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Posted: 6/19/2003 4:13:13 PM EST
ok how stupid is this? my girlfriend decides to buy a toilet bowl cleaner called "2,000 flushes". you have seen them on tv. the ones that turn the water blue. so she drops it in the tank, and she lifts up the float ball so she could re-position the blue thing, and the arm breaks off. after a quick trip the the home depot, i drain the water in the tank. now the stupid part. i reach in and grab the brand new blue thing, throw it out, and change the toilet assembly. turn the water back on, wash my hands, and oh shit the blue stains will not come off my freaking hands. tried soap, lighter fluid, and finger nail polish. help. how the hell do i get this blue shit off my hands????[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=13848[/img]
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:03 PM EST
[rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:15 PM EST
[toilet][ROFL][ROFL2][LOL][LOLabove][jump] try some bleach
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:22 PM EST
Keep washing your hands. I just fixed my tank last night too, and while my hands don't look as blue as yours, it still looks like it's infected with some crazy virus. Give it a few days (weeks?) Mine is getting better already.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:21:27 PM EST
There's only one thing you can do: | | | | | | | | V Crop and resize the picture and make it your avatar here on the board.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:22:13 PM EST
what a knob
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:22:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 4:23:43 PM EST by MillerSHO]
I'm going to remember this one, thanks for the lesson. [:D] Seriously, mostly time and maybe trying to get your hand to sweat a bunch will be the only things to get that shit off if you've tried all that other stuff.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:23:57 PM EST
[lol] Try "fast orange"
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:25:22 PM EST
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:27:28 PM EST
And because I'm a nice guy (and I already had half a bottle of Capt. Morgan in anticipation of the Marshall Mavettes Drill Team), here it is, already in the correct format and size, for your convenience: [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDhAiwXxoAi64Aq*rDfI2C3qVtV1tVfN9hUsrqubx2A­0!!RAEzVCvlKaDUwxPoRP9y1Ow3mpYxfSiqAM*D93fvPx­rs0oOXYgMb*Y*PGO7ORXdJveuCD7Q/bhand.jpg.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:27:50 PM EST
Looks like you got nabbed by a bank's ink pack. Have you been robing banks again?
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:31:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:31:27 PM EST
HAHAHAHAH!!! Thats what you get for touching smurfs in their "bathing suit areas". That'll learn ya...ya perv! [;)] I'm afraid its gonna have to wear off.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:36:05 PM EST
Soak it in cider.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:36:30 PM EST
Hah I guess they were serious when they said don't touch the tablet.. that's pretty fuckin funny dude... :) Good luck, and don't touch the peter!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:38:32 PM EST
just to make you happy damn it i have to work with a lot of big named bands this week, maybe i should wear one glove?...nope thats already been done
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:38:55 PM EST
Bob looks like you had too much tequila! Thats one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Dont use bleach and dont use gasoline. Let it wear off. Youre to cause yourself more problems if you try to get it off!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:52:07 PM EST
You try Lava soap? That shit got out almost anything I've ever seen....
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:58:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 5:00:50 PM EST by Greenhorn]
DO NOT waste this oppritunity! Let your hand go bare! Offer to shake friend's and stranger's hands, and when they see your hand and ask what it is, tell them something like, "Oh, it's some kind of new bacteria that's never been seen before. I'm going back in for testing tomorrow so they can catalog it and find if it's dangerous or not. I'm guessing it is, 'cause my hand's burning like hell. I'm supposed to wear some kind of special glove to contain it until they find out more about it, but, you know, it made my hand sweaty and uncomfortable."
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 4:58:47 PM EST
Wash your hands 2000 times![:D]
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:01:59 PM EST
Ditto on the Fast Orange or any other "industrial" hand cleaner. Also use a fingernail bristle brush. Other than that it will just have to wear off.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:27:09 PM EST
You could always change careers. Become a Male Model. What’s the name of the artist who created the classic painting, “Blue Boy”? Have some Struggling Artist draw your hand – or the rest of you – in the sequel, “Blue Man.”
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:38:04 PM EST
All I can say is, next time, wear latex gloves when you do anything like that. The surgival type that gets to your elbow. Since its not really a chemical hazard, this should be plenty enough, and look! No stares when you get to work the next day [:)] BTW, Try a pumis stone. Those are less irritating than sand-paper and better than steel wool.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:40:26 PM EST
Did you ever think of calling the company that made it? How about visiting the WD-40 website?
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 5:44:04 PM EST
Do you have any latex gloves? Put some on for a good ling time, and make sure your hand gets nice and sweaty in the glove. My suggestion sucks I know.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:34:23 PM EST
The outer layers of dyed skin will wear off in no time. Dont worry about it. Just tell people its a derivative of the SARs virus.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:52:53 PM EST
what's ms october think of this?
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:59:32 PM EST
You should dye the rest of your body the same shade- you could tour the world with the Blueman group.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:02:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 7:41:26 PM EST by Greenhorn]
"Have you ever heard of that Blueman group? They're just a knockoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs . . . They suck!"
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:11:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By Slacker: HAHAHAHAH!!! Thats what you get for touching smurfs in their "bathing suit areas". That'll learn ya...ya perv! [;)] I'm afraid its gonna have to wear off.
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That's what you get for arousing Smurfette!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:12:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:32:23 PM EST
What does your hand smell like?
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:34:15 PM EST
Acetone, gasoline, diesel, kerosene, avgas, fast orange, goo gone(not sure how "harmful" it is to the body)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:46:24 PM EST
Forget the sandpaper and steel wool. Be a MAN --- use a bench grinder with a wire wheel. cynic
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:58:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:14:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By mbuc: [toilet][ROFL][ROFL2][LOL][LOLabove][jump]
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Heh, me too!! Fat hand![:D] Seriously, I've done this, old farmer trick, ALL snipe hunters know about it too, 'cause it works on skunk scent! [;D]..... Anyhoo, whatcha do is, get the large cans of tomato juice, and soak a towel with it, get it wet, leave it on about 3 hours. DON'T look at it, you'll break the mojo. After 3 hours, wash with warm soapy water, and dry throughly!! Call me in the mornin!! [:D] (I see kar98 made you a sig pic!!)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 8:39:40 PM EST
I agree that trying Lava is a good idea. It basically takes skin off after awhile! And I'll admit, I've done the same thing before. [:D]
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Link Posted: 6/19/2003 9:00:54 PM EST
Stick your hand in the toilet and have your GF flush it 2,000 times. It is sure to come off. If not at least she'll learn her lesson. Nothing beats Pinesol and a toilet brush!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 9:11:14 PM EST
Ya right nice cover story. Why don't you just admit that someone in your crew threw the dye pack in the bag and you were the first one to reach in after it went off.
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 5:34:53 PM EST
May we see a pic of your nose? [ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] [ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] We use to get the same effect on construction sites. I you went #2 in the porta john right after it was serviced and full of that blue liquid. We called it "Blue Balls" It wears off in a week or two. [toilet][toilet][toilet][toilet][toilet] [slap][slap][slap][slap][slap][slap]
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 5:41:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Firepower: Wash your hands 2000 times![:D]
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VERY funny!!!
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 5:45:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By Greenhorn: "Have you ever heard of that Blueman group? They're just a knockoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs . . . They suck!"
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Greenhorn, I dont know if youve ever seen the Blueman Group, but they are really really good. I agree that Smurfs suck, but layoff the Blueman Group. If you ever get the chance to go see them (NYC or Vegas), do it. You will not regret it!! Steven
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 5:56:21 PM EST
Am I the only one who is reminded of a scene in [u]The Curse of Lono[/u] where a passenger with Thompson drops his coke in an airline toilet and turns his arm blue? -934
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 6:26:05 PM EST
You could dye the other hand for symmetry.
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 6:39:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By racer934: Am I the only one who is reminded of a scene in [u]The Curse of Lono[/u] where a passenger with Thompson drops his coke in an airline toilet and turns his arm blue? -934
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Didn't Chevy Chase do that in one of the Vacation movies - except he did his foot/leg while trying to join the mile high club. At least he was gettin some. [toilet][ROFL]
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Link Posted: 6/20/2003 7:30:21 PM EST
This brings to mind the GREATEST practical joke possibility. It involves "2000 flushes" and a hapless victim passed out at a party. Let your imagination run wild. All the things you can do to the partied out and passed out are absolutely staggering to the mind. One I really like, in concept, is to find a man and a woman who both, incidentally, hate each other's guts, and get them rip roaring drunk to the point that they pass out. Strip them naked, throw them in bed, pose them in a very, VERY intimate position, and apply a few drops of super glue to make sure they STAY in that position. Wait for them to recover consciousness. Wait at LEAST half an hour before handing them a bottle of super glue remover. Video tape the whole thing for fun, too. CJ
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