Spent the night looking for it but don't know who wrote it.
Kerry's Island (to the tune of Gilligan's Island)
Just sit right back and you'll hear some tales
Tales of the dem’s debate
That parted from the topic set
For the candidates.
The Dean was a mighty lyin man,
Al Sharpton brave and sure,
Nine candidates set out that day,
For a three hour do, A three hour do.
The insults started getting rough,
The whiney jabs were tossed,
If not for the spewage of a clueless few
The campaign could be lost,
The campaign could be lost.
The group spat out only more of their moronic vapid bile.
With Lieberman, Al Sharpton too, the General,
And the Dean,
The Ketchup Man, and the rest,
Hear the Democrats whine.
Then we air the debate, followed by the closing theme
Now this is the tell of the candidates,
They'll spew for a long, long time,
They'll have to put the spin on things,
It's an uphill climb.
Ted Koppel and Dan Rather too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others stay upon the topic that was set.
No notes, No prompts, no talking points, not a single luxury,
Like Convention night speeches, as primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From all these clueless candidates, spewing Democrat bile.
So where's the nekid Mary Ann pics?