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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:05:26 AM EDT
They are 16 and 17.
Girls are 14 thru 16.
3 girls are spending the night with us.
They facebooked or what ever they do.
Hard ankles showed up.
What did i do?  No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for
rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint
a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.)
Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen.
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine.  
I think she will get over it.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:06:40 AM EDT
What language is this?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:07:09 AM EDT
Ah, WTF is a hard ankle?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:08:46 AM EDT
Am I on the right website?

Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:08:48 AM EDT
Never needed to know this term.

Hard Ankles
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:10:40 AM EDT
My bad, on the Iphone. Just typed till screen ended then hit return .
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:14:34 AM EDT
Where is the "English MF, Do you speak it" memee or IF or whatever its called?


Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:15:06 AM EDT
Wait wait wait...you poked holes in condoms?
 






Maybe a reading comprehension fail here, but the way in understand it, is that you found some young boys at the end of your driveway, held them at gunpoint while you lit them up, and poked holes in their wallets, because of condoms...and then you showed them the needle.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:15:30 AM EDT
Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess.
Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:16:25 AM EDT
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that they were using on his daughter?





Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:17:24 AM EDT
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Never needed to know this term.

Hard Ankles
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Yep. Never heard that before.
Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday"
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:17:32 AM EDT
So you thought a couple guys were gonna poke your daughter and her friends but they were on the up and up and nothing came to fruition?

Is that about right?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:19:16 AM EDT
Ok, so do you hide in your bushes with a wallet needle and weapons?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:19:48 AM EDT
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Yep. Never heard that before.
Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday"
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Never needed to know this term.

Hard Ankles


Yep. Never heard that before.
Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday"



Once had a boss that said something similar.


"It's a constant learning experience"
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:20:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:21:50 AM EDT
This reminds me of that movie Jacobs Ladder.  A little action at the beginning but in the end absolutely nothing happened.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:22:33 AM EDT
I'm going to add "hard ankles" to my vocabulary.


Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:22:38 AM EDT
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Read more and drink less OP.

This thread sucks.
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FIFY
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:30:28 AM EDT
So you looking forwarding to being a grandpa?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:33:54 AM EDT
OP, I need closure with the needle thing.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:34:04 AM EDT
What is this I don't even
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 1:41:50 AM EDT
well, you don't want your daughter after a guy because of his soft ankles, right?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 2:02:30 AM EDT
So you basically took away their only form of sexual protection.  Ya, that's sure to stop them.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:11:12 AM EDT
(quietly adds "hard ankles" to his lexicon)

Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:12:25 AM EDT
Shows how much I know.  I thought this was going to be a rant about a paving contractor.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:16:41 AM EDT
WTF?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:17:34 AM EDT
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They are 16 and 17.
Girls are 14 thru 16.
3 girls are spending the night with us.
They facebooked or what ever they do.
Hard ankles showed up.
What did i do?  No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for
rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint
a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.)
Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen.
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine.  
I think she will get over it.
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Snow Leopard's troll account?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:27:50 AM EDT
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They are 16 and 17.
Girls are 14 thru 16.
3 girls are spending the night with us.
They facebooked or what ever they do.
Hard ankles showed up.
What did i do?  No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for
rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint
a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.)
Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen.
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine.  
I think she will get over it.
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Translation please.  Chrome can't do it.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:36:11 AM EDT

Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:42:48 AM EDT
What the hell kind of language is this?


And to anyone poling holes in rubbers, thinking it's going to stop kids from messing around...  I hope you enjoy the thought of those dudes unprotected dicks in your daughter's mouth.  


Good Lord.   The stupidity out there never ceases to amaze me.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:45:02 AM EDT
My brain hurts
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:48:12 AM EDT
How young do you need to be to use the term "hard ankles" ?  

P.S.  I will not be adding this to my vocabulary.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:54:22 AM EDT
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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess.
Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is
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I'm from the south and that is NOT a south thing, that is a "club urban thing" so GTFO
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:55:41 AM EDT
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if there are a lot of guys in a gay bar then is it full of limp-wristed-hard-ankles?  confused.

and if they are older do you also add the "hard arteries" qualifier?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 3:58:32 AM EDT
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that they were using on his daughter?





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that they were using on his daughter?






this was the most utterly shocking thing he wrote.  So this pretty much guarantees oral or anal or a brand new grand baby!
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:01:39 AM EDT
Jagermeister for breakfast?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:02:30 AM EDT
Hard-ankles got the last laugh I bet.  Parents are always one step behind of hard-ankles.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:02:51 AM EDT
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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess.
Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is
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Born and raised in the South.  Never heard of that term, sounds like something that would emanate from the 'hood.

Sounds stupid and "hip".
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:03:49 AM EDT
The title should be I drank hard liquor before posting.

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Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:05:45 AM EDT
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What language is this?
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And is there a Rosetta Stone or something to accompany it?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:06:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:07:31 AM EDT

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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess.

Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is
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I've lived in the South all my life, and I've never heard this phrase in person or even online before.



 
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:07:34 AM EDT


....dude





Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:10:33 AM EDT
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So you looking forwarding to being a grandpa?
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The title should be I drank hard liquor before posting.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:11:45 AM EDT
this was the first thing I read today.  I thought I was having a stroke . tell I read the fallowing post.  
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:12:51 AM EDT
Thread sucks.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:14:14 AM EDT
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this was the first thing I read today.  I thought I was having a stroke . tell I read the fallowing post.  
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What does plowed, inactive land have to do with this?
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:14:35 AM EDT
In before tomorrow's "Ask a guy trying to find a plan C pill anything" thread.
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:15:50 AM EDT
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You may still need to get yourself checked out...
Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:26:13 AM EDT
In!

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Link Posted: 7/26/2013 4:35:07 AM EDT
Well this has maxed out my WTF quota for the day, thanks Op.
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