Welcome to Goatboy's Alternate Dimension. Insane people control reality, and you belong to us now. You must despise everything firing 7.62x39mm and denounce everybody who fires that round as an infidel. You must now embark on the neverending search for the Mattel M16, and intone in surprise and glee when you run across some loose tidbit of info claiming it existed, shouting "Yeehaw!" and "Eureka!" You now have the duty to pursue every lead that has anything to do with the infamous but almost never seen Imbroglio, in an effort to prove with finality that he is or is not an old dusty computer in somebody's basement, that developed a mind of it's own. You must investigate all reported sightings of the shadowy and deadly Mall Ninja, and pray that you don't get yourself plinked with an Airsoft Glock or eviscerated with a rubber knife.[X]
You tread on Deadly Ground, Brave Traveller. The challenge facing you, is not to conquer, or even emerge victorious, but simply to survive, with your skin intact. If you can.[devil]
But really, welcome. This is a fun place, and addicting too.[;D][;)]