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Posted: 3/27/2012 3:54:18 AM EDT
I want to fly united with her.

Link Posted: 3/27/2012 3:56:22 AM EDT
Defenitely one of the 3G's that American airlines use as attendants.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:39:19 AM EDT
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:40:40 AM EDT
pretty obnoxious maybe
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:40:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By walt_l:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


This.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:42:57 AM EDT
Weird
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:46:48 AM EDT
Damn.....Compare that to the guy that was saying the MIcky Ds coffee commercial woman was hot.

That Asian girl was cute/hot and seemed to be enjoying her job. That said they need to install poles in the plane for the full effect.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:46:59 AM EDT
Great. Now, I guess I have to start carrying a pocket full of singles when I fly.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:49:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By walt_l:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


Wait until some fat-canned bitch bureaucrat at the FAA sees this....
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:50:49 AM EDT
Air Hooters. Let me stand on this little bench, while I stow your umbrella in our overhead bin.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:51:01 AM EDT
Unfortunately, American laws only allows oversized chicks so those safety shows won't be fun to watch
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:52:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:53:14 AM EDT
ALL the CAs were dancing. Looks like they were pretty well choreographed, too.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:54:59 AM EDT
Would definitely pay attention to the safety demo, and likely ask the one closest to the camera to demonstrate more in the privacy of the galley, and if I played my cards right, I'd finally be a member of the mile high club.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:55:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308:
That was from last year. All those flight attendants lost their jobs over it when the company went apeshit due to the bad press, though the online response was positive. They said it was not an image they wanted to project.


Q.E.D.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 4:58:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2012 4:59:01 AM EDT by NoStockBikes]

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Originally Posted By kpel308:
That was from last year. All those flight attendants lost their jobs over it when the company went apeshit due to the bad press, though the online response was positive. They said it was not an image they wanted to project.


Q.E.D.
What a load of crap. Creative, fun, and makes the boring spiel interesting.

Link Posted: 3/27/2012 5:01:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 5:03:00 AM EDT
If I were onthat flight I'd have gotten 15seconds into the "safety dance" before the wife slapped me in the head .....
Of course that is all well and good before some do-gooder ugly bitch gets "offended" and complains to the airline.....
I never get that lucky in the air or at the ER –– I always get the 50+ rode hard put up wet stewardess/nurse or the gender confused young guy whos trying to compete in a womans world and hooters wasnt hiring......
I had one trip outta 20 or so to DFW where I got a whole cabin crew of good looking cheerful ladies ––made the trip so much more enjoyable. To bad the airlines cant hire like they used to...
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 6:42:22 AM EDT
First TSA, now this? God, our air travel really does suck ass.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 6:54:08 AM EDT
I flew Cebu Pacific a couple times a few years ago. I believe they mainly just fly in the Philippines. They are a really decent airlines with great service and cheap rates, at least in US dollars. They do have some good looking flight attendants. As does Japan Airlines.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:00:38 AM EDT
When i went to tawain i noticed all the airline front desk workers, stewardesses were all hot every single one of them. Te eye candy was quite nice just walking thru the airport. As compared to here where they are all hags or fruit cakes.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:05:24 AM EDT
flying overseas is sooooo much better!

I've heard in Japan to be a flight attendent you have to be under 25 and hot???
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:09:49 AM EDT
[Samuel Jackson voice] I am sick of having this motherfuckin' boner on this motherfuckin' plane [Samuel Jackson]
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:16:16 AM EDT
When I was in The Service and flying on Leave, I would ALWAYS applaud the Stewardesses after the Safety Briefing. I don't know i they ever appreciated my applause, but I always appreciated Them.

Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:18:27 AM EDT
I swear he said "Ladies and Gentlemen, please erect your attention to the cabin crew..."
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:25:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2012 7:26:36 AM EDT by InheritedAnArsenal]

Originally Posted By walt_l:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!

No shit.

ETA: if only we could still masturbate on a plane. Thanks Bin Laden.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:27:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By offctr:
If I were onthat flight I'd have gotten 15seconds into the "safety dance" before the wife slapped me in the head .....
Of course that is all well and good before some do-gooder ugly bitch gets "offended" and complains to the airline.....
I never get that lucky in the air or at the ER –– I always get the 50+ rode hard put up wet stewardess/nurse or the gender confused young guy whos trying to compete in a womans world and hooters wasnt hiring......
I had one trip outta 20 or so to DFW where I got a whole cabin crew of good looking cheerful ladies ––made the trip so much more enjoyable. To bad the airlines cant hire fire like they used to...


FIFY
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:33:33 AM EDT
As long as I can find a mute button, GTG.:)
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:34:27 AM EDT
Damn she's smoking hot.

My luck is to always get the pissy gay dude in a cardigan for a flight attendent, not a hottie.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:35:34 AM EDT
a lot of SWA attendants are funny too
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:40:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sierra5:
Damn she's smoking hot.

My luck is to always get the pissy gay dude in a cardigan for a flight attendent, not a hottie.


Yeah I once had a 10 1/2 hour flight.

One of the first class attendants was a lisping ghey guy that wouldn't shut up the whole flight.

He kept talking to the other attendants with a voice that made me want to strangle him.

Thank God for noise reducing headphones.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:44:47 AM EDT
Damn. Southwest needs to up their game.....My last flight was nowhere near that entertaining.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:49:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By usp4u:
[Samuel Jackson voice] I am sick of having this motherfuckin' boner on this motherfuckin' plane [Samuel Jackson]




Stewardesses in Thailand were all hot, too.. and I normally don't dig on Asian women. Damn shame if these girls lost their friggin' jobs over this. God forbid you have a little fun at your job.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:52:36 AM EDT
Yeah, no thanks. The Grannys, Gays, and Grandes we have here in the states are much better.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:55:17 AM EDT
Where's the dancing stewards
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 7:57:20 AM EDT
I hate flying....this could change my opinion.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 8:11:18 AM EDT
Fuck that shitty music....
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 8:11:40 AM EDT
The passengers are now in the fully upright position.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 8:12:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RIO-lover:
Originally Posted By Sierra5:
Damn she's smoking hot.

My luck is to always get the pissy gay dude in a cardigan for a flight attendent, not a hottie.


Yeah I once had a 10 1/2 hour flight.

One of the first class attendants was a lisping ghey guy that wouldn't shut up the whole flight.

He kept talking to the other attendants with a voice that made me want to strangle him.

Thank God for noise reducing headphones.


Lol, we have the same luck
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 10:17:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2012 10:20:11 PM EDT by FrankSymptoms]
Here's a video showing about a dozen flight attendants practicing the dance.

Also, a news release indicating that the dance was promoted by the airline.

'This was an experiment that we hope to repeat and also a chance to showcase the talent of some of our cabin crew staff.' She said that the airline had hired professional choreographers to compose the steps.
'We knew that the performances would be well received, but we didn't expect them to be this popular,' she added.


Link Posted: 3/30/2012 10:38:16 PM EDT
I fly almost weekly.

If they did that when I flew, I'd actually pay attention to that briefing.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 10:54:10 PM EDT
I fly several times a year and I can't even remember the last time I saw an attractive stewardess

.....also, I guess "stewardess" is considered sexist nowadays
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 10:58:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 11:00:44 PM EDT
when I flew to South Korea all them were hotties

and I was stuck next to this little babe the whole 24Hour flight =, she spoke no engrish tho

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 11:00:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308:
That was from last year. All those flight attendants lost their jobs over it when the company went apeshit due to the bad press, though the online response was positive. They said it was not an image they wanted to project.

They do have a little in-flight game to win crappy prizes, though, and a beverage cart with overpriced snacks. 100PHP ($2.50) per San Miguel, which normally costs 21PHP ($0.50).

There is a Thai airline now, PC Air, where the flight attendants are all trans-gendered. I'm sure they'll dance for you. I'll avoid them like the gay plague, though.

I'll stick with Cebu Pacific. SWMBO is flying to Cebu on Thursday with them. I'll see if they have changed anything. I doubt it.


Apparently it was the airline's idea. The union disagreed, but that's what they're for.

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/04/airline-defends-dancing-flight-attendants/
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 11:05:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 11:10:17 PM EDT
I would greatly reduce my bitching about the TSA if they had hot asian chicks as their only employees.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:28:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By walt_l:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!




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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:56:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ISED8U:
Originally Posted By walt_l:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


This.


Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:57:42 AM EDT

Need more pole, as in mine...





Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:01:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 1:04:58 AM EDT by FrankSymptoms]
Originally Posted By kpel308:
Originally Posted By NickH1:
Originally Posted By kpel308:
That was from last year. All those flight attendants lost their jobs over it when the company went apeshit due to the bad press, though the online response was positive. They said it was not an image they wanted to project.

They do have a little in-flight game to win crappy prizes, though, and a beverage cart with overpriced snacks. 100PHP ($2.50) per San Miguel, which normally costs 21PHP ($0.50).

There is a Thai airline now, PC Air, where the flight attendants are all trans-gendered. I'm sure they'll dance for you. I'll avoid them like the gay plague, though.

I'll stick with Cebu Pacific. SWMBO is flying to Cebu on Thursday with them. I'll see if they have changed anything. I doubt it.


Apparently it was the airline's idea. The union disagreed, but that's what they're for.

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/04/airline-defends-dancing-flight-attendants/


Gave my mea culpa 2 posts back. I do remember the furor, but got my shit bass ackwards. My shit is all retarded. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.




Don' worry 'bout it. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.


I would greatly reduce my bitching about the TSA if they had hot asian chicks as their only employees.



Could you imagine if they extended this service throughout the airline? Dancing ticket counter wimminz. Dancing baggage busters. Dancing fuel handlers. Dancing tower controllers. Dancing pilots.... er, wait a minute...
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