My wife and I share an email address ().  But this one from one of her friends I thought was pretty funny. . .

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:

DAMNITOL - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

EMPTYNESTROGEN - Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO - Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?".

BUYAGRA - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN - Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT - When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

-yj

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?". I know a woman apparently taking this one. That's okay, DF, just ask her other personality if she's taking it, too. Would she flip out and ravage my body or just murder me?

Get both?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?". I know a woman apparently taking this one. That's okay, DF, just ask her other personality if she's taking it, too. Would she flip out and ravage my body or just murder me? Get both? I think you've finally found the situation where getting both is undesirable.

Depends upon how ya look at it, DF...

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?". I know a woman apparently taking this one. That's okay, DF, just ask her other personality if she's taking it, too. Would she flip out and ravage my body or just murder me? Get both? I think you've finally found the situation where getting both is undesirable. Depends upon how ya look at it, DF...

Yep, I could probably watch the whole thing without even breaking a nail.  

This is too funny!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: MENICILLIN - Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?". I know a woman apparently taking this one. That's okay, DF, just ask her other personality if she's taking it, too. Would she flip out and ravage my body or just murder me? Get both? I think you've finally found the situation where getting both is undesirable. Depends upon how ya look at it, DF... Yep, I could probably watch the whole thing without even breaking a nail.

You bringing the popcorn, or should I?

Popcorn and beer:


I be the short one on the right.  

Quoted: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN: BUYAGRA - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

Tell me something I don't know.

Bump for anyone needing a giggle.

 Too funny!  Patty