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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:28:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 2:29:02 PM EST by TX_CO4]
If you'v heard it well then you'v heard it if not laugh, and be happy.

A young Louisiana lad goes off to LSU, but about 1/3 of the way through the
semester, he had foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave

Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they
actually have a program here at LSU that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the

So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the
semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've
implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in
that program?"

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class"
His father sends the money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out
that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some bad news.
Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the
living room kicked back in the recliner, reading the Morning Advocate, like
he usually does.

Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with
that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?""

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to
your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:28:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 2:30:06 PM EST by NineLivez]
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:29:40 PM EST
sorry for the confusion it's up now.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:29:59 PM EST
ummm not very funny at all...
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:47:02 PM EST
To long to even read .
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:48:57 PM EST

I thought it was funny.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:52:21 PM EST
Now that's funny

Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:55:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 2:55:47 PM EST by rapidarp]
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 2:57:49 PM EST
Oh TX...that's hilarious!

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