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Posted: 9/29/2014 9:09:38 AM EDT
Crazy, was at Walgreens and was talking to a cute woman ,asked her out and she said yes.got a date for tonight.
Lmao.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:10:15 AM EDT
Watch your kidney......
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:11:09 AM EDT
Yeah. That's how it works.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:11:17 AM EDT
Ok.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:11:18 AM EDT
Cool story bro.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:11:20 AM EDT
Congratulations?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:12:07 AM EDT
Pics or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:12:21 AM EDT
Just thought it was funny,broke up the day before yesterday and have a date tonight already
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:16:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Crazy, was at Walgreens and was talking to a cute woman ,asked her out and she said yes.got a date for tonight.
Lmao.
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Why are you lmao?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:16:40 AM EDT
In before the OP gets pissy because she cooked him cinnamon rolls or went through his phone.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:17:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Crazy, was at Walgreens and was talking to a cute woman ,asked her out and she said yes.got a date for tonight.
Lmao.
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Ah, to be 14 again!
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:17:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:17:53 AM EDT
Balls deep and creampie, it's the classy thing to do
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:18:30 AM EDT
Does this mean your not getting that tattoo?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:21:38 AM EDT
I can only hope your future threads about this one are as entertaining as your last ones.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:23:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HKUSP45C:
Yeah. That's how it works.
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This. Bit of a dry spell OP?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:24:38 AM EDT
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:25:12 AM EDT
Was she picking up her prescription for valtrex?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:25:25 AM EDT
Crazy was at walgreen's last night?

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Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:25:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:25:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:26:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thoth8:
Was she picking up her prescription for valtrex?
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Lol
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:27:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thoth8:
Was she picking up her prescription for valtrex?
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Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:28:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Just thought it was funny,broke up the day before yesterday and have a date tonight already
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When it rains, it pours.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:29:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:30:50 AM EDT
Sooo... You have a date? Look Guys, Our little OP is growing up!
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:31:03 AM EDT
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:32:42 AM EDT
I wonder how she feels about men with pedo-bear tramp stamps?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:33:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?
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Arfcommer talked to a female.

More at 11.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:33:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Deej86:
In before the OP gets pissy because she cooked him cinnamon rolls or went through his phone.
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Won't be long I'm sure...
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:34:05 AM EDT
Women make up ~51% of the population. It's not surprising that you met one if you ventured out into the real world.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:35:29 AM EDT
Does she like porkchops?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:35:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2014 9:36:08 AM EDT by Mastadon]
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Originally Posted By DDiggler:


Arfcommer talked to a female.

More at 11.
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Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?


Arfcommer talked to a female.

More at 11.

And female did not flee and/or call the cops. News as it breaks.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:37:33 AM EDT
Where's the damn tattoo already?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:41:23 AM EDT
What does she like on a fruit plate?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:41:58 AM EDT
Really?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:43:06 AM EDT
In before the paper plates get brought out
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:44:03 AM EDT
Is your screen name also your pickup line?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:49:52 AM EDT
Let us know how the Amway pitch goes. :)
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 9:59:59 AM EDT
I touched a girl's boob last night. Twice!
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:00:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2014 10:17:05 AM EDT by BillofRights]
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?
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Speak for yourself. I for one, enjoy living vicariously through the exciting exploits of Arfcom's PUA Battalion.


- what ever happened to the guy who picked up the horse lady at Costco? Followed her out to the parking lot and skanked her right out from under her teenage son? She owned a restaurant, and he's filthy rich and talks like a character in a Nick Sparks Novel?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:02:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?
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First mom lets him out of the basement.

Second he goes out unchaperoned.

Third it's with a woman other than a relative.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:04:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2014 10:04:41 AM EDT by SpanishInquisition]
If the encounter does wind up with a follow on date, my question for the AAR will be:

Bone in, porkchops?

Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:07:58 AM EDT
Are you confused, OP?

This is Arfcom. We tell horrible tales chock full of misogyny and self-loathing. We do not crow about getting "dates".

Get your shit rewired and remember this is not Facebook.

When you lose your first kidney and are forced to buy it back on the black market THEN you can post about it here.

Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:08:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By THR-Thumper:
How on earth is this threadworthy?

I'm seriously interested in your thought process, OP. What made you post something so mundane and ordinary?
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LOL, you guys are rough on him. Striking up conversations with total strangers was never my strong suit, so maybe it's the case with the OP, too.

OP, hope you have a good time tonight. Asking her out was likely the hardest part, so just relax in knowing that you had the nuts for it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:10:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2014 10:11:12 AM EDT by runfrumu]
I bought some stuff at a store yesterday. The clerk gently rubbed my finger with his as he gave me back my change. I'm not sure what it means.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:11:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:

Ha!I met a new woman last night

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New woman? Just born?

Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:12:05 AM EDT
I'm confused by "new woman".

Is that like..."Yesterday I was a man, but after the surgery I'm a brand new woman"?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:12:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
I touched a girl's boob last night. Twice!
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The same one twice, or once each for a pair? Details man, these people need new fap material.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:13:37 AM EDT
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I give a shit. His stories are entertaining.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 10:14:24 AM EDT
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