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Posted: 7/23/2013 8:25:56 PM EDT
What is the deal with these things? Dumbest shit I have seen tv ad wise in a while.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:30:41 PM EDT
[#1]
They make feel weird.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:35:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Attention whoring. Plain and simple.

Artsy fartsy 'Hey look at me!' shit.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 8:37:26 PM EDT
[#3]
That's what happens when you're irrelevant.

Not a cheap beer, but not a good but pricey beer either.  

Just another pricey shitty beer.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 9:52:02 PM EDT
[#4]
They want to appeal to the douchebag hipster demographic. They're tired of losing sales to PBR!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 11:03:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:48:12 AM EDT
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Thats a great movie.



 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:53:45 AM EDT
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Heineken is garbage. Pay their advertising no mind.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:22:47 AM EDT
[#8]
Meh, I could care less about their shitty beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:29:00 AM EDT
[#9]
Eurotrash
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:31:03 AM EDT
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Here's to your fuck, Frank.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:41:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:57:12 AM EDT
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Stinky ass beer.
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Drink a Newcastle.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:05:19 AM EDT
[#13]
I like Mickeys Big Mouth actually.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:06:01 AM EDT
[#14]
Your talking about it aren't you?






Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:11:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:17:22 AM EDT
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Heineken and menthol cigarettes....nobody bums either.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:17:24 AM EDT
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Your talking about it aren't you?






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Bingo.  Advertising:  Successful.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:19:42 AM EDT
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Why any marketing convinces anyone to buy pre-skunked beer, I'll never know.
Heineken is the WORST mass produced beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:25:18 AM EDT
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Why any marketing convinces anyone to buy pre-skunked beer, I'll never know.
Heineken is the WORST mass produced beer.
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Not everyone that drinks beer can tell the difference. This is where brand recognition comes into play.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:31:58 AM EDT
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You're talking about it. Job well done, marketers!

They actually do a decent job of taking you on a "journey." Others try in different ways, like TD Ameritrade, Panera and Cracker Barrel.

At least with Heineken, some of the music they have playing is solid...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 4:36:25 AM EDT
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You're talking about it. Job well done, marketers!

They actually do a decent job of taking you on a "journey." Others try in different ways, like TD Ameritrade, Panera and Cracker Barrel.

At least with Heineken, some of the music they have playing is solid...
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Yes, I'll give them that they have great marketing. They've somehow managed to convince people to buy swill for decades.
As Frank mentioned up there in the video, I actually would rather drink PBR... Or any domestic, big label over the Dutch dogshit.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:21:45 AM EDT
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Heineken hit the beer scene many years way before beer became a designer drink it was the "hip" beer to drink. If you wanted to be accepted by the in crowd you drank Heineken. Date night or out prowling Heineken was the beer out with the boys it was Bud or Miller. Light beer, that I remember, didn't exist.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:25:40 AM EDT
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What is the deal with these things? Dumbest shit I have seen tv ad wise in a while.
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It got you talking about their product.  That's the first step.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:26:52 AM EDT
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I like the stuff.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:29:08 AM EDT
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Green bottle of bitter piss. Corona is a close second.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:35:06 AM EDT
[#26]
I like Heineken.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:35:26 AM EDT
[#27]
I like a little Hinny.
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