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Posted: 7/11/2002 9:52:02 AM EST
but never will. “California Voters oust Fienstien and Boxer; declare 'assault weapons' law null and void” “State Department to deport millions” “All able-bodied good citizens asked to carry AR-15s in vehicles” “Buy one handgun, get one free” “Citizens allowed to open fire on gang members if safe backstop is present” “County Sheriffs jailed for refusal to issue CCWs to good citizens” “Liberals and PC crowd forcefully admitted to looney bins” [:D]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 9:56:07 AM EST
M14's for sale: 5 dollars each. Ar15's for sale: 5 dollars each, sorry no post bans available.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 9:56:40 AM EST
Elvis Presley Comes Out of Hiding; Says 1977 "Death" Just Big Misunderstanding"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:09:03 AM EST
Sorry, I forgot: “All liberals requested to report to Jonestown for KoolAid”
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:12:37 AM EST
All liberals requested to report to Jonestown for KoolAid
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Bring a Friend and Dress is Casual
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:19:38 AM EST
"CONSTITUTION RESTORED"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:21:33 AM EST
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"FBI sniper charged with murder in Ruby Ridge case" "ATF and FBI agents charged with murder in Waco case" "FBI agent fired and charges pending for shooting innocent man in face.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:30:03 AM EST
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Which 72 virgins?
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:35:24 AM EST
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"Clinton, Reno indicted, prosecuted and now convicted" "Arafat loses Palestinian election"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:39:51 AM EST
“County Sheriffs jailed for refusal to issue CCWs to good citizens”
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Good one! In this state, it's the state police that control the concealed carry permits. I'd love to see the "Chief of state police jailed for refusal to issue CCW's to good citizens" headline.z
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:42:53 AM EST
Israeli Tanks Sighted on Outskirts of Damascus, Amman and Cairo. Others Sighted Heading SW Across Arabian Desert.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:50:33 AM EST
[size=4]Jesus Christ Returns to Jerusalem![/size=4] - Millions Witness Extraordinary Event Across Planet - - Tens of Thousands Mourn As For An Only Son - - Graves Disturbed Throughtout World, Dead Seen Walking in the Streets of Cities - - Great White Throne Seen Atop Temple Mount - And the New York Times will also include this statement: - Women and Minorities Affected Most - Note: The reason these headlines will never be seen is simple. The presses will not run that day! Eric The(Maranatha!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:52:13 AM EST
"Bin Laden and all of his supporters fall into wood chipper." [:)]
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:56:14 AM EST
Bill Clinton Attacks Hillary With Car Keys, Hillary Unsuccessfully Defends Self With Illegal Full Auto M16. Million Mom March Explodes. Film at 11!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 11:59:33 AM EST
Gentlemen, Please alow me this opportunity to participate. "U.S. Agrees To Allow Criminal Prosecution Of American War Criminals In World Court" Perhaps someday soon. One World. Thank You.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 12:01:32 PM EST
"Israelis Give Up, Pull Out Of Palestine -- Sharon Apologizes For His Past, Commits Suicide"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 12:26:47 PM EST
Congress say OK to NUKES in the war on terror! KMART Says F#CK Rosie - Buy one handgun, get one free - No waiting period UN, ACLU and PETA disbanned due to lack of interest. Kofi Annan and Geoge Michael to be married in Hollywood Mens Room! Meteor hits earth - Caifornia sinks to bottom of Pacific - Only gun owners survive. Missing sock found in dryer!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 12:39:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By Gunner1X: Meteor hits earth - Caifornia sinks to bottom of Pacific - Only gun owners survive.
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AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! My suggestion: BILL CLINTON RAPED BY JANET RENO!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 12:39:38 PM EST
"Top Senate Democrats Indicted in Child Pornography Sting" "Alec Baldwin Dead From Recto-Gerbil Complications, Riot at Funeral Kills Eleven" "Imbroglio Named as President-for-Life"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 12:54:12 PM EST
President Bush declares open season on Liberals. No bag limit. Anyone expressing Liberal or anti-constitutional viewpoints may be gunned down at will. For those who want to make it more sporting, bow and arrow may also be used. Criminals going to jail! SCOTUS declares all 20,000 gun laws unconstitutional. All congresspersons who voted for unconstitutional laws will be jailed for Treason.
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"LIBERAL LEADERSHIP DECIDE UNITED STATES NO LONGER A FIT PLACE TO LIVE, EXODUS TO UNINHABITED ISLAND TO START NEW COUNTRY OF THEIR OWN TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY" According to our sources, liberals are concerned that "gun toting" conservatives who actually believe in the Bill of Rights and the Constitution are preparing to defend their rights. One high ranking liberal member stated, "being the hypocritical,irresponsible, lying wussies that we are, we figured it was better to get out alive now then wait until s**t really hits the fan!"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 1:42:11 PM EST
>insert first name< Kennedy dies last night as his plane crashes into the UN headquarters in NY!!!!!!! Feinstein commits suicide with handgun. Fidel Castro died by rabies when bit by a Rabid Rabbit. Top spokesmen of ALF is eaten by stray dog. Earth Liberation Front members died tuesday in a massive Earthquake.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 5:24:42 PM EST
God floods Middle East-"Screw this!" Said God; "It's a lost cause! Those dumbasses had it coming."
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"The South has Seceded Again and the Army of Tennessee is 4 miles from Washington"
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PRESIDENT ISSUES EXUCTIVE ORDER ALL DRUG AND GUN LAWS REPEALED!
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:08:23 PM EST
"Canada's Gun Control Laws Repealed" "Liberal's Lose Election Only Hold One Seat In The House of Commons" "Bono Gives All Of HIS Money And Future Earnings To The Poor Peoples of Africa" "Canadian Dollar Hits .99 US!!!!!!!!!!!" "Bill Clinton Tells The Truth" "O.J Simpson Confesses To Double Homicide Receives The Death Penalty" "Charlie Manson Released on Day Parole" "Julia Roberts Celebrates Her 25th Wedding Anniversary" "China Gives Up On Communism, freedom reins on the Mainland" "Japan Apologizes for War Crimes Committed During WWII Offers Too Compensate Veterans Too The Tune Of Billions!" "Ben Stein is Deep Throat"
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 9:50:53 PM EST
House passes Armed Pilot bill. Senate passes Armed pilot bill. Armed pilots kill 5 terrorist and safely land aircraft.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:29:14 PM EST
"Sixteenth Amendment Repealed" -kill-9
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:34:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Which 72 virgins?
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I only need one. [img]http://www.superiorpics.com/britney_spears/images/main3.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 12:08:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/12/2002 2:22:49 AM EST
"Local cop wins largest lottery in history" "Supreme Court overturns machine gun ban" "Fox channel anoounces change to hard-core porn network"
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