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Posted: 12/4/2007 5:09:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:16:02 AM EDT
Happy Chaka Khan!

Don't listen to me, I'm retarded
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:24:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CletusRoundbelly:
Happy Chaka Khan!

Don't listen to me, I'm retarded

Chaka Khan makes me happy as well.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:27:31 AM EDT
I celebrate Hanukkah with old friends who celebrate Christmas with us on the 24th. We'll be going over to their house Thursday to light menorahs and spin Draedels. My kids love it. Theirs too.

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:28:09 AM EDT
Happy Festival of Lights!!!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:55:09 AM EDT
Happy Harmonica!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 5:57:58 AM EDT
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish!

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:00:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 6:00:44 AM EDT by Tim_the_enchanter]
Happy Chanuka


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Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:02:30 AM EDT
Happy Hanukah

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!

Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:18:07 AM EDT
She's making us wait til tomorrow to open presents.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 6:20:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 4:22:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 4:30:29 AM EDT
Chag Sameach everyone!
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:33:15 AM EDT
Mmmmmmm latkes!
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:37:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:39:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:45:18 AM EDT
Except for the money I make I hate all this goyim stuff.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:51:37 AM EDT
Actually it hasn't started yet. Not till nightfall.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 5:55:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
Actually it hasn't started yet. Not till nightfall.

nightfall yesterday

Thanks Wave!!
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 6:07:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 6:09:04 AM EDT
Oh happy Chrisma-Haunna-Quanzika to you...

And Pagans, too!!

Link Posted: 12/5/2007 6:11:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

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