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Posted: 9/10/2004 6:01:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 6:01:46 AM EST by Corvus]
I had the weirdest dream last night.

A bunch of ARfcom people visited my house and wouldn't leave.

They ate all my food.

They camped out in the front yard for days, played loud obnoxious music and just sat around, wearing only shorts.

All the women were fugly, with missing teeth and moustaches.

All the men were boorish rednecks with unwashed mullets, and they talked too loud and stank of stale beer.

And NOBODY talked about guns!

What a nightmare!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:04:03 AM EST
I had a nightmare that Balzac became a moderator!

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:04:23 AM EST
Didn't we warn ya about dropping acid on an empty stomach?

Mike
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:05:50 AM EST
I don't know why you're dreaming about TexRdnec, but it sounds to me like you have a serious problem.

Contaminated carrion?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:05:50 AM EST
I can do you one better!

I had a dreamt that Bill Clinton was involved in a Sex Scandal at a petting zoo! Honest to goodness!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:07:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Corvus:
I had the weirdest dream last night.

A bunch of ARfcom people visited my house and wouldn't leave.

They ate all my food.

They camped out in the front yard for days, played loud obnoxious music and just sat around, wearing only shorts.

All the women were fugly, with missing teeth and moustaches.

All the men were boorish rednecks with unwashed mullets, and they talked too loud and stank of stale beer.

And NOBODY talked about guns!

What a nightmare!



If you actually live in Waco, Texas, be afraid, be very afraid........
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:07:48 AM EST
I had a dream once that the ATF was in a white van chasing me around trying to give me an injection. I had to keep running or theyd catch me. I ran all over the place. All the ATF guys in the van were bald and I saw them give an injection to another random guy on the street. It was way wierd.



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:09:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I can do you one better!

I had a dreamt that Bill Clinton was involved in a Sex Scandal at a petting zoo! Honest to goodness!



I don't think that was a dream.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:09:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By LHD:
I had a dream once that the ATF was in a white van chasing me around trying to give me an injection. I had to keep running or theyd catch me. I ran all over the place. All the ATF guys in the van were bald and I saw them give an injection to another random guy on the street. It was way wierd.




So are we ever going to actually get a tinfoil hat smilie on ARFCOM?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:11:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
So are we ever going to actually get a tinfoil hat smilie on ARFCOM?



Here, here!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:15:43 AM EST
Corvus:

Let's ask the Judges




The Judges have Decided:






Just kidding Just stay away from the cold pizza and stale beer.
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