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Posted: 9/5/2012 1:52:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2012 1:53:31 PM EDT by pathfinder74]
Well, on the upside it's not a remake, right?

IMDb / Official Site

I'm totally in love with the girl playing Gretel. Jeremy Renner is cool. It pretty much looks like Van Helsing, with witches in place of vampires. I'm sure it'll be equally retarded... a renter at best.


Link Posted: 9/5/2012 2:37:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2012 10:33:39 PM EDT
How bad can it be?
Link Posted: 9/9/2012 5:01:20 AM EDT
Worse than having a burlap bag of dicks thrown over your head, driven into the desert and left for dead?

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Link Posted: 9/9/2012 9:19:39 AM EDT
Seems like the pilot for a TV series, or a theatrical spin-off from a TV show.
Link Posted: 9/9/2012 11:51:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2013 9:34:26 AM EDT by GiggleSmith]
Has promise.

Just unsure what is being promised: Good movie, Bad movie or a brand of margarine.
Link Posted: 10/22/2012 7:15:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/23/2012 8:31:04 AM EDT
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.
Link Posted: 10/23/2012 7:55:17 PM EDT
Looks terrible. I'll wait for the Bluray release.
Link Posted: 10/23/2012 8:06:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.


Because it is as real as a witch?
Link Posted: 10/24/2012 11:44:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/24/2012 11:45:34 AM EDT by crazytuco]
Originally Posted By E__WOK:
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.


Because it is as real as a witch?


No, because it's fucking stupid.
Link Posted: 10/24/2012 11:57:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Originally Posted By E__WOK:
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.


Because it is as real as a witch?


No, because it's fucking stupid.


Witches, vampires, werewolves, zombies, automatic crossbows, etc...the entire monster and monster-fighting genre has become laughable because good story telling has been replaced with action, bad CGI, sophomoric attitude, and/or love stories aimed at 13 year old girls (which happens to also work on the moms of those 13 year old girls).
Link Posted: 1/26/2013 9:49:46 PM EDT
So, what'd ya think?
Link Posted: 1/27/2013 1:23:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Originally Posted By E__WOK:
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.


Because it is as real as a witch?


No, because it's fucking stupid.


Witches, vampires, werewolves, zombies, automatic crossbows, etc...the entire monster and monster-fighting genre has become laughable because good story telling has been replaced with action, bad CGI, sophomoric attitude, and/or love stories aimed at 13 year old girls (which happens to also work on the moms of those 13 year old girls).


This. I irritate my female friends when I explain that the whole Twilight franchise is not built on quality but female emotional response to standard formulas. Even most of them agree that the books and movies are sub-par…but they just can’t help themselves.
Link Posted: 1/27/2013 10:50:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
So, what'd ya think?


The movie was horrible. It was like getting kicked in the nuts from beginning to end. The action was nonstop and over the top.
Link Posted: 1/30/2013 11:02:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By E__WOK:
Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
So, what'd ya think?


The movie was horrible. It was like getting kicked in the nuts from beginning to end. The action was nonstop and over the top.


That's what I liked about it! It was a fun movie that didn't try to be anything it wasn't.
Link Posted: 2/2/2013 5:42:22 AM EDT
I must be getting old and cynical because the previews left me with a "full of suck" impression. Unfortunately the wife will most likely rent it.
Link Posted: 2/4/2013 1:58:57 PM EDT
I did enjoy the movie, but, at the risk of sounding prudish, didn't think the lines "Are you fucking kidding me?" were needed.

Link Posted: 2/6/2013 3:19:25 PM EDT
Took the GF and my grown daughters to see it. We all liked it. It's definitely not a deep movie, but we thought it was funny and had some good witch-killin violence. If ya go see it, just remember you're going to a movie based on a childrens fable. Ain't gonna be real realistic!
Link Posted: 2/6/2013 3:40:08 PM EDT
I am German and grew up reading and seeing plays about this

from what I have seen in short trailers I am not going waste my time and money on this crap

just my personal opinion

Link Posted: 2/6/2013 6:10:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By E__WOK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9246msCh7x4

He was in that Hollywood Star crap video that came out against firearms. Yea, no desire to see the movie. Fuck em.
Link Posted: 2/7/2013 9:35:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mkboog:

Originally Posted By E__WOK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9246msCh7x4

He was in that Hollywood Star crap video that came out against firearms. Yea, no desire to see the movie. Fuck em.


And what of the crew members who worked on the film that do support firearms? You are not supporting their livelihood.
Link Posted: 2/8/2013 8:35:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/8/2013 8:36:42 AM EDT by mkboog]

Originally Posted By E__WOK:
Originally Posted By mkboog:

Originally Posted By E__WOK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9246msCh7x4

He was in that Hollywood Star crap video that came out against firearms. Yea, no desire to see the movie. Fuck em.


And what of the crew members who worked on the film that do support firearms? You are not supporting their livelihood.

Move out of California and do not work for Hollywood. Sorry, but I am not going to spend money to help line the pockets of morons that want to spout their liberal BS, just because there are some non-liberal employees that work to support them. Same thing for government employees. If getting rid of bloated federal agencies results in the loss of jobs, even for conservatives or firearms activists, then that is the way it has to be. Retrain and find a new job.
Link Posted: 2/9/2013 9:53:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By crazytuco:
Sorry, I just can't get past the full auto crossbow.
the crossbow? how about the Minigun? that has more WTF to me in this story than the full auto crossbow.


I think whomever said it looks like Van Helsing hit the nail on the head, stupid made up nonsensical weapons vs terrible CGI supernatural bad guys.


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:29:44 AM EDT
It really was like the Brother's Grimm. It was fun, just don't expect too much out of it
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 3:10:30 AM EDT
Disappointing no bewbies shown from Grethel but thumbs up for the witch that shed her clothes.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 3:15:59 PM EDT
I saw it in Imax 3D, but had I not seen it in IMAX 3D I don't think I would have enjoyed it as much.
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 6:37:51 AM EDT
My wife and I thought it was pretty cool. Yes, the box of 50 BMG rounds in probably 1800's? was out there, but it was not trying to be anything it wasn't, like Tony-Ri said. In 3D it was great.
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