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Posted: 2/14/2001 5:22:24 PM EDT
Some girl said that to me at school today.  I laughed my ass off all the way home.


...screw you guys!!!! I thought it was funny!
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Link Posted: 2/14/2001 6:50:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Hey, I celebrate that. The most expensive time to have a girlfriend is in between Christmas and Valentines.

The best time to pick up women at bars is the weekend after Valentines. Plenty of women not wanting to be alone next Valentines. You as a guy just need to be presentable and have a job. Don't use any corny lines. Just say hi. Works like a charm for me all the time. Except most of these women are not the marrying type.
Link Posted: 2/14/2001 7:12:03 PM EDT
[#2]
I got lucky. I`m outa the game.
Link Posted: 2/14/2001 8:46:29 PM EDT
[#3]
The game never ends. Once you have the wedding band, you're suddenly much more attractive to certain women. Whether you do anything about it or not is a matter of personal morality. Me, I say "WTF were you with these graphic descriptions of what you'd like to do back when I was single and on the prowl?, take a hike" You will pay and pay for any other answer-no, that's not from personal experience, but from watching what happened to a couple of friends.
Link Posted: 2/14/2001 11:18:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Today I went up to a girl that works in the office next door and said "hi" and she yelled "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!" I mean this is like the first time I ever did something like this so I am not experienced like you guys. So what are my chances of her going out with me?
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 1:11:55 AM EDT
[#5]
Did you have your fly Carl's JR hat on when you approached her?
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 2:22:40 AM EDT
[#6]
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK"
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Next time, don't put your hand on her a** when you say HI.
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 5:36:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK"
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Next time, don't put your hand on her a** when you say HI.
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Next time put your hand on her a$$ when you say Hi
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 6:24:23 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK"
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Next time, don't put your hand on her a** when you say HI.
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Next time put your hand on her a$$ when you say Hi
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I prefer the two hands on the @ss approach.
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 8:27:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Hey Bolt,

   I'm a Doyle, and I don't want to be placed around your den!!!
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 10:07:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK"
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Next time, don't put your hand on her a** when you say HI.
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Next time put your hand on her a$$ when you say Hi
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I prefer the two hands on the @ss approach.
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Put both hands on her hips and hold on real tight so she can't get away. First make sure she's not packin'
Link Posted: 2/15/2001 11:14:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io:
So what are my chances of her going out with me?
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I'd say pretty good. At least she acknowledged your presence.
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