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Posted: 1/30/2010 9:07:20 AM EDT
UPDATE ON TARZAN

I was at my dad's store yesterday, and I ran into the old Tarzan actor!  I asked
him how things were and if he was going to do anymore movies.
 
He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had
severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from the
vines.  
 
I asked how Jane was doing. He told me she was in bad shape, in a
nursing home, has Alzheimer's and sadly, no longer recognizes anyone.  
 
I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only time
he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.
 
I asked about Cheeta. He beamed and said she was doing good,
had married a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:08:44 AM EDT
larf larf larf
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:17:52 AM EDT
ibtl
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:18:31 AM EDT
Ugh.
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:20:49 AM EDT

...but IBTL

Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:22:17 AM EDT
Har!
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:23:17 AM EDT
I RAFFED!!!
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:24:20 AM EDT
LOL!
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:24:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2010 9:26:21 AM EDT by BrianB2]
Will not end well.
 



OP, I would edit this before someone quotes it.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:26:34 AM EDT
Wanted to get this IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:27:58 AM EDT
IOP1
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:29:18 AM EDT
Total b.s.  Johnny Weissmuller, God rest his soul, is dead.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:31:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:31:51 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:35:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2010 9:36:27 AM EDT by kayamana]
So this is what old people find funny?




 
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:38:53 AM EDT
This muthafucka's getting locked!!!




BTW...you're a fucking racist.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:43:22 AM EDT
Funny, but in bad taste.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:45:45 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:46:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2010 9:48:20 AM EDT by Thuban]
Ya know why Racist Jokes directed at Obama aren’t funny? (I mean, apart from the fact that racist jokes like this are in bad taste.)

Cause Obama isn’t really Black.

IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:49:16 AM EDT
LULZ
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:49:58 AM EDT
Doesn't he live in VA?
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:54:01 AM EDT
Meh. Cheap joke. Wouldn't have been funny pointed at anyone

Barack is the worst thing to ever happen to this country, but jokes like this don't help anything.

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Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:54:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 9:55:45 AM EDT
I thought Tiger Woods was the Cheetah.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:00:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:04:36 AM EDT
LULZ


And IBTL!!
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:07:39 AM EDT
In all seriousness I was browsing through the Edgar Rice Burroughs website a few years ago, don't know if it stiil exists, but there was a story about "Cheetah's" birthday. The chimp that played Cheetah was still alive in his sixties and smoked cigarettes. He only 3 or 4 years old when they started using him in those movies.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:10:36 AM EDT
IBTL, shame on you.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:12:33 AM EDT
Joke FAIL.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:13:20 AM EDT





Originally Posted By Lucky:



In all seriousness I was browsing through the Edgar Rice Burroughs website a few years ago, don't know if it stiil exists, but there was a story about "Cheetah's" birthday. The chimp that played Cheetah was still alive in his sixties and smoked cigarettes. He only 3 or 4 years old when they started using him in those movies.
And, there was never a mention of a chimpanzee in any of the Tarzan novels...nor was there mention of any characters named Cheeta.






Tarzan had a monkey friend named Nkima.
 

 
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:18:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Thuban:
Ya know why Racist Jokes directed at Obama aren’t funny? (I mean, apart from the fact that racist jokes like this are in bad taste.)

Cause Obama isn’t really Black.

IBTL



MORE TRUE WORDS ARE RARELY SPOKEN!

Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:22:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2010 10:24:16 AM EDT by Scrap5000]
Racist??  Who the hell is being racist??

She looks like a damn chimp to me, plain & simple.  Or like one of the apes in Planet of the Apes.  

Nothing to do with her being black, period.

Have none of you seen the pics of George Bush compared to chimps??  Is that ok then because he is white??  Does he not look like these chimps, too, even though he is white??



Such silly conclusions you people are jumping to, without even asking.  You know what happens when you assume, right?
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:25:09 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:27:42 AM EDT
lol, I truly didnt see that one coming.
Link Posted: 1/30/2010 10:31:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/30/2010 10:31:45 AM EDT by VA-gunnut]
Be glad it's only the thread getting locked.
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