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Posted: 4/26/2014 1:07:07 PM EDT
I chopped a habanero pepper into very small pieces and added a portion to some beans.

I think I may have got it on my hands and wiped my mouth.

I have gargled with Tequila and drank it.

The milk we have is fat free and we don't have Ice Cream.

Dear God. Can'gt type. anymore.

What works?

Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:07:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:08:19 PM EDT
Don't rub your eyes, or take a leak.

Beyond that, sack up!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:08:26 PM EDT
I heard swishing with cock sauce helps
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:08:31 PM EDT
Go to the bathroom.
That'll help.


Ok, it won't, but it'd be hilarious.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:08:50 PM EDT
Rub one out.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:09:49 PM EDT
Stick finger in starfish, report back with results.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:09:55 PM EDT
Sack up and start eating real peppers.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:10:20 PM EDT
scratch your ass
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:10:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 19suburban96:
scratch your ass
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Go get you some stinky pinky from the wife unit.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:11:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 1:11:57 PM EDT by Lug1]
Sugar water. Stir some sugar in water. Gargle, drink, wipe with. Next to milk.....

not like there is an amazing cure but it helps
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:11:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RebFootCav:
Rub one out.
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Its the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:11:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 1:12:12 PM EDT by JordanJP]
Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
I chopped a habanero pepper into very small pieces and added a portion to some beans.

I think I may have got it on my hands and wiped my mouth.

I have gargled with Tequila and drank it.

The milk we have is fat free and we don't have Ice Cream.

Dear God. Can'gt type. anymore.

What works?

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I hear that the pleasure of beating off is a good way to forget the burn.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:12:10 PM EDT
Bacon, stat!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:13:41 PM EDT
Stop being a cunt and enjoy it.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:14:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:14:38 PM EDT
Bread? I've found it helps some w/ spicy food.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:14:44 PM EDT
Starting to subside. I've washed face and hands in Tequila and had another shot. Maybe tequila is working.

What will happen if I kiss wife?

She was laughing at me and trying to steal the bottle of tequila.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:15:01 PM EDT
pee on it. the ammonia takes away the burn
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:15:40 PM EDT
Oh yea. Pics of wife unit are required now
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:16:04 PM EDT

You came to the right place, OP.

Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:17:29 PM EDT
If serious you need to absorb the oil, bread will help.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:17:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 1:17:58 PM EDT by CCW]
You think it is bad now? Wait until you start eating those beans!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:17:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
Starting to subside. I've washed face and hands in Tequila and had another shot. Maybe tequila is working.

What will happen if I kiss wife?

She was laughing at me and trying to steal the bottle of tequila.
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rub her nethers and tell her to see how fucking funny it is now! damn tequila theif....

(for the record, i don't advocate actually touching her down there with hot pepper oil on your hands. she'll kill you.)
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:18:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jhereg:
Bread? I've found it helps some w/ spicy food.
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I ate a piece with some cheese. It seemed to help.

Come to think of it, that pepper was pretty good.

Think I might try some more.

Went pretty good with the Tequila.

Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:18:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tbw1614:
Oh yea. Pics of wife unit are required now
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Damn he walked right into it.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:19:07 PM EDT
Go down on the wife. It'll be exciting. Post results as well.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:19:08 PM EDT
squeeze some lemon juice into you eyes.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:19:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
Starting to subside. I've washed face and hands in Tequila and had another shot. Maybe tequila is working.

What will happen if I kiss wife?

She was laughing at me and trying to steal the bottle of tequila.
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Get handsy with wife and report back if she is still laughing!
(With after pics of her glowingly happy face)
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:21:28 PM EDT
How does 350,000 scoville units feel? Dishwashing liquid and water, over and over.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:21:47 PM EDT
Don't worry OP, consider this a dry run. The real fun starts when you release the beans. Prepare your anus..
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:22:33 PM EDT
Rub it in your pee hole.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:22:51 PM EDT

I'm really disappointed in ARF. There were two or three helpful comments in here and not nearly enough advice to handle his balls, taint and brown eye.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:25:30 PM EDT
Stop being a pussy
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:32:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By The_Waabit:
Don't worry OP, consider this a dry run. The real fun starts when you release the beans. Prepare your anus..
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I don't think the beans are that hot.

I think I got some raw pepper juice on my hands and lips.

Talk about delayed reaction. For awhile there I wasn't sure how much hotter it was going to get.

Then I found the avocado and ate it.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:34:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:35:21 PM EDT
Vaginal secretions, you need them asap.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:36:54 PM EDT

Are you a woman?

Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:38:02 PM EDT
Did lean not to add to food next time?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:38:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
I don't think the beans are that hot.

I think I got some raw pepper juice on my hands and lips.

Talk about delayed reaction. For awhile there I wasn't sure how much hotter it was going to get.

Then I found the avocado and ate it.
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Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
Originally Posted By The_Waabit:
Don't worry OP, consider this a dry run. The real fun starts when you release the beans. Prepare your anus..
I don't think the beans are that hot.

I think I got some raw pepper juice on my hands and lips.

Talk about delayed reaction. For awhile there I wasn't sure how much hotter it was going to get.

Then I found the avocado and ate it.


Tagged for the impending "Halp! My a33hole is on fire!!1!" thread.

Beans might not seem hot, but I dont think an avacado will help much down there should an explosive decompression occur.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:39:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 1:39:57 PM EDT by titleiiredneck]
Hard peppermint candy works, wash hands with degreaser since the heat you feel is from oil.

ETA: pics of wife?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:40:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 1:40:48 PM EDT by THE_BUSHMAN]

Don't they fight fire with fire in the real world.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:40:17 PM EDT
pffftttt


Walk it off.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:41:15 PM EDT
More tequila
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:50:30 PM EDT
Masturbate furiously.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 1:58:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By staraero:
Stop being a pussy
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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 2:11:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
Starting to subside. I've washed face and hands in Tequila and had another shot. Maybe tequila is working.

What will happen if I kiss wife?

She was laughing at me and trying to steal the bottle of tequila.
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Don't be an ass and burn her lips. Kiss her "down there."
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 2:12:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2014 2:12:43 PM EDT by desertw0lf]
Originally Posted By Houstons_Problem:
I chopped a habanero pepper into very small pieces and added a portion to some beans.

I think I may have got it on my hands and wiped my mouth.

I have gargled with Tequila and drank it.

The milk we have is fat free and we don't have Ice Cream.

Dear God. Can'gt type. anymore.

What works?

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HOT WATER. It washes the oils away. The hottest you can stand.

No joke. Works with ghost peppers too.

Or rub with limes. That also works.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 2:18:40 PM EDT
I'd say, just chug that bottle of tequila and forget about it
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 2:21:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NickSaban11:
Stop being a cunt and enjoy it.
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This, don't be a pussy. Habaneros are in almost everything I cook.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 2:23:11 PM EDT
Take a spoonful of yogurt and sugar, rub some on your lips too.
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