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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:16:26 PM EDT
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[lol]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:18:05 PM EDT
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[toilet][ROFL][ROFL2][LOL][LOLabove][jump]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:21:03 PM EDT
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[rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:21:15 PM EDT
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[toilet][ROFL][ROFL2][LOL][LOLabove][jump]
try some bleach |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:21:22 PM EDT
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Keep washing your hands.
I just fixed my tank last night too, and while my hands don't look as blue as yours, it still looks like it's infected with some crazy virus. Give it a few days (weeks?) Mine is getting better already. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:21:27 PM EDT
[#6]
There's only one thing you can do:
| | | | | | | | V Crop and resize the picture and make it your avatar here on the board. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:22:13 PM EDT
[#7]
what a knob
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:22:29 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm going to remember this one, thanks for the lesson. [:D]
Seriously, mostly time and maybe trying to get your hand to sweat a bunch will be the only things to get that shit off if you've tried all that other stuff. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:23:57 PM EDT
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[lol] Try "fast orange"
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:25:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Whatever you do....
NO PORN! That blue might spread! |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:26:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: [lol] Try "fast orange" What he said! (Dont ask me how I know) |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:27:28 PM EDT
[#12]
And because I'm a nice guy (and I already had half a bottle of Capt. Morgan in anticipation of the Marshall Mavettes Drill Team), here it is, already in the correct format and size, for your convenience:
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDhAiwXxoAi64Aq*rDfI2C3qVtV1tVfN9hUsrqubx2A0!!RAEzVCvlKaDUwxPoRP9y1Ow3mpYxfSiqAM*D93fvPxrs0oOXYgMb*Y*PGO7ORXdJveuCD7Q/bhand.jpg.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:27:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Looks like you got nabbed by a bank's ink pack.
Have you been robing banks again? |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:31:17 PM EDT
[#14]
Sandpaper or steel wool.
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:31:27 PM EDT
[#15]
HAHAHAHAH!!! Thats what you get for touching smurfs in their "bathing suit areas". That'll learn ya...ya perv! [;)]
I'm afraid its gonna have to wear off. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:36:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Soak it in cider.
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:36:30 PM EDT
[#17]
Hah I guess they were serious when they said don't touch the tablet.. that's pretty fuckin funny dude... :) Good luck, and don't touch the peter! |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:38:32 PM EDT
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just to make you happy
damn it i have to work with a lot of big named bands this week, maybe i should wear one glove?...nope thats already been done |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:38:55 PM EDT
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Bob looks like you had too much tequila! Thats one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Dont use bleach and dont use gasoline. Let it wear off. Youre to cause yourself more problems if you try to get it off!
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:52:07 PM EDT
[#20]
You try Lava soap? That shit got out almost anything I've ever seen....
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:58:46 PM EDT
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DO NOT waste this oppritunity! Let your hand go bare! Offer to shake friend's and stranger's hands, and when they see your hand and ask what it is, tell them something like, "Oh, it's some kind of new bacteria that's never been seen before. I'm going back in for testing tomorrow so they can catalog it and find if it's dangerous or not. I'm guessing it is, 'cause my hand's burning like hell. I'm supposed to wear some kind of special glove to contain it until they find out more about it, but, you know, it made my hand sweaty and uncomfortable."
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Posted: 6/19/2003 5:58:47 PM EDT
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Wash your hands 2000 times![:D]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 6:01:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Ditto on the Fast Orange or any other "industrial" hand cleaner. Also use a fingernail bristle brush. Other than that it will just have to wear off.
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Posted: 6/19/2003 6:27:09 PM EDT
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You could always change careers. Become a Male Model.
What’s the name of the artist who created the classic painting, “Blue Boy”? Have some Struggling Artist draw your hand – or the rest of you – in the sequel, “Blue Man.” |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 6:38:04 PM EDT
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All I can say is, next time, wear latex gloves when you do anything like that. The surgival type that gets to your elbow.
Since its not really a chemical hazard, this should be plenty enough, and look! No stares when you get to work the next day [:)] BTW, Try a pumis stone. Those are less irritating than sand-paper and better than steel wool. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 6:40:26 PM EDT
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Did you ever think of calling the company that made it? How about visiting the WD-40 website?
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Posted: 6/19/2003 6:44:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Do you have any latex gloves?
Put some on for a good ling time, and make sure your hand gets nice and sweaty in the glove. My suggestion sucks I know. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 7:34:23 PM EDT
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The outer layers of dyed skin will wear off in no time. Dont worry about it. Just tell people its a derivative of the SARs virus.
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Posted: 6/19/2003 7:52:53 PM EDT
[#29]
what's ms october think of this?
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Posted: 6/19/2003 7:59:32 PM EDT
[#30]
You should dye the rest of your body the same shade- you could tour the world with the Blueman group.
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:02:15 PM EDT
[#31]
"Have you ever heard of that Blueman group? They're just a knockoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs . . . They suck!"
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:11:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: HAHAHAHAH!!! Thats what you get for touching smurfs in their "bathing suit areas". That'll learn ya...ya perv! [;)] I'm afraid its gonna have to wear off. That's what you get for arousing Smurfette! |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:12:47 PM EDT
[#33]
OXYCLEAN ! |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:32:23 PM EDT
[#34]
What does your hand smell like?
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:34:15 PM EDT
[#35]
Acetone, gasoline, diesel, kerosene, avgas, fast orange, goo gone(not sure how "harmful" it is to the body)
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:46:24 PM EDT
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Forget the sandpaper and steel wool. Be a MAN --- use a bench grinder with a wire wheel.
cynic |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 8:58:23 PM EDT
[#37]
Try Fast Orange..if this shows a little success, then put on a latex glove after slathering your hand in more Fast Orange.
Sleep with it or leave it on for a few hours during the day....the perspiration from your hand + the cleaner will clean out your skin like you've never seen. |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 9:14:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: [toilet][ROFL][ROFL2][LOL][LOLabove][jump] Heh, me too!! Fat hand![:D] Seriously, I've done this, old farmer trick, ALL snipe hunters know about it too, 'cause it works on skunk scent! [;D]..... Anyhoo, whatcha do is, get the large cans of tomato juice, and soak a towel with it, get it wet, leave it on about 3 hours. DON'T look at it, you'll break the mojo. After 3 hours, wash with warm soapy water, and dry throughly!! Call me in the mornin!! [:D] (I see kar98 made you a sig pic!!) |
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Posted: 6/19/2003 9:39:40 PM EDT
[#39]
I agree that trying Lava is a good idea. It basically takes skin off after awhile! And I'll admit, I've done the same thing before. [:D]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 9:41:35 PM EDT
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HOLY SHIT! [ROFL] [LOL]
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Posted: 6/19/2003 10:00:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Stick your hand in the toilet and have your GF flush it 2,000 times. It is sure to come off. If not at least she'll learn her lesson. Nothing beats Pinesol and a toilet brush!
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Posted: 6/19/2003 10:11:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Ya right nice cover story. Why don't you just admit that someone in your crew threw the dye pack in the bag and you were the first one to reach in after it went off.
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Posted: 6/20/2003 6:34:53 PM EDT
[#43]
May we see a pic of your nose?
[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] [ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] We use to get the same effect on construction sites. I you went #2 in the porta john right after it was serviced and full of that blue liquid. We called it "Blue Balls" It wears off in a week or two. [toilet][toilet][toilet][toilet][toilet] [slap][slap][slap][slap][slap][slap] |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 6:41:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Wash your hands 2000 times![:D] VERY funny!!! |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 6:45:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Have you ever heard of that Blueman group? They're just a knockoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs . . . They suck!" Greenhorn, I dont know if youve ever seen the Blueman Group, but they are really really good. I agree that Smurfs suck, but layoff the Blueman Group. If you ever get the chance to go see them (NYC or Vegas), do it. You will not regret it!! Steven |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 6:56:21 PM EDT
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Am I the only one who is reminded of a scene in [u]The Curse of Lono[/u] where a passenger with Thompson drops his coke in an airline toilet and turns his arm blue?
-934 |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 7:26:05 PM EDT
[#47]
You could dye the other hand for symmetry.
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Posted: 6/20/2003 7:39:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Am I the only one who is reminded of a scene in [u]The Curse of Lono[/u] where a passenger with Thompson drops his coke in an airline toilet and turns his arm blue? -934 Didn't Chevy Chase do that in one of the Vacation movies - except he did his foot/leg while trying to join the mile high club. At least he was gettin some. [toilet][ROFL] |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 7:41:10 PM EDT
[#49]
HHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....
Quit finger fucking Smurfs you freak! |
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Posted: 6/20/2003 8:30:21 PM EDT
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This brings to mind the GREATEST practical joke possibility.
It involves "2000 flushes" and a hapless victim passed out at a party. Let your imagination run wild. All the things you can do to the partied out and passed out are absolutely staggering to the mind. One I really like, in concept, is to find a man and a woman who both, incidentally, hate each other's guts, and get them rip roaring drunk to the point that they pass out. Strip them naked, throw them in bed, pose them in a very, VERY intimate position, and apply a few drops of super glue to make sure they STAY in that position. Wait for them to recover consciousness. Wait at LEAST half an hour before handing them a bottle of super glue remover. Video tape the whole thing for fun, too. CJ |
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