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Posted: 8/28/2004 7:26:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:27:26 PM EST
You must look really old and pathetic.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:28:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 7:28:42 PM EST by olyarms]
She knows a man whe she sees one ,she had opened the door for me. just was too busy watching me walk away when you showed up. See thats why she just held it open. She was in Aww of The Mike
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:28:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
You must look really old and pathetic.



Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:29:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I was about 20ft from the door and she held the door open for me for a long time as I walked toward her. I thanked her profusely and then went on with my business. First time that's ever happened to me. What the hell is up with that?



that was just a very subtle way of calling you a bitch.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:31:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:32:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:32:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I was about 20ft from the door and she held the door open for me for a long time as I walked toward her. I thanked her profusely and then went on with my business. First time that's ever happened to me. What the hell is up with that?



that was just a very subtle way of calling you a bitch.





i have to admit that was probably the most likely answer, and this is coming from a woman.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:35:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:36:02 PM EST
you probably didn't see her boyfriend right behind you
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 12:00:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 12:18:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
You must look really old and pathetic.



Link Posted: 8/29/2004 12:26:35 AM EST
Idea, carry a heavy package everywhere so women might open the door for me so I can use it to start conversation.


Hmm time to fill up a big box with 45 ammo.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 1:17:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 1:24:03 AM EST
How long had you been following her? She has a good description now! Have they come for you yet?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 1:32:36 AM EST
She wants you to be her Sugar Daddy.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 2:14:24 AM EST
Man, that always bugged me, I hold doors open for people, assuming they're in range, no matter what sex. or age, allthough I might make exceptions for mimes.

Most women don't even bother to look behind them to see if there's anybody just a yard or two back, all they have to do is push the door a little further so I can catch it, but NoooOOOO.

<grumble grumble>


/Phil
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 2:18:42 AM EST
Phil makes a great observation. I hold the door for anyone who is near. I always smile and look them in the eyes. The only people who don't say thank you are some women. People now get the door for me. I am looking my age and I am enjoying the heckouttavit too.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 3:41:38 AM EST
Reminds me, (beware war story-sorta)...
I was on R&R, in Syndey, and I had always heard that the 'Aussies' were serious about their drinking, so it was a Sunday morning and I heads to the nearest tavern. It's 9am and there was a gaggel of females waiting for the place to open, all standing by the door. When I turned up the walkway, the place had just opened it's doors, but those ladies, seeing me approaching, made a opening, and the one nearest the door, opened it and waited for me to enter first. Man, that was something. I sure enjoyed the feeling.
Yes, I did feel it was my duty to buy every one them a beaverage. They were sure nice.
Some may say that those 'aussie' ladies saw an 'easy-mark', (young GI), that morning. But my memory, doesn't remember it that way.
34 years ago, and it still makes me smile.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 3:47:35 AM EST
Ah man!

She was giving you unspoken line of, "You want to eat some pie with me? I like banana cream filled."

you missed out I guess.

Bummer!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 3:51:58 AM EST
I have it happen all of the time. Of course, I just turned 76 yesterday, so that probably has something to do with it.z
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:07:10 AM EST
Did she also happen to mention you reminded her of her grandpa???
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:17:36 AM EST
Hell, those college gals like to pinch my ass, go figure.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:22:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:22:54 AM EST
This thread is worthless without................................. oh nevermind..................................
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:27:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I held the door for this woman one time. She said, "I hope you're not holding that door because I'm a WOMAN!"

"No ma'am - its because of your age."




I like that one.

Sometimes you just can't be a gentleman.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:40:16 AM EST
Probably for the same reason that guys open the door for girls...


...she was checking out your azz when you walked by!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:41:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
You must look really old and pathetic.




+1
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:53:51 AM EST
You're supposed to tell her, "you would make a nice servant." Play it by ear from there.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:58:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
You must look really old and pathetic.




+1


+2
Wait 'til a teenager calls you "sir"............
The Golden Years really suck!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:02:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Idea, carry a heavy package everywhere so women might open the door for me so I can use it to start conversation.


Hmm time to fill up a big box with 45 ammo.



Why go to all that bother? Why not just carry a big empty package? You're not obligated to share its contents..........

Treachery and experience will defeat youthful exuberance every time.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:08:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By PennvilleBill:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Idea, carry a heavy package everywhere so women might open the door for me so I can use it to start conversation.


Hmm time to fill up a big box with 45 ammo.



Why go to all that bother? Why not just carry a big empty package? You're not obligated to share its contents..........

Treachery and experience will defeat youthful exuberance every time.



dammit, beat me to it!

+1
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:09:06 AM EST
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