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Posted: 7/23/2013 7:25:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/23/2013 7:26:45 PM EST by gmtmaster]
What is the deal with these things? Dumbest shit I have seen tv ad wise in a while.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:30:41 PM EST
They make feel weird.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:35:32 PM EST
Attention whoring. Plain and simple.

Artsy fartsy 'Hey look at me!' shit.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:37:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/23/2013 7:37:47 PM EST by samiam513]
That's what happens when you're irrelevant.

Not a cheap beer, but not a good but pricey beer either.

Just another pricey shitty beer.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:52:02 PM EST
They want to appeal to the douchebag hipster demographic. They're tired of losing sales to PBR!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 10:03:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 11:48:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Mister44:
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Thats a great movie.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 11:53:45 PM EST
Heineken is garbage. Pay their advertising no mind.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:22:47 AM EST
Meh, I could care less about their shitty beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:29:00 AM EST
Eurotrash
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:31:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mister44:
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Here's to your fuck, Frank.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:41:12 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Coopmandu:
Stinky ass beer.
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Drink a Newcastle.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:05:19 AM EST
I like Mickeys Big Mouth actually.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:06:01 AM EST
Your talking about it aren't you?






Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:11:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:17:22 AM EST
Heineken and menthol cigarettes....nobody bums either.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:17:24 AM EST
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Originally Posted By cycletool:
Your talking about it aren't you?






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Bingo. Advertising: Successful.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:19:42 AM EST
Why any marketing convinces anyone to buy pre-skunked beer, I'll never know.
Heineken is the WORST mass produced beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:25:18 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Dr_Octagon:
Why any marketing convinces anyone to buy pre-skunked beer, I'll never know.
Heineken is the WORST mass produced beer.
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Not everyone that drinks beer can tell the difference. This is where brand recognition comes into play.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:31:58 AM EST
You're talking about it. Job well done, marketers!

They actually do a decent job of taking you on a "journey." Others try in different ways, like TD Ameritrade, Panera and Cracker Barrel.

At least with Heineken, some of the music they have playing is solid...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:36:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By macman37:
You're talking about it. Job well done, marketers!

They actually do a decent job of taking you on a "journey." Others try in different ways, like TD Ameritrade, Panera and Cracker Barrel.

At least with Heineken, some of the music they have playing is solid...
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Yes, I'll give them that they have great marketing. They've somehow managed to convince people to buy swill for decades.
As Frank mentioned up there in the video, I actually would rather drink PBR... Or any domestic, big label over the Dutch dogshit.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:21:45 AM EST
Heineken hit the beer scene many years way before beer became a designer drink it was the "hip" beer to drink. If you wanted to be accepted by the in crowd you drank Heineken. Date night or out prowling Heineken was the beer out with the boys it was Bud or Miller. Light beer, that I remember, didn't exist.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:25:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
What is the deal with these things? Dumbest shit I have seen tv ad wise in a while.
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It got you talking about their product. That's the first step.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:26:52 AM EST
I like the stuff.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:29:08 AM EST
Green bottle of bitter piss. Corona is a close second.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:35:06 AM EST
I like Heineken.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:35:26 AM EST
I like a little Hinny.
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