Had the Aleutian stare the other night.

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Had the Aleutian stare the other night.

Posted: 1/11/2006 8:54:21 AM EDT

Just staring off into space having a beer with neighbor Bob and apparently some woman thought she was being stared at.

She came up to me and asked her what I was staring at.

"I'm undressing you in my mind," I replied.

when her jar dropped, I continued. "Don't worry, I only went as far as your bra and panties because I'm a sensitive guy and I don't want you to feel psycologically assaulted."

She walked away, but I'll be damned, if she wasn't coming on to me twenty minutes later.

I can't figure out women to save my ass.

Posted: 1/11/2006 8:55:26 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 1/11/2006 8:55:38 AM EDT

[#2]

now that's funny

Posted: 1/11/2006 8:56:35 AM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 1/11/2006 9:05:04 AM EDT

[#4]

excellent use of "Aleutian stare"

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:16:03 AM EDT

[#5]

What is the aleutian stare?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:36:05 AM EDT

[#6]

[quote]I can't figure out women to save my ass.

- not even to save my life. Stay safe

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:37:23 AM EDT

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Quoted:
What is the aleutian stare?

Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:39:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
excellent use of "Aleutian stare"

+1

True genius at work.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:40:11 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
What is the aleutian stare?

it's like a 1000 yd stare but involves cheap beer and long line trawlers

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:42:43 AM EDT

[#10]

Figure out wimminz? HA! Fugggedddaboudit!

Just remember this one axiom when dealing with the demented gender:

1. You are ALWAYS wrong!
2. In case of any doubt...refer to (1) above.

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:44:17 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What is the aleutian stare?

Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Does Adak and Kodiak count?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:52:07 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Posted: 1/11/2006 10:54:26 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Quoted:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted: 1/11/2006 5:36:12 PM EDT

[#14]

for the night crew

Posted: 1/12/2006 1:12:01 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What is the aleutian stare?

Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Does Adak and Kodiak count?

I can count to 87

Posted: 1/12/2006 1:14:54 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Even seen a grown man naked?

Posted: 1/12/2006 1:29:52 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ever been commercial fishing in the Bering Sea, Sonny?

Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Even seen a grown man naked?

I thought the exact same thing.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Had the Aleutian stare the other night.

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