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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:46:02 AM EST
Since it became common knowledge that Catholics have huge penises (as much as 5x larger than a born again penis for example) there has been a lack of religious threads here on ar15.com.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 9:49:20 AM EST
Dunno bout the religious threads, but the PP fixation has apparently moved over to Cincinnatus' thread.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=281182
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 9:51:42 AM EST
I just want to say that I'm Catholic.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 9:53:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Since it became common knowledge that Catholics have huge penises (as much as 5x larger than a born again penis for example) there has been a lack of religious threads here on ar15.com.



I'm just sayin Hey from a fellow KS memberhug.gif
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:02:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By 444slayer:
I just want to say that I'm Catholic.



Then you know what I am talking about.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:04:16 AM EST
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safgojksaiojlk jal


oh sorry, you know how it is..


(born and raised catholic)
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:04:28 AM EST
I could make a comment about the appropriateness (or lack thereof) of this thread, but I will refrain.....

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:05:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Since it became common knowledge that Catholics have huge penises (as much as 5x larger than a born again penis for example) there has been a lack of religious threads here on ar15.com.




How would I know?

My huge penis and balls block the screen.


Sgatr15


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:06:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:06:51 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
I could make a comment about the appropriateness (or lack thereof) of this thread, but I will refrain.....





Baptist right?


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:06:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
I could make a comment about the appropriateness (or lack thereof) of this thread, but I will refrain.....




I have always considered you to be an honorary Catholic.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:20:27 AM EST
It's a burden, but we make do.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:21:16 AM EST
I was Catholic. FWIW
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:22:41 AM EST
You guys are mistaking the huge amount of guilt that the papal powers at be instills in Catholics to control you with the size of your penises.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:25:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Since it became common knowledge that Catholics have huge penises (as much as 5x larger than a born again penis for example) there has been a lack of religious threads here on ar15.com.




I am CATHOLIC. 5X larger Really? I guess I should be proud of BOTH of my inches?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:25:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:26:43 AM EST by Adam_White]

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
I was Catholic. FWIW



So now I'm curious - did you find that your penis began to shrink after turning away from the light - or do you maintain residual benefits of a Catholic baptism?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:26:35 AM EST
I must confess, I tend to knock objects and knick knacks from the shelves/dressers when I wield my man root in the bedroom. Those poor Catholic girls were never the same again. Strangely I always got dirty looks from the good little Chatolic boys in HS, apparenlty they didn't do so better with their fellow church goers. Protestants rock.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:27:22 AM EST
I reiterate...


From Wedge1082's sigline:

plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfv­yujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj



The path this traces on a keyboard:




Draw your own conclusions.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:29:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:
I must confess, I tend to knock objects and knick knacks from the shelves/dressers when I wield my man root in the bedroom. Those poor Catholic girls were never the same again. Strangely I always got dirty looks from the good little Chatolic boys in HS, apparenlty they didn't do so better with their fellow church goers. Protestants rock.




Most likely they felt sorry for you. If a Catholic was to wield the man root around in a room it might just knock a wall down.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:30:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:31:03 AM EST by wedge1082]

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
I reiterate...


From Wedge1082's sigline:

plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfv­yujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj



The path this traces on a keyboard:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/keyboard.jpg


Draw your own conclusions.



Those numbers are from the keypad on the right. Not to mention there is a delete button in between the numbers and the letters.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:34:11 AM EST
John Kerry is a devout Catholic.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:39:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:39:23 AM EST by SgtKiwi]

Originally Posted By DScott:
John Kerry is a devout Catholic.



that oughta kill this thread quickly
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:39:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By DScott:
John Kerry is a devout Catholic.



John Kerry is about as Catholic as I am Hindu. The same with Ted Kennedy. Massachusetts politicians love to play act for votes.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:47:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By 444slayer:
I just want to say that I'm Catholic.




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Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:52:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:
I must confess, I tend to knock objects and knick knacks from the shelves/dressers when I wield my man root in the bedroom. Those poor Catholic girls were never the same again. Strangely I always got dirty looks from the good little Chatolic boys in HS, apparenlty they didn't do so better with their fellow church goers. Protestants rock.




Most likely they felt sorry for you. If a Catholic was to wield the man root around in a room it might just knock a wall down.



Should have seen what happened when I really hit puberty.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:56:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:57:15 AM EST by Chimborazo]

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:
Those poor Alter Boys were never the same again. Strangely I always got dirty looks from the good little Chatolic girls in HS, apparenlty they didn't do so better with their fellow church goers.



WTF?

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:00:48 AM EST
There have been a few religious threads lately...but I can't wait to see this place after the election when there are no more "Bush vs. Kerry" threads. This place will slow way down.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:03:17 AM EST
I have notived that vaguely titled thread topics don't get nearly as many replies as those THAT DESCRIBE THE CONTENTS.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:04:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By rayra:
I have notived that vaguely titled thread topics don't get nearly as many replies as those THAT DESCRIBE THE CONTENTS.



I have noticed you are an ass.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:05:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
I reiterate...


From Wedge1082's sigline:

plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfv­yujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj



The path this traces on a keyboard:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/keyboard.jpg


Draw your own conclusions.



Those numbers are from the keypad on the right. Not to mention there is a delete button in between the numbers and the letters.



Nope. If the number pad was a factor, then there would be carriage returns in there.
And you never hit the backslash key, even though it's essentially between the "delete" and "backspace" keys.

A true "stroke" across the keys would look like this:


36252111 <----------note the carriage return
\[';poikiuytgfrfdeesz

"So, you have accepted the truth."
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:06:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 11:07:45 AM EST by wedge1082]

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
I reiterate...


From Wedge1082's sigline:

plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfv­yujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj



The path this traces on a keyboard:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/keyboard.jpg


Draw your own conclusions.



Those numbers are from the keypad on the right. Not to mention there is a delete button in between the numbers and the letters.



Nope. If the number pad was a factor, then there would be carriage returns in there.
And you never hit the backslash key, even though it's essentially between the "delete" and "backspace" keys.

A true "stroke" across the keys would look like this:


36252111 <----------note the carriage return
\[';poikiuytgfrfdeesz

"So, you have accepted the truth."



So it bounced around a little and missed some keys.

eta - Must you see the video in order to believe it.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:08:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:08:21 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:15:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
I reiterate...


From Wedge1082's sigline:

plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfv­yujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj



The path this traces on a keyboard:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/keyboard.jpg


Draw your own conclusions.



Those numbers are from the keypad on the right. Not to mention there is a delete button in between the numbers and the letters.



Nope. If the number pad was a factor, then there would be carriage returns in there.
And you never hit the backslash key, even though it's essentially between the "delete" and "backspace" keys.

A true "stroke" across the keys would look like this:


36252111 <----------note the carriage return
\[';poikiuytgfrfdeesz

"So, you have accepted the truth."



So it bounced around a little and missed some keys.

eta - Must you see the video in order to believe it.



Does Mrs. Wedge know about this?
("this" = Wedge1082 dragging his bishop across the keyboard + videotaping it)

No - I don't want to know if she knows.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:19:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 11:20:40 AM EST by BayEagle]

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
I'd think my dick was HUGE too, IF all I had to measure it by was little altar boys!



Now, how do you like them apples?

Eric The(Who'sYourPapa?)Hun





Sorry. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you. I just knocked over a whole drum kit with my genitals.


ETA - Because I have a big penis and huge balls.

ETA - Because I'm Catholic.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:26:36 AM EST
Catholics have a PP fixation making them ripe to become a priest, right and then they can have their man boy love thing.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:40:51 AM EST
So, if I convert to Catholicism my jimmy size will increase five times?

Would that be micro evolution or macro evolution?



Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:44:14 AM EST
This thread is going downhill fast...
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:54:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By mpearcex:
Catholics have a PP fixation making them ripe to become a priest, right and then they can have their man boy love thing.




O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

"Othello", Act 3 scene 3



Think about it.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:01:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By IowaSam:
So, if I convert to Catholicism my jimmy size will increase five times?

Would that be micro evolution or macro evolution?







Macro of course.

It's micro when you convert from Catholicism to one of those faiths where they think God talks like Shakespeare.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:09:16 PM EST
It's true. I had to convert to Hinduism just so I could buy normal pants and get them zipped up! I convert back whenever the GF comes over though.....
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:10:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Adam_White:

Originally Posted By DScott:
John Kerry is a devout Catholic.



John Kerry is about as Catholic as I am Hindu. The same with Ted Kennedy. Massachusetts politicians love to play act for votes.



I just heard about this...

Actually, he's not brought it into the race at all, AFAIK.


You decide:
Kerry's Catholicism
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:17:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
I'd think my dick was HUGE too, IF all I had to measure it by was little altar boys!



Now, how do you like them apples?

Eric The(Who'sYourPapa?)Hun




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