HOLY COW - I MET THE OLD TARZAN ACTOR! GET THIS, UPDATE...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - HOLY COW - I MET THE OLD TARZAN ACTOR! GET THIS, UPDATE...

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:07:20 AM EDT

UPDATE ON TARZAN

I was at my dad's store yesterday, and I ran into the old Tarzan actor! I asked
him how things were and if he was going to do anymore movies.

He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had
severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from the
vines.

I asked how Jane was doing. He told me she was in bad shape, in a
nursing home, has Alzheimer's and sadly, no longer recognizes anyone.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only time
he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta. He beamed and said she was doing good,
had married a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:08:44 AM EDT

[#1]

larf larf larf

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:17:52 AM EDT

[#2]

ibtl

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:18:31 AM EDT

[#3]

Ugh.
IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:20:49 AM EDT

[#4]

...but IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:22:17 AM EDT

[#5]

Har!

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:23:17 AM EDT

[#6]

I RAFFED!!!

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:24:20 AM EDT

[#7]

LOL!

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:24:45 AM EDT

[#8]

Will not end well.

OP, I would edit this before someone quotes it.

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:26:34 AM EDT

[#9]

Wanted to get this

IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:27:58 AM EDT

[#10]

IOP1

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:29:18 AM EDT

[#11]

Total b.s. Johnny Weissmuller, God rest his soul, is dead.

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:31:50 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:31:51 AM EDT

[#13]

IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:35:32 AM EDT

[#14]

So this is what old people find funny?

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:38:53 AM EDT

[#15]

This muthafucka's getting locked!!!

BTW...you're a fucking racist.

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:43:22 AM EDT

[#16]

Funny, but in bad taste.

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:45:45 AM EDT

[#17]

IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:46:18 AM EDT

[#18]

Ya know why Racist Jokes directed at Obama aren’t funny? (I mean, apart from the fact that racist jokes like this are in bad taste.)

Cause Obama isn’t really Black.

IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:49:16 AM EDT

[#19]

LULZ

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:49:58 AM EDT

[#20]

Doesn't he live in VA?

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:54:01 AM EDT

[#21]

Meh. Cheap joke. Wouldn't have been funny pointed at anyone

Barack is the worst thing to ever happen to this country, but jokes like this don't help anything.

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Posted: 1/30/2010 9:54:16 AM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 1/30/2010 9:55:45 AM EDT

[#23]

I thought Tiger Woods was the Cheetah.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:00:05 AM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:04:36 AM EDT

[#25]

LULZ

And IBTL!!

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:07:39 AM EDT

[#26]

In all seriousness I was browsing through the Edgar Rice Burroughs website a few years ago, don't know if it stiil exists, but there was a story about "Cheetah's" birthday. The chimp that played Cheetah was still alive in his sixties and smoked cigarettes. He only 3 or 4 years old when they started using him in those movies.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:10:36 AM EDT

[#27]

IBTL, shame on you.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:12:33 AM EDT

[#28]

Joke FAIL.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:13:20 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

In all seriousness I was browsing through the Edgar Rice Burroughs website a few years ago, don't know if it stiil exists, but there was a story about "Cheetah's" birthday. The chimp that played Cheetah was still alive in his sixties and smoked cigarettes. He only 3 or 4 years old when they started using him in those movies.

And, there was never a mention of a chimpanzee in any of the Tarzan novels...nor was there mention of any characters named Cheeta.

Tarzan had a monkey friend named Nkima.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:18:11 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Ya know why Racist Jokes directed at Obama aren’t funny? (I mean, apart from the fact that racist jokes like this are in bad taste.)

Cause Obama isn’t really Black.

IBTL

MORE TRUE WORDS ARE RARELY SPOKEN!

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:22:40 AM EDT

[#31]

Racist?? Who the hell is being racist??

She looks like a damn chimp to me, plain & simple. Or like one of the apes in Planet of the Apes.

Nothing to do with her being black, period.

Have none of you seen the pics of George Bush compared to chimps?? Is that ok then because he is white?? Does he not look like these chimps, too, even though he is white??

Such silly conclusions you people are jumping to, without even asking. You know what happens when you assume, right?

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:25:09 AM EDT

[#32]

IBTL

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:27:42 AM EDT

[#33]

lol, I truly didnt see that one coming.

Posted: 1/30/2010 10:31:45 AM EDT

[#34]

Be glad it's only the thread getting locked.

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