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Posted: 11/2/2009 12:59:18 AM EST


so i was sitting here surfing the computer and my house is kind of chilly, plus the computer is next to the window, and my left hand was scratching my nuts (longer than normal) and got warmed up pretty good.
well my right hand was is running the mouse and ended up getting pretty cold.

so i went to the bathroom and washed my hands after. but since there was such a temperature difference between my two hands i couldn't find a comfortable water temperature to wash them with.
i turned the warm water up and it burned my right hand, then i turned the warm water down and it was too cold for my left hand. it ended up being a real pain in the ass and had to wash them one at a time.


so, has this ever happend to you?

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:00:39 AM EST
No, but I've never scratched your nuts though.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:05:25 AM EST
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:08:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dave15:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

LMMFAO!!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:15:25 AM EST
No, but one time I was out chopping wood in the dead of winter. I was in my boxer shorts because I wanted to improve my innate resistance to cold weather, since it's fairly cold in these parts for several months every year. Well I got a nasty splinter and I admit in my thoughtless rage I yelled "God damn it!" So I went inside to clean my hand, and even though the water was cold, it BURNED! Of course I immediately knew what was happening. God had heard me outside, turned my tap water into holy water, and was purging my evil soul! Sure enough, after a few minutes the water felt cold and refreshing, and my soul was clean. Thanks God!
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dave15:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???



hahahhahaha thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!

J-

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:06:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By jjc155:
Originally Posted By Dave15:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???



hahahhahaha thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!

J-



Everyone else calls it "Their Joy Stick."
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:14:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:16:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dave15:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???


He calls it, "Muad-dib."
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:19:58 AM EST
out of


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:21:55 AM EST
Derrr.

Happy Monday guys.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:28:47 AM EST
Hmmm.... If you washed your hands one at a time? What did you use to wash them? The "one handed clap?" They don't get clean that way..

SteinarT
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:42:11 AM EST
ha ha ha
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:46:19 AM EST




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:58:13 AM EST
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