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Posted: 4/4/2002 5:41:23 PM EDT
I've been working on it for weeks, but today after school I finally nailed it. It was cool! However half-way through I kept on hearing "PFOOT PFOOT PFOOT" fart sounds. I got a sophomore. Do you think I should have bagged a senior?
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:45:46 PM EDT
WTF ?
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:48:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:01 PM EDT
Ummm, congratulations..... I guess??? [>:/]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:32 PM EDT
Sorry. I'm still poking fun of all the "first AR" posts.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:51:34 PM EDT
If you are saying what I think you are----I hope you obeyed all laws and wrapped the tool.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:52:23 PM EDT
Ahhhhhhhhhh...the satire went over my head.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:53:18 PM EDT
Kissin' and tellin' again, schnert? Farting sounds? Are you sure you put it in the right place?
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:53:32 PM EDT
Congratulations! Have you shared the good news with your family yet?
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:54:47 PM EDT
For some reason that made me laugh. The scary part is, I don't know why. USPC40 ------------------------------------------------- [b][blue]NRA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.nra.org[/url] [b][blue]GOA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.gunowners.org[/url] [b][blue]SAF Supporter[/blue][/b] - [url]www.saf.org[/url] [b][blue]SAS Supporter[/blue][/b] - [url]www.sas-aim.org[/url] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/USPC40/alabamaflag.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:55:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 5:57:43 PM EDT by X--Kill]
Was your Tang this deep? [img]looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg[/img] Hope you didn't fall in!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:57:16 PM EDT
Did your bolt carrier disappear after the last shot? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:57:35 PM EDT
You New York boys are wierd!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 5:59:45 PM EDT
Sorry When I first glanced at the post I read NC as NY. I would like to revise my post: You North Carolina boys are wierd!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:00:20 PM EDT
bybon, I guess my family kinda found out when my sister told them what we did. -West Virginia Schnert
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:00:25 PM EDT
LOL! medcop
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:05:11 PM EDT
Isn't anyone going to point out the fact that its pooN not pooT!!! Anyway if your were getting Pfoot sounds on a nice tight sophmore....you would have fallen into a senior... I think you need to talk to Lordtrader about some of his magic pills!!!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:10:55 PM EDT
Hehe.... sorry Schnert, it went right over my head. I hadn't followed your "My first... posts" and I thought you were one of our resident wack jobs who constantly bring up dopey topics. Oh, and for the record... you should have bagged both the senior(s) and the sophmore(s) at the same time! [;)]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:17:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 6:32:27 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Originally Posted By Schnert: I've been working on it for weeks, but today after school I finally nailed it.
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Congratulations... and although it may be a day or two late, happy 35th birthday!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:17:57 PM EDT
Remember what the Michelin man says about this kind of thing. "[b]if you think she's cool vulcanize your tool[/b]" and for future reference its "poon tang"
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:21:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 6:24:28 PM EDT by BoWilliams]
It's Poontang! Not Poot-tang. "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Just ask Ted Nugent.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:23:42 PM EDT
Remember what the Michelin man says about this kind of thing. "[b]if you think she's cool vulcanize your tool[/b]" And what mikie Jackson says to all his kiddy friends. "[b]no glove no love[/b]" also for future reference its "poon tang"
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:24:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 6:27:09 PM EDT by X--Kill]
I read this post before anyone ever replied and I did not have the heart to tell him that he spelled it wrong. Like the Nuge says: Wang Dang Sweet Poon.... [img]looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:24:36 PM EDT
Good on ya, 'nert. Now, wha'd she look like? Hope you got a decent looking one... the ugly ones'll suck the life right out of ya (didn't someone write a song about that?).
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:26:52 PM EDT
We all have to mis-spell our dirty words if we don't want our threads locked.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 6:35:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 6:38:13 PM EDT by Jewbroni]
I remember my first time. I was about 14 at the time, and I experienced it at the parking lot behind the movie theatre. I did it all in the back seat too, as trite as that is. The first time I saw it, my eyes just glazed over - I couldn't help but put my mouth to that wonderous, tempting thing. It was so hot that night too in the car, it was practically MELTING on my lips. It got kinky too, I took a little chocolate syrup and whipped cream to it...then I just stuffed my face right in there! Got messy, but I finally found the moist, hard tip at the very top of it. I rubbed it around my tongue for a little while, but eventually I just put the entire thing in my mouth...it was great! Ahh, memories - I'll never forget that warm, summer night eating my first banana split.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 7:05:05 PM EDT
FUCK = phuck ASS = a$$ CUNT = c*nt PUSSY = pu$$y DICKHEAD = dckhd I phucked that chick right up her a$$ and then I sploonged all over her c*nt. Before I knew it I had stuck my dckhd right in her pu$$y again, and we were humpin' away.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 7:51:49 PM EDT
she was queefing
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 7:55:28 PM EDT
sharky30, Is that what they call a Beaver Burp, Box BRAAP, or Feltch?
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 8:18:07 PM EDT
Poot-Tang? First time to tag a girl in the "backdoor" ehh? [sniper]
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 8:18:33 PM EDT
might be the definition of queef that I've heard is something like "air gets pushed into the vagina and then comes out like a fart"
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 8:29:08 PM EDT
Jewbroni, One word.............Disturbing Ok, funny too. Still disturbing
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 8:29:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 9:32:15 PM EDT
umm,.....I think some of you guys may have missed the point. It would be my guess that he [b]meant[/b] to say [b]poot[/b], not [b]poon[/b].....ya know, refering to his first time ummm.....how shall I say this?........."knockin at the [b]backdoor[/b]?"
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 10:19:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:
Originally Posted By Schnert: I've been working on it for weeks, but today after school I finally nailed it.
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Congratulations... and although it may be a day or two late, happy 35th birthday!
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LOL!!
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 10:21:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Schnert: sharky30, Is that what they call a Beaver Burp, Box BRAAP, or Feltch?
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ive heard it called a VART aka vaginal fart and a felch is something completely different! cum in butt(male or female) then suck it out with a straw. call people felchers...most have no idea what it is.
Link Posted: 4/4/2002 10:23:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2002 10:26:54 PM EDT by A2cat-man]
Originally Posted By madmedic: umm,.....I think some of you guys may have missed the point. It would be my guess that he [b]meant[/b] to say [b]poot[/b], not [b]poon[/b].....ya know, refering to his first time ummm.....how shall I say this?........."knockin at the [b]backdoor[/b]?"
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If that's the case, maybe he did put it in the right place. I somehow think it was his first time, period, though. [sex]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:16:46 AM EDT
Hey, why does it hurt when I pee? Do you think I should have gotten a younger model?
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 4:27:26 AM EDT
Well, he was a little before my time but.... I guess Jim Morrison wasn't the ONLY [b]BACKDOOR[/b] man [:D] regarding Sophmore versus Senior as Johnnie Cochran might say, "If it does not fit, no ones had that slit!!" [:P]
Link Posted: 4/5/2002 5:00:28 AM EDT
You might want to get that checked out by a doctor.
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