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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:24:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:25:03 PM EDT by sgtar15]
It's been awhilke hasn't it?

I missed you too. I was at a "seminar" learning more and more and how the female brain works.


It was a waste of time.........


So gentlemen, what is it that ails you tonight?

How may I help you with your life's problems?

Sit on my couch and tell me what ails you.

I'm listening....................

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:26:15 PM EDT
Why do lesbians use dildos?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:26:17 PM EDT
I'm off to bed, g'night Sarge
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:08 PM EDT
I'm bored
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:33 PM EDT
So there I was...


Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Why do lesbians use dildos?




Because they have short fingers

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:27:51 PM EDT
my beer is empty and the kegerator is on the porch
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:28:27 PM EDT
tell us about one of your recent AR15 range sessions
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:28:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I'm bored




Take a picture of the differant calibers of ammo you have and post a topic concerning their historical signifigance.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:09 PM EDT
Why do chicks cut themselves ?


Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:29:51 PM EDT
There is a family of Gypsies living in my closet. They moved in when I was at work. What is the best way to pursuade them to "git on down the road"?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:30:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stickfigure:
So there I was...


www.strangezoo.com/images/content/10463.jpg





Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:31:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Anteverius:
my beer is empty and the kegerator is on the porch



Pat the wifes arse, tongue her ear and tell her to get you a beer!

­If you don't have a wife the dog will do in a pinch.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:31:23 PM EDT
why is it that like only a 1/4th of the posts in tread are questions??
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:01 PM EDT
I'm having action figure picture withdraws.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
It's been awhilke hasn't it?

I missed you too. I was at a "seminar" learning more and more and how the female brain works.


It was a waste of time.........


So gentlemen, what is it that ails you tonight?

How may I help you with your life's problems?

Sit on my couch and tell me what ails you.

I'm listening....................



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF




That must have been a short seminar.

So here is my question,

Why does my wife hate me
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
tell us about one of your recent AR15 range sessions




<----------------------------the cat didn't make it

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:32:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By stickfigure:
So there I was...


www.strangezoo.com/images/content/10463.jpg





WTF?

I think I just threw up in my mouth.



No...that was me...sorry



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I'm bored




Take a picture of the differant calibers of ammo you have and post a topic concerning their historical signifigance.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF




Damn, I did a range box thread, and of course it flopped
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:25 PM EDT
What can I do to rectify my impotence problems? Do you have any guesses for what is causing it at age 20?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:33:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By stickfigure:
So there I was...


www.strangezoo.com/images/content/10463.jpg





WTF?

I think I just threw up in my mouth.



So, are you saying we can't go out now?

It's only a flesh wound!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:34:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
Why do chicks cut themselves ?





Because when they get drunk they don't have access to a computer and the internet, so they have to find some other stupid thing to do.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:35:15 PM EDT
Why is it that sgtar15 just started correctly spelling his username suddenly? Did you finally find a cure for dyslexia?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:36:19 PM EDT
Sarge,

I got drunk one night...really drunk and I asked a friend something inappropriate. I asked if his parents were getting divorsed when it really isn't any of my business.

I feel bad about this but should I? What is the best way to go about apologizing?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:36:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
There is a family of Gypsies living in my closet. They moved in when I was at work. What is the best way to pursuade them to "git on down the road"?



You live in Texas, introduce them to Clean_Cut Fred M. He can get ANY group of commune gypsies to leave.


Of course then you have to figure out how to get rid of him................


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:37:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tommy2399:
I'm having action figure picture withdraws.



Try playing with your stick figure.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:36 PM EDT
Sarge,

I ate some really spicy hot wings, and now my stomach is tearing itself apart. I fear for the great cornholio later tonight.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:39:28 PM EDT by stickfigure]
What about???



Wanna play Doctor?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:41 PM EDT
I put the press in the kitchen hoping the wife would cook up some good loads for me. All she did was set it back on my desk.
What did I do wrong?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
There is a family of Gypsies living in my closet. They moved in when I was at work. What is the best way to pursuade them to "git on down the road"?



You live in Texas, introduce them to Clean_Cut Fred M. He can get ANY group of commune gypsies to leave.


Of course then you have to figure out how to get rid of him................


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



SSS
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:39:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:43:19 PM EDT by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:43:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:45:48 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]
I have this white poison in my system. If I let it build up I start to go crazy and develop other unwanted systems. No matter how many tissues I expel it into, it keeps building up. What is wrong with me?

Do any of you have this infection? What is it? Puss?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:43:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
So the Mr just keeps laying around all day, screaming for me to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. So I popped him upside the head with a frying pan and knocked him out cold. I hog tied him while I had the chance, but I'm afraid he's going to be pissed when he wakes up.

What should I do?



Btw, when's the next production, Sarge?




Kinky.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:44:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stickfigure:
What about???



Wanna play Doctor?


Take a spoon and gouge that out. Guaranteed to solve your eye problems.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:46:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
So the Mr just keeps laying around all day, screaming for me to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. So I popped him upside the head with a frying pan and knocked him out cold. I hog tied him while I had the chance, but I'm afraid he's going to be pissed when he wakes up.

What should I do?



Btw, when's the next production, Sarge?




I suggest...???

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:47:48 PM EDT


Are these acceptable for cqb?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:48:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:49:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46217/143603.jpg

Are these acceptable for cqb?


No.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:50:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:51:00 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]

Originally Posted By stickfigure:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
So the Mr just keeps laying around all day, screaming for me to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. So I popped him upside the head with a frying pan and knocked him out cold. I hog tied him while I had the chance, but I'm afraid he's going to be pissed when he wakes up.

What should I do?



Btw, when's the next production, Sarge?




I suggest...???



He'll be wondering who JBL is and why she's screwing around on him with JBL.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:50:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46217/143603.jpg

Are these acceptable for cqb?


No.



can you expand on your answer? I find them MOST comfortable, light yet airy.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:52:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spm681:

So here is my question,

Why does my wife hate me



She's just finally joining the rest of us.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:52:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46217/143603.jpg

Are these acceptable for cqb?


No.



can you expand on your answer? I find them MOST comfortable, light yet airy.


Fine then, go ahead. But when they catch on something and mohammed al-jihad cuts of your head on video, don't come cryin to me.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:53:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By spm681:

So here is my question,

Why does my wife hate me



She's just finally joining the rest of us.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF




Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:53:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CelesChere:
What can I do to rectify my impotence problems? Do you have any guesses for what is causing it at age 20?




You haven't met me yet

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:55:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:
Why is it that sgtar15 just started correctly spelling his username suddenly? Did you finally find a cure for dyslexia?




Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexia Animanla Control worker?


He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:55:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By CelesChere:
What can I do to rectify my impotence problems? Do you have any guesses for what is causing it at age 20?




You haven't met me yet

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF


Yes, he needs to meet you to have a reason.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:56:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Sarge,

I got drunk one night...really drunk and I asked a friend something inappropriate. I asked if his parents were getting divorsed when it really isn't any of my business.

I feel bad about this but should I? What is the best way to go about apologizing?




get rid of the naked pics you have of his mom.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:07 PM EDT
I take my CQB footwear advice from Jesus and go with...

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
There is a family of Gypsies living in my closet. They moved in when I was at work. What is the best way to pursuade them to "git on down the road"?



You live in Texas, introduce them to Clean_Cut Fred M. He can get ANY group of commune gypsies to leave.


Of course then you have to figure out how to get rid of him................


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF




Wow I'm Famous.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:57:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46217/143603.jpg

Are these acceptable for cqb?





We will need to see a after action report with pics of them in use
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