Has this ever happened to you?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Has this ever happened to you?

Posted: 11/2/2009 1:59:18 AM EDT

so i was sitting here surfing the computer and my house is kind of chilly, plus the computer is next to the window, and my left hand was scratching my nuts (longer than normal) and got warmed up pretty good.
well my right hand was is running the mouse and ended up getting pretty cold.

so i went to the bathroom and washed my hands after. but since there was such a temperature difference between my two hands i couldn't find a comfortable water temperature to wash them with.
i turned the warm water up and it burned my right hand, then i turned the warm water down and it was too cold for my left hand. it ended up being a real pain in the ass and had to wash them one at a time.

so, has this ever happend to you?

Posted: 11/2/2009 2:00:39 AM EDT

[#1]

No, but I've never scratched your nuts though.

Posted: 11/2/2009 2:05:25 AM EDT

[#2]

He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

Posted: 11/2/2009 2:08:49 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

LMMFAO!!!!

Posted: 11/2/2009 2:15:25 AM EDT

[#4]

No, but one time I was out chopping wood in the dead of winter. I was in my boxer shorts because I wanted to improve my innate resistance to cold weather, since it's fairly cold in these parts for several months every year. Well I got a nasty splinter and I admit in my thoughtless rage I yelled "God damn it!" So I went inside to clean my hand, and even though the water was cold, it BURNED! Of course I immediately knew what was happening. God had heard me outside, turned my tap water into holy water, and was purging my evil soul! Sure enough, after a few minutes the water felt cold and refreshing, and my soul was clean. Thanks God!

Posted: 11/2/2009 2:48:15 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

hahahhahaha thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!

J-

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:06:35 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

hahahhahaha thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!

J-

Everyone else calls it "Their Joy Stick."

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:14:11 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:16:38 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
He calls his penis, "the mouse"???

He calls it, "Muad-dib."

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:19:58 AM EDT

[#9]

out of

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:21:55 AM EDT

[#10]

Derrr.

Happy Monday guys.

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:28:47 AM EDT

[#11]

Hmmm.... If you washed your hands one at a time? What did you use to wash them? The "one handed clap?" They don't get clean that way..

SteinarT

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:42:11 AM EDT

[#12]

ha ha ha

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:46:19 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:13 AM EDT

[#14]

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