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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:45:46 PM EDT
[#1]
WTF ?
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:48:01 PM EDT
[#2]
???
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Ummm, congratulations..... I guess??? [>:/]
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Sorry. I'm still poking fun of all the "first AR" posts.
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:34 PM EDT
[#5]
If you are saying what I think you are----I hope you obeyed all laws and wrapped the tool.
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:52:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Ahhhhhhhhhh...the satire went over my head.
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:53:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Kissin' and tellin' again, schnert? Farting sounds? Are you sure you put it in the right place?
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Congratulations! Have you shared the good news with your family yet?
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:54:47 PM EDT
[#9]
For some reason that made me laugh. The scary part is, I don't know why.
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:55:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Was your Tang this deep?
[img]looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg[/img] Hope you didn't fall in! |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:57:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Did your bolt carrier disappear after the last shot? [:D]
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:57:35 PM EDT
[#12]
You New York boys are wierd!
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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:59:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Sorry
When I first glanced at the post I read NC as NY. I would like to revise my post: You North Carolina boys are wierd! |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:00:20 PM EDT
[#14]
bybon,
I guess my family kinda found out when my sister told them what we did. -West Virginia Schnert |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:00:25 PM EDT
[#15]
LOL!
medcop |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:05:11 PM EDT
[#16]
Isn't anyone going to point out the fact that its pooN not pooT!!!
Anyway if your were getting Pfoot sounds on a nice tight sophmore....you would have fallen into a senior... I think you need to talk to Lordtrader about some of his magic pills!!! |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:10:55 PM EDT
[#17]
Hehe.... sorry Schnert, it went right over my head. I hadn't followed your "My first... posts" and I thought you were one of our resident wack jobs who constantly bring up dopey topics.
Oh, and for the record... you should have bagged both the senior(s) and the sophmore(s) at the same time! [;)] |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:17:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: I've been working on it for weeks, but today after school I finally nailed it. Congratulations... and although it may be a day or two late, happy 35th birthday! |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:17:57 PM EDT
[#19]
Remember what the Michelin man says about this kind of thing.
"[b]if you think she's cool vulcanize your tool[/b]" and for future reference its "poon tang" |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:21:38 PM EDT
[#20]
It's Poontang! Not Poot-tang.
"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Just ask Ted Nugent. |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:23:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Remember what the Michelin man says about this kind of thing.
"[b]if you think she's cool vulcanize your tool[/b]" And what mikie Jackson says to all his kiddy friends. "[b]no glove no love[/b]" also for future reference its "poon tang" |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:24:33 PM EDT
[#22]
I read this post before anyone ever replied and I did not have the heart to tell him that he spelled it wrong.
Like the Nuge says: Wang Dang Sweet Poon.... [img]looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:24:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Good on ya, 'nert.
Now, wha'd she look like? Hope you got a decent looking one... the ugly ones'll suck the life right out of ya (didn't someone write a song about that?). |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:26:52 PM EDT
[#24]
We all have to mis-spell our dirty words if we don't want our threads locked.
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Posted: 4/4/2002 6:35:30 PM EDT
[#25]
I remember my first time.
I was about 14 at the time, and I experienced it at the parking lot behind the movie theatre. I did it all in the back seat too, as trite as that is. The first time I saw it, my eyes just glazed over - I couldn't help but put my mouth to that wonderous, tempting thing. It was so hot that night too in the car, it was practically MELTING on my lips. It got kinky too, I took a little chocolate syrup and whipped cream to it...then I just stuffed my face right in there! Got messy, but I finally found the moist, hard tip at the very top of it. I rubbed it around my tongue for a little while, but eventually I just put the entire thing in my mouth...it was great! Ahh, memories - I'll never forget that warm, summer night eating my first banana split. |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 7:05:05 PM EDT
[#26]
FUCK = phuck
ASS = a$$ CUNT = c*nt PUSSY = pu$$y DICKHEAD = dckhd I phucked that chick right up her a$$ and then I sploonged all over her c*nt. Before I knew it I had stuck my dckhd right in her pu$$y again, and we were humpin' away. |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 7:51:49 PM EDT
[#27]
she was queefing
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Posted: 4/4/2002 7:55:28 PM EDT
[#28]
sharky30,
Is that what they call a Beaver Burp, Box BRAAP, or Feltch? |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 8:18:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Poot-Tang? First time to tag a girl in the "backdoor" ehh?
[sniper] |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 8:18:33 PM EDT
[#30]
might be
the definition of queef that I've heard is something like "air gets pushed into the vagina and then comes out like a fart" |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 8:29:08 PM EDT
[#31]
Jewbroni,
One word.............Disturbing Ok, funny too. Still disturbing |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 8:29:22 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: bybon, I guess my family kinda found out when my sister told them what we did. -West Virginia Schnert Damn same thing happened to me with your sister [:D] mike |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 9:32:15 PM EDT
[#33]
umm,.....I think some of you guys may have missed the point. It would be my guess that he [b]meant[/b] to say [b]poot[/b], not [b]poon[/b].....ya know, refering to his first time ummm.....how shall I say this?........."knockin at the [b]backdoor[/b]?"
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Posted: 4/4/2002 10:19:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Quoted: I've been working on it for weeks, but today after school I finally nailed it. Congratulations... and although it may be a day or two late, happy 35th birthday! LOL!! |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 10:21:10 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: sharky30, Is that what they call a Beaver Burp, Box BRAAP, or Feltch? ive heard it called a VART aka vaginal fart and a felch is something completely different! cum in butt(male or female) then suck it out with a straw. call people felchers...most have no idea what it is. |
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Posted: 4/4/2002 10:23:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: umm,.....I think some of you guys may have missed the point. It would be my guess that he [b]meant[/b] to say [b]poot[/b], not [b]poon[/b].....ya know, refering to his first time ummm.....how shall I say this?........."knockin at the [b]backdoor[/b]?" If that's the case, maybe he did put it in the right place. I somehow think it was his first time, period, though. [sex] |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:16:46 AM EDT
[#37]
Hey, why does it hurt when I pee? Do you think I should have gotten a younger model?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:27:26 AM EDT
[#38]
Well, he was a little before my time but....
I guess Jim Morrison wasn't the ONLY [b]BACKDOOR[/b] man [:D] regarding Sophmore versus Senior as Johnnie Cochran might say, "If it does not fit, no ones had that slit!!" [:P] |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:00:28 AM EDT
[#39]
You might want to get that checked out by a doctor.
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