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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:22:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:26:50 AM EDT by ARDOC]
When I was in med school, my buddy came home and went to his room. He shared his room with a bunch of other guys. He opens his bedroom door and he sees one of his roomies spanking his monkey looking at my buddy's porno mags on his bed.

The spanker was dating a very religious girl that wouldnt put out till marriage. So I guess he needed to get his rocks off.

But my buddy was insensed and couldnt figure out why he wouldnt just take the mags and go to his own room to do the deed. He also figured out why all his kleenex was getting used up when he didnt use any.

Regardless, the spanker was asked to leave and find a new place to stay.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:23:36 AM EDT
I've caught my right hand on numerous occasions.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:23:57 AM EDT
I try not to look in the mirror when I do....so no.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By guardian855:
I've caught my right hand on numerous occasions.



Remind me not to shake your hand.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:24:51 AM EDT by Daytona955i]
Of all people, I thought you would have spelled masturbating correctly.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:58 AM EDT
Freshman year in college... stall #1 is for #1s... stall #2 is for #2s... stall #3 was "misc."

If you see someone in stall #3, just leave and drop duece later.


- BG
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:25:13 AM EDT
When I was 16 working at a pizza joint, I went into the bathroom to clean it. Somebody forgot to lock the door.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:25:49 AM EDT
I caught a guy jerking off in the squad bay while I was on fire watch at Parris Island. That's the only time, fortunately.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:26:51 AM EDT
Unfortunately, yes. Several times.

Mostly to kiddie porn, but once a guy was jerking his chicken a couple of feet from a female who was unaware of what he was doing while leering at her.

I have caught people doing all sorts of stuff on this campus.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:27:37 AM EDT
Yea at college a few times.
Lock your damn doors people!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:28:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Yea at college a few times.
Lock your damn doors people!



And don't engage in sex acts, especially noisy ones, in public restrooms.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:29:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Unfortunately, yes. Several times.

Mostly to kiddie porn, but once a guy was jerking his chicken a couple of feet from a female who was unaware of what he was doing while leering at her.

I have caught people doing all sorts of stuff on this campus.



Yup seems like colleges and schools are big for this. My GF and I were studying the grad library and we hear all this noise from the next cubicle. This dude was getting a handjob from his GF in the middle of the library. I looked at my GF wantingly and she just shook her head and walked away.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:30:00 AM EDT
We walked into a the BEQ in Lajes....They were bathroom shared rooms, an Air Force guy was stroking away in our room on our linen.

Needless to say, we made a loud 'thing' about it with him, his crew and the staff of the BEQ....It was hilarious.


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:33:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:35:44 AM EDT by Sukebe]
I don't understand why people get disgusted about other guys jerking off. If you have never punched the clown, I could understand. But I don't know anyone who has never done it.
So what if you walk in on a guy who is running a batch? What's the problem? It's not like he was jacking off in front of a grade school.

At inappropriate times or places? Yeah, that's a problem. But if he thought he had some privacy, no problem, just keep your hands to yourself.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:51 AM EDT
This thread is hard to . . . eh, never mind.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
I don't understand why people get disgusted about other guys jerking off. If you have never punched the clown, I could understand. But I don't know anyone who has never done it.
So what if you walk in on a guy who is running a batch? What's the problem? It's not like he was jacking off in front of a grade school.



+1

It's natural. The last time I thought it was some embarassing and sick/abnormal thing was in Jr. High when I first started.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:35:56 AM EDT
I went to a then all-male military college....caught and been caught.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:37:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
I don't understand why people get disgusted about other guys jerking off. If you have never punched the clown, I could understand. But I don't know anyone who has never done it.
So what if you walk in on a guy who is running a batch? What's the problem? It's not like he was jacking off in front of a grade school.

At inappropriate times or places? Yeah, that's a problem. But if he thought he had some privacy, no problem, just keep your hands to yourself.


I take it you've been caught, then.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:39:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
I don't understand why people get disgusted about other guys jerking off. If you have never punched the clown, I could understand. But I don't know anyone who has never done it.
So what if you walk in on a guy who is running a batch? What's the problem? It's not like he was jacking off in front of a grade school.

At inappropriate times or places? Yeah, that's a problem. But if he thought he had some privacy, no problem, just keep your hands to yourself.


I take it you've been caught, then.



No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:39:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:39:58 AM EDT by rebel_rifle]
I knew a guy who was a bouncer at a local strip club. One day he is watching the crowd and right up front next to the stage a guy is pounding his pup. He went up to him and told him "put it up, or take it outside".

He got "up" and left.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:40:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Alien:
+1

It's natural. The last time I thought it was some embarassing and sick/abnormal thing was in Jr. High when I first started.



Lets see how you feel about it when you sit down at a public lab computer that some looser has just turned loose all over while looking at kiddie porn.

True story.

The girl was not amused.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:40:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?



Real classy.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:42:45 AM EDT
Not me, but the room next door had an Arab roommate who would wack it in the top bunk of the bunkbed when he thought the guy down below was asleep. The whole bed would shake.



I would have found a new roommate.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:42:53 AM EDT
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?



Real classy.



I've never done anything in private that I wouldn't do with a woman that I'm sleeping with. I hope you can say the same.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:33 AM EDT
Running a batch? Running a batch?


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:43:44 AM EDT
From the ASU State Press

"An 18 year old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indeceny.

The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masterbate while watching pornography on his laptop.

When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornorgraphy and masterburbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the internet connection in my dorm isn't good enough.""
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:44:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?



Real classy.


He'll have to try harder than that to offend me.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:46:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:47:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?



Real classy.


He'll have to try harder than that to offend me.



I wasn't trying to offend. Some of my former girlfriends were brave enough to express their curiosity. I obliged. Is this a problem? It wasn't for them. It wasn't for me. It shouldn't be for you or anyone else.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:48:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No, I haven't been "caught" but I've let a few ladies watch. Wanna try it?



Real classy.


He'll have to try harder than that to offend me.



I wasn't trying to offend. Some of my former girlfriends were brave enough to express their curiosity. I obliged. Is this a problem? It wasn't for them. It wasn't for me. It shouldn't be for you or anyone else.


I know you weren't trying to offend me, dude. You don't have to explain anything.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:48:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:53:52 AM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Alien:
+1

It's natural. The last time I thought it was some embarassing and sick/abnormal thing was in Jr. High when I first started.



Lets see how you feel about it when you sit down at a public lab computer that some looser has just turned loose all over while looking at kiddie porn.

True story.

The girl was not amused.



Yeah... I condone kiddy porn masturbaters at the library. Yeah... really I'm COMPLETELY OK with it.

Kiddy porn is different for obvious reasons and is wrong period. Blowing your bodily fluids all over something that other people use is disgusting. While I would not masturbate in a public place and do think that is wrong, how many people BRAG about having sex a public place? Would I ever jerk off in a public place? No. Would I ever have sex in a public place? Probably. It's just an interesting little piece of irony.

Walking in on somebody who thought they had some privacy in their room or something is not any more disgusting than walking in on somebody having sex is the point I was trying to make.

Thanks for not giving me the benefit of the doubt.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:51:38 AM EDT
It is a natural function of being human but you need some sense of right and wrong when it comes to doing it. You dont do it in public and you dont do it on other peoples stuff. It just aint right. If anyone jizzed on my pillow, believe me he wouldnt have to worry about whacking off ever again.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:52:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
It is a natural function of being human but you need some sense of right and wrong when it comes to doing it. You dont do it in public and you dont do it on other peoples stuff. It just aint right. If anyone jizzed on my pillow, believe me he wouldnt have to worry about whacking off ever again.



We are in agreement.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:55:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By guardian855:
From the ASU State Press

"An 18 year old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indeceny.

The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masterbate while watching pornography on his laptop.

When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornorgraphy and masterburbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the internet connection in my dorm isn't good enough.""



Believe it or not, that isn't all that uncommon.

It appears that some people were either raised by wolves, or seem completely unconcerned with standards of propriety in society.

I have no idea why someone would drop trou in the library and go for it right there.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:56:40 AM EDT
I have wacked in some very interesting places. I have never been cought...except at home when I was new at it.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:59:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 10:02:08 AM EDT by thedoctors308]
It's not that it is gross, just get a chuckle out of catching someone.
One of my friends skipped class to beat it one time.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Yeah . . . and then what??




Yep, the whole "Patty 'n handcuffs" thing got to me too..........................
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Not me, but the room next door had an Arab roommate who would wack it in the top bunk of the bunkbed when he thought the guy down below was asleep. The whole bed would shake.



I would have found a new roommate.



This happend to a friend of mine (female) at college. Except it was a dildo being rammed in there repeatedly (her words).
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:05:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By samsi:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Yeah . . . and then what??




Yep, the whole "Patty 'n handcuffs" thing got to me too..........................



There's help out there for you guys, all you have to do is ask!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:07:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Why do you say he is abusing himself???

Have you never ever clicked the mouse
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:11:58 AM EDT


Did this guy wank it too much?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:12:01 AM EDT
I had a female troop who was rather sexual. She had removed the pocket in her BDU's and I caught her watching TV one day with a huge grin and sort of a dreamy look & one hand in her BDU's.

Turns out she was "clicking the mouse" and was not bothered a bit about getting caught doing it

Yes she was a hottie
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:13:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
i2.tinypic.com/qzk861.jpg

Did this guy wank it too much?



..A man can go wrong when he's busted....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:14:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By samsi:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Yeah . . . and then what??




Yep, the whole "Patty 'n handcuffs" thing got to me too..........................



There's help out there for you guys, all you have to do is ask!




"Should I get the cuffs again?"

"No Maam."

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:04 AM EDT
Yup.. I have been caught choking the chicken. I have never caught any one of the male gender doing do. I have however caught a few of the ex- grilfriends double chicking the mouse in the shower
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
It is a natural function of being human but you need some sense of right and wrong when it comes to doing it. You dont do it in public and you dont do it on other peoples stuff. It just aint right. If anyone jizzed on my pillow, believe me he wouldnt have to worry about whacking off ever again.


Or in front of kids even if they are yours .


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:17:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By guardian855:
I've caught my right hand on numerous occasions.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:18:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shrike9:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I had to transport a sex offender to the State Nut House in Salem from LaGrande [5+ hour drive] about two hours into the drive I got a little tired of him abusing himself so I pulled over and handcuffed his hands to floor.



Why do you say he is abusing himself???

Have you never ever clicked the mouse



I've never heard that expression before today. Why use the term abusing himself? Well I suppose if you saw what he was doing you would understand why. I find it difficult to believe a normal person would find pleasure in what he was doing and the sounds Little Forrest Gump made was far more pleasant.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:23:09 AM EDT
A friend of mine caught his roommate on the floor, up on his shoulders, with his butt against the wall so his could catch his own stuff in the face.

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