HOT SAX!!!! (title change per request)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - HOT SAX!!!! (title change per request)

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:48:13 PM EDT

My ex wife showed up at 3am on my doorstep Horny and almost naked!!. She comes in and lights a few candles and puts them on the headboard. We start to "play" (she has long blond hair BTW) and she gets on top and we are going at it and I close my eyes and after a few minutes she starts screaming and starts thrashing about wildly (I'm thinking to myself man she must've really missed me!! And I still got it!! I'm such a stud!!) I open my eyes to watch the look of ecstasy on her face and much to my surprise and amusement I see she has caught her hair on fire and thrashing about screaming while trying to put it out!!! Damn that was funny!!

"Iron" Mike

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:54:53 PM EDT

[#1]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:56:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Holy Christ!!!!!! Thats too good. LMAO

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:57:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Not the best post "quality wise," but funny...

Please change the title of the post so I can leave it up here... "HOT SEX" is not something I want showing up in the list...

Posted: 12/14/2001 1:58:30 PM EDT

[#4]

This is even funnier if you notice that at a quick glance your screen name can be mistaken for "Testicle".[:D]

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:03:00 PM EDT

[#5]

"you can't bring intercourse on the plane!!!!"

OMG that's is fing hilarious. if y'all were ian (me) you would think that quote was fantastic.

thinking of that quote was the most productive thing i've done all day.

i didn't even have to think, it just popped in there.

haahahahahahahahhahaahah
OffRoad

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:21:12 PM EDT

[#6]

well,
despite all the flak goatboy has recieved here recently, its good to see that he wants posts like this to hang around, but just doesnt want the XXX titles. i can respect that.
funny story btw txtactical LMAO
change the title so more can share the laugh.

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:25:36 PM EDT

[#7]

The PAIN

THE PAIN

Damn I am laughing so hard it hurts.

What if he changes it to Flaming Sex?

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:35:21 PM EDT

[#8]

I hope that the new title is ok.
BTW it was one hell of a ride!!
"Iron" Mike

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:38:40 PM EDT

[#9]

That's funny. Almost like my hot pepper incident. Had some "residue" under the nails and got intimate. She got really hot and bothered. Then I did.

We both finished.

BTW, that was from Habernareo peppers. I can stand them on my tongue but elsewhere and the day after, WATCH OUT!

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:39:32 PM EDT

[#10]

Now for the big ( or in your case maybe its small) question. DID YOU AT LEAST FINISH???

Posted: 12/14/2001 2:43:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Some boards will allow such a title... [:D]

Posted: 12/14/2001 3:01:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Oh yeah we both finished after we put the flames out and she calmed down a little!

[b]DISCLAIMER[/b]
(Candles are romantic but can be dangerous!!)
P.S. Dont try this at home kids! These stunts were performed by professionals

Posted: 12/14/2001 3:15:05 PM EDT

[#13]

pictures! damnit man! we want pictures!!!!

Posted: 12/14/2001 5:44:29 PM EDT

[#14]

just curious???

where was she till 3am???

[beer]

Posted: 12/14/2001 6:16:10 PM EDT

[#15]

"word to your mother"
wraping your rascal may be a good idea.

Posted: 12/14/2001 7:45:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
just curious???

where was she till 3am???

[beer]

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I don't know and really didnt care we were divorced! She would show up quite often after the divorce whenever she needed some!

Posted: 12/15/2001 12:25:28 AM EDT

[#17]

That sure was a Hunka Hunka Burnin Love. You sure fell into the ring of fire, the flames burn ever higher.
TT, you are soooo hot women set themselves on fire to get to you. The ones who can't get to you...well we call those burning effigies. The ones who do get you continue to burn with passion. Their love for you blazes red hot.
[devil][flame][pyro]

Posted: 12/15/2001 2:59:55 AM EDT

[#18]

I wonder why more ex-wives don't do this?

Eric The(Nawww!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 12/15/2001 8:57:06 AM EDT

[#19]

If more wives did this there would be fewer exs.
[bounce]

Posted: 12/15/2001 9:38:12 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
If more wives did this there would be fewer exs.
[bounce]

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Truer words...

Posted: 12/15/2001 11:07:46 AM EDT

[#21]

Rock and roll.....and here I thought I was the only one whose ex-wife ocasionally made early morning visits like this.

Posted: 12/15/2001 11:19:02 AM EDT

[#22]

That is f'ing hilarious.

A little late night flaming ex-wife booty call.

Posted: 12/15/2001 12:04:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Rock and roll.....and here I thought I was the only one whose ex-wife ocasionally made early morning visits like this.

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My first wife was way better after we were divorced for over a year . . .

Posted: 12/15/2001 12:12:19 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
My first wife was way better after we were divorced for over a year . . .

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... ex-girlfriends are that way too, and remember: no glove no love! They've been out f*****g around too.

Posted: 12/15/2001 12:28:02 PM EDT

[#25]

too funny!!

Is the shoot still on for this Sunday at Blackhawk?

Posted: 12/15/2001 2:53:21 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
too funny!!

Is the shoot still on for this Sunday at Blackhawk?

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Unless it rains really hard in the morning we plan to be there! Hope you can make it!!

Posted: 12/17/2001 7:45:24 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
This is even funnier if you notice that at a quick glance your screen name can be mistaken for "Testicle".[:D]

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You know you are not the first person to say that!!

Posted: 12/17/2001 7:48:28 AM EDT

[#28]

Well, now that I have shared anybody else got any funny sexual experiences? I know I can't be the only one!

Posted: 12/17/2001 8:00:25 AM EDT

[#29]

"We were going at it, and in the middle of it, she yawned and said, "Anyways."

Posted: 12/18/2001 7:21:09 AM EDT

[#30]

btt

Posted: 12/18/2001 10:33:39 AM EDT

[#31]

[url]http://mywebpage.netscape.com/texastactical/tx.html[/url]

Posted: 12/18/2001 10:41:27 AM EDT

[#32]

I played the tenor sax in middle school

Posted: 12/18/2001 10:45:50 AM EDT

[#33]

I had a girl's mother walk in while I was on the downstroke.

What a buzzkill.

Posted: 12/18/2001 10:48:40 AM EDT

[#34]

Kinda like on Meet the Parents, where Ben Stiller goes "There is only one way to get him down!" and then the dad yells into the room.

Posted: 12/18/2001 10:49:12 AM EDT

[#35]

I had my mother walk in on me and a former girlfriend, talk about a mood killer.

Posted: 12/19/2001 6:32:18 AM EDT

[#36]

Just to set the record straight, my flaming sex with the ex was before I met the current Girlfriend!! : )

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