media attention for an obvious hate crime.

Leave your friend alone. These things have a tendency to work themselves out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:44:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:45:56 AM EDT

Ironically, rap was originally invented by a white guy.



Ahhh...let me guess... the comic genius who made the Underdog cartoons?!?!?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:50:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Send him to Baltimore or Washington DC



Please don't. He might get picked up for a job in politics.

how about the east dallas projects out near the cotton bowl or in the bloody 5 down in houston.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:52:48 AM EDT
Gentlemen, the term "Wigger" is offensive. Please use "Wegro" instead. That is all.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:01:41 AM EDT
Drop him off at the Cabrini-Green housing project on the West Side of Chicago.

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