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Posted: 3/14/2005 10:42:25 AM EST
Happy "Steak and B.J." day everybody!
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:43:44 AM EST
Wha...?
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:43:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:45:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:46:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 10:46:47 AM EST by Beefypeanut]

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By Beefypeanut:
Wha...?



Its a man's version of Valentines Day.



I see.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:47:07 AM EST
And my GF is in Utah...
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:55:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By lordtrader:

Originally Posted By Beefypeanut:
Wha...?



Its a man's version of Valentines Day.



You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:56:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 10:56:40 AM EST
just emailed this link to the girlfriend...................
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:11:52 AM EST
GODAMMIT!! I didn't get my wife shit this year so guess what I'm getting tonight!!! That's right, a boloney sammich (which I'll have to make) and my right-hand friend.

WHO FORGOT TO SEND THE MEMO DAMMIT?!?

LL

Damn fuckin people not sending out important memos like this! Jesus I would have gotten her a sappy card or some half-dead roses or something if I had known about this. I mean, holy shit, Steak and BJ day and nobody sent out a memo? You selfish assholes, I hope you're happy.
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:50:54 AM EST
Well now, looks like I'm shit out of luck in both areas again, No steak in the house and when I mentioned this holiday to the wife and asked for at least the BJ she just laughed like I had said something funny
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:52:16 AM EST
I'm having hamburgers for supper...does that count?
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:53:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
I'm having hamburgers for supper...does that count?



Yeah, but it normally only goes with a handjob.

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:53:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2005 11:57:11 AM EST by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:54:48 AM EST
i thought today was pie (pi?) day ...

3.14

Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:55:16 AM EST
Rock 103 has been
saying it is the 18th of March not today.


Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:55:19 AM EST
I hear this was started by Michael Jackson....
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:56:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By icecoldsteel:
i thought today was pie (pi?) day ...

3.14




Pie is for dessert
Link Posted: 3/14/2005 11:59:33 AM EST
Hmmm....Googled steak and a BJ day and got 20 and 14 Mar as the first few hits.....however, I will definitely mention it to my wife, although she went all out on Valentine's Day for me too
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:14:13 AM EST
Since there seems to be some confusion over the correct date for S&BJ day, I believe that we should make it March 14th, 18th, and 20th. What say you?
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:18:24 AM EST
that should work well. Some one needs to contact the calendar company with this tremendous find
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:18:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
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I don't want to see another mans dick. Do you?
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:19:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:
Since there seems to be some confusion over the correct date for S&BJ day, I believe that we should make it March 14th, 18th, and 20th. What say you?



AGREE
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:22:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
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Here you go:
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:30:31 AM EST
This should be posted in the womens forum with a tacky...permanant tacky.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 5:30:23 AM EST
I've been notified of this holiday...another thing on my to-do list...
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 6:13:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 6:16:52 AM EST
Damn, I forgot about that yesterday. At least I did have a nice T-Bone steak for dinner though.
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 6:36:04 AM EST
My wife has been in a bad mood this last week. So, I'm out of luck on all counts!

Someone needs to get two to make up for my loss....

Link Posted: 3/15/2005 6:47:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2005 6:48:41 AM EST by HK_Shooter_03]
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