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Posted: 3/29/2009 11:43:18 AM EDT
I seached, but it's always a dupe when I post in here...maybe this time.

HINCKLEY RELEASE:

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend.

To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 11:49:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:00:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OlCrow:
I seached, but it's always a dupe when I post in here...maybe this time.

HINCKLEY RELEASE:

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend.

To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you should know.


LAWLZ.

Jodie Foster is pretty hot

Now I'm gonna get a SS visit
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:02:08 PM EDT
Now this is the arfcom GD I got addicted too!
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:12:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:15:13 PM EDT
Heard that a while aog, fuckin lol.

In before the secret service.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:16:21 PM EDT
Its even funnier that Jodie Foster is a lesbian and would have no interest in him anyhow.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:22:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 12:23:07 PM EDT by M4tty]
Hate to be the one to tell you but it is a dupe. I can't find the link and it was a while back but I distinctly remember reading that here. Still funny though.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:25:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4tty:
Hate to be the one to tell you but it is a dupe. I can't find the link and it was a while back but I distinctly remember reading that here. Still funny though.



No link...doesn't count unless you happen to have a MS Paint of it.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:27:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:31:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:35:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 12:36:30 PM EDT by 455SD]
What is really funny is that over the years George Bush, Bob Dole, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and John Kerry have all sent this letter to Hinckley in one form or another.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:37:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Its even funnier that Jodie Foster is a lesbian and would have no interest in him anyhow.



Shusssh.......

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