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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:26:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Why do lesbians use dildos?
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:26:17 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm off to bed, g'night Sarge
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:08 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm bored
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#4]
So there I was...
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:42 PM EDT
[#5]
Because they have short fingers Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:51 PM EDT
[#6]
my beer is empty and the kegerator is on the porch
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:28:27 PM EDT
[#7]
tell us about one of your recent AR15 range sessions
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Take a picture of the differant calibers of ammo you have and post a topic concerning their historical signifigance. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Why do chicks cut themselves ?
 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:16 PM EDT
[#10]
 WTF? I think I just threw up in my mouth. 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:51 PM EDT
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There is a family of Gypsies living in my closet. They moved in when I was at work. What is the best way to pursuade them to "git on down the road"?
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:30:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:31:20 PM EDT
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Pat the wifes arse, tongue her ear and tell her to get you a beer! If you don't have a wife the dog will do in a pinch. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:31:23 PM EDT
[#14]
why is it that like only a 1/4th of the posts in tread are questions??
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:01 PM EDT
[#15]
I'm having action figure picture withdraws.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:09 PM EDT
[#16]
That must have been a short seminar. So here is my question, Why does my wife hate me
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:17 PM EDT
[#17]
<----------------------------the cat didn't make it Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:48 PM EDT
[#18]
No...that was me...sorry  Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Damn, I did a range box thread, and of course it flopped 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:25 PM EDT
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What can I do to rectify my impotence problems? Do you have any guesses for what is causing it at age 20?
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:52 PM EDT
[#21]
So, are you saying we can't go out now? It's only a flesh wound! 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:34:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Because when they get drunk they don't have access to a computer and the internet, so they have to find some other stupid thing to do. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:35:15 PM EDT
[#23]
Why is it that sgtar15 just started correctly spelling his username suddenly? Did you finally find a cure for dyslexia?
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:36:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Sarge,
I got drunk one night...really drunk and I asked a friend something inappropriate. I asked if his parents were getting divorsed when it really isn't any of my business. I feel bad about this but should I? What is the best way to go about apologizing? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:36:46 PM EDT
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You live in Texas, introduce them to Of course then you have to figure out how to get rid of him................ Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:37:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Try playing with your stick figure. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:36 PM EDT
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Sarge,
I ate some really spicy hot wings, and now my stomach is tearing itself apart. I fear for the great cornholio later tonight. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:38 PM EDT
[#28]
What about???
 Wanna play Doctor? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:41 PM EDT
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I put the press in the kitchen hoping the wife would cook up some good loads for me. All she did was set it back on my desk.
What did I do wrong? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:19 PM EDT
[#30]
SSS |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:54 PM EDT
[#31]
So the Mr just keeps laying around all day, screaming for me to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. So I popped him upside the head with a frying pan and knocked him out cold. I hog tied him while I had the chance, but I'm afraid he's going to be pissed when he wakes up.
What should I do?  Btw, when's the next production, Sarge? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:43:30 PM EDT
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I have this white poison in my system. If I let it build up I start to go crazy and develop other unwanted systems. No matter how many tissues I expel it into, it keeps building up. What is wrong with me?
Do any of you have this infection? What is it? Puss? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:43:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Kinky. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:44:41 PM EDT
[#34]
Take a spoon and gouge that out. Guaranteed to solve your eye problems. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:46:26 PM EDT
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I suggest...??? 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:47:48 PM EDT
[#36]
 Are these acceptable for cqb? |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:48:29 PM EDT
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Now that's a damn fine idea, there. <------runs off to fire up the 'You're my bitch' brand 
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:49:02 PM EDT
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No. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:50:31 PM EDT
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He'll be wondering who JBL is and why she's screwing around on him with JBL. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:50:57 PM EDT
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can you expand on your answer? I find them MOST comfortable, light yet airy. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:52:41 PM EDT
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She's just finally joining the rest of us. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:52:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Fine then, go ahead. But when they catch on something and mohammed al-jihad cuts of your head on video, don't come cryin to me. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:53:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:53:43 PM EDT
[#44]
You haven't met me yet  Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:55:17 PM EDT
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexia Animanla Control worker? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:55:22 PM EDT
[#46]
Yes, he needs to meet you to have a reason. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:56:35 PM EDT
[#47]
get rid of the naked pics you have of his mom. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:07 PM EDT
[#48]
I take my CQB footwear advice from Jesus and go with...
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:10 PM EDT
[#49]
Wow I'm Famous. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:11 PM EDT
[#50]
We will need to see a after action report with pics of them in use
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