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9/17/2020 5:59:48 PM
Posted: 4/15/2006 12:03:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2006 8:47:09 AM EDT by piccolo]
Didn't cut it all winter.

It's long enough so if I got some Dixie Peach pomade, I could have a great duck's ass and a 3 layer jelly roll.

Cut it short?

Break out the Dixie Peach?


Whadda you guys think. Anyone ever seen a white DA and jellyroll?
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:04:11 PM EDT
mullet, and post pics
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:05:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
mullet, and post pics



+1
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:07:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
mullet, and post pics




+1
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:10:28 PM EDT
+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:16:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.



I agree.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:17:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
+1.

Unanimous for mullet so far.



I agree.



Mullet for the win.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:21:30 PM EDT
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:23:34 PM EDT
WTH is a jelly roll?
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:31:13 PM EDT
Join the Mullitia.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:32:13 PM EDT


Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!

Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:33:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
WTH is a jelly roll?




Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:41:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
WTH is a jelly roll?




img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg



You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:42:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
WTH is a jelly roll?




img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg



You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."




You never know, he does have a seeing eye cat.
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 12:42:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
WTH is a jelly roll?




img.timeinc.net/cooking/images/2005/0503p38a_m.jpg



You see, I assumed that he wouldn't be putting baked goods in his hair. Therefore, I ruled out the possibility of it being the classical meaning of "jelly roll."



I wouldnt put it past piccolo to put an actual jelly roll in his hair to raise a few eyebrows
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 1:13:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/15/2006 1:13:48 PM EDT by topknot]
#2, sides and back, and a 1/2" on top.  Perfect every time.

In the winter I go #3 sides and back, 3/4" on top...
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 1:17:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 1:22:31 PM EDT
Grow it longer and give it to Locks of Love.  

Two friends of mine do that every three or four years.  When I retire, I'm going to do the same thing.  

www.locksoflove.org/  


________________________________________  

 

Link Posted: 4/15/2006 1:36:40 PM EDT
Go to a stylist and tell them to do whatever they want.  

I didn't cut my hair for a little over a year.  When my running season ended I had a huge afro.  Went to the fanciest place in town and found the best person they had (which turned out to be a gay guy from Seattle, but he's cool) and told them to do what they want.  He cut it kinda short but then gelled it all up...looked awesome.  Been doing it ever since.  

He loves my hair because it so thick and controlable
Link Posted: 4/15/2006 1:54:08 PM EDT
Cant beat my routine for simplicity....one cut about every 5-6 weeks.....000 buzzer right down to the skin, all around. Walk in with a high and tight, walk out bald.....come back in a month and a 1/2....repeat.

hair is a liability and a pain in the ass. One more thing to deal with.
the less of it, the better
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:46:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!





Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.


Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:49:19 AM EDT
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:49:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!





Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.


Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.



Bust out the clippers and cut it right.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:51:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!



Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:51:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:Bust out the clippers and cut it right.



Gotta get this stuff out first. It's like having Elmer's Glue holding everything together.

I will post a moaning, wailing and gnashing of teeth thread tonight.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:52:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!




"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity: two weeks from everywhere!"
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:54:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:Bust out the clippers and cut it right.



Gotta get this stuff out first. It's like having Elmer's Glue holding everything together.

I will post a moaning, wailing and gnashing of teeth thread tonight.



get clippers, cut it off in one piece, sell it on Ebay as true Helmet Hair
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 8:55:00 AM EDT
ibnt
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 9:06:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Even if you do get it cut (which of course you should, you damn hippy ), do the DA/jellyroll thing and take a picture first!!





Doing the DA/Jellyroll thing was a BIG mistake. I forgot that the only thing that gets Dixie Peach out of the hair is something like gasoline. This stuff is worse than cosmoline.

I am truly fucked. 45 minutes in the shower, 6 different kinds of shampoo hasn't done a thing. The stuff is still there to stay.


Now I'm stuck with a Joe '56 hair style until I can get this shit out.

Badness.






Is there at least a picture?  

Link Posted: 4/17/2006 9:09:34 AM EDT
High and tight, the only way a mans hair should be. #0 on the sides, #3 on top, perfect. Reapeat every 3-4 weeks.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 9:12:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Is there at least a picture?  




+1 It's the right thing to do!
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 10:52:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
High and tight, the only way a mans hair should be.



You look at somebody like Marilyn Manson (even without makeup) or George W. Bush or even me (and no pictures) and tell me that they'd look good in a high and tight.

For hair, form over function unless you're in combat.

Low and Loose for me.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 10:58:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Well, I am a Dapper Dan man!



We don't carry Dapper Dan, we carry Fop.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:08:43 AM EDT
All three. Take picture of each "phase" and have vote "Cut it or keep it" until you get to high and tight or bald.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:10:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:Is there at least a picture?  




NO! No way in Hell!


(Because I don't havwe a camera)
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:14:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
mullet, and post pics



Click on my USER INFO for the proper cut!  The mullet is a powerful haircut, Bro.  Be prepared to command the attention and respect of everyone!
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 11:31:00 AM EDT
Hey Pic,

You will get more PIE w/ the High and Tight!!

YMMV of course.....

Later,

Badredfish
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