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Posted: 9/13/2004 5:49:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:54:39 AM EST
That big sale the dealership had for Hamas leaders must've been pretty sweet.

No money down and 0 interest for the first day or 100 miles, whichever came first.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:55:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:56:32 AM EST
fantastic!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:57:29 AM EST
When are they going to learn not to mess with the Israelis? They aren't PC like us, fighting a sensitive war. They know the muslims hate them and deal with the problem--on a level those terrorists understand.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:57:35 AM EST
What kind of Mazda was it? Arabs seem to love the RX8s. Did it have a really big wing on the back and oversized wheels with chrome rims?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:58:22 AM EST
THIS WILL NOT MAKE THE UN HAPPY!


But it did me

Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:00:50 AM EST
Wonder if he had time to get insurance on the car
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:02:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 6:02:56 AM EST by Cincinnatus]
"As he drove away with his new Mazda, Mahmoud could not help but be surprised by the remarkable bargain he received from the Israeli Car Dealer...."






Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:07:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 6:08:07 AM EST by CAMPYBOB]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:08:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:13:25 AM EST

"Come on down folks to our once a year blow out sale...

We're practically giving em away...!"

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:15:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
When are they going to learn not to mess with the Israelis?



No shit. You couldn't pick a more ruthless and intelligent enemy.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:16:32 AM EST
If the Izzy's have any sense at all they will use this dead POS's funeral as THE opportunity to kill the #2 though #70,000 supporters of the Al-Aksa Martyrs' Brigades. Why send flowers when a squadron of F-16's with max loads of cluster bombs have so much more meaning?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:18:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:20:04 AM EST
Have I got a Great deal for you ! One day only !

Those Massad guys are clever. I will never for get the booby trapped cell phone. That was the best .
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:20:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
If the Izzy's have any sense at all they will use this dead POS's funeral as THE opportunity to kill the #2 though #70,000 supporters of the Al-Aksa Martyrs' Brigades. Why send flowers when a squadron of F-16's with max loads of cluster bombs have so much more meaning?



Good question.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:22:04 AM EST
And to think I've had such good luck with my '99 Miata.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:22:35 AM EST
Admiral Ackbar did not warn him of the trap in time.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:24:26 AM EST
I bet this will trigger a recall.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:35:43 AM EST
I'm surprised he didn't ask what the red button was for. Maybe he thought it was OnStar.

What kind of a dumbass, shithead, brainless moron Palestinian Hamas leader would buy a car in Israel.

Heellloooo...McFly. Wake up. We can only hope the rest of them are as stupid.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:45:40 AM EST
He! He! He! Those fricking idiots Hamas...They bought cars and Cell Phones from the Israelis...

Now we know why the Israelis have Never received complaints or return products....All happy customers.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:51:00 AM EST
"Hmmm.... extra equipment. I wonder what this button does?"
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:52:15 AM EST
That'll buff out.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:52:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 6:59:18 AM EST by Dave_A]

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
When are they going to learn not to mess with the Israelis? They aren't PC like us, fighting a sensitive war. They know the muslims hate them and deal with the problem--on a level those terrorists understand.



Ahem...

The Izzys kill terrorists where they find them, using precision munitions or targeted bombs to avoid collateral damage. They do not carpet-bomb neighborhoods, or target folks merely for being Muslim...

We're using the exact same tactics (the operation in Iraq is being run directly out of the Israeli playbook, from the airstikes on 'safe houses' to the attack-win-retreat method of handling uprisings in cities), just occasionally with bigger bombs...

They fight just as 'sensitively' as we do, 'cause we're copying the way they do it...

The only difference is that US intelegence isn't as experienced in dealing with this sort of enemy as the Mossad... Also, the fact that Israel has a decent number of Arab and Druze citizens who grew up in the now 'Palistinian' areas employed in their intel operation helps them to pull this sort of stuff off (So much for a 'religeons war', they see it as a terrorist war period... Sound familliar?). We don't have the capability to slip Al Zaq an exploding cell phone, for instance, they've been at it long enough that they do...

Oh yeah, the whole point of all this for them, at least for the last few decades, is to achieve peace & security. In their case it means a wall. In our case it means finishing the job & creating a stable government in Iraq & A-stan. To do this, well, we have to fight a certain way (target the terrorists, spare those who are not) lest we come off as imperial conquerors (ala the Brits) not liberators (the Izzys don't have that problem, they are fighting on their own soil).
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:01:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
I'm surprised he didn't ask what the red button was for. Maybe he thought it was OnStar.

What kind of a dumbass, shithead, brainless moron Palestinian Hamas leader would buy a car in Israel.

Heellloooo...McFly. Wake up. We can only hope the rest of them are as stupid.



Heh...

Fortunately for Israel, there is no where else for them to buy cars & phones from...

Makes eliminating terrorist assholes much eaiser when their 'home' has no functional economy...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:14:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By ken_mays:
I hope the dealer didn't tote the note for him.



You think the explosion voided his warranty?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:26:51 AM EST
My dad has an awesome set of tools...
I can fix it..


Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:32:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
THIS WILL NOT MAKE THE UN HAPPY!


But it did me

Good riddance to bad rubbish.



Yeah... and there is another news: Parents of the three IDF soldiers kidnappend in the Golan three years ago by Hizbullah and killed, will sue in front of the ICJ:

- Hizbullah
- The UN and in the specific KOFI ANNAN, for negating the existence of a video evidencing the role of the UN in the kidnap and killling of the three Israelis. BTW, one of the three IDF soldier killed (the sergent) was an Arab...

I've enough of those UN pussies...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:41:25 AM EST
I wonder if his Mazda came with the 'optional' Mossad GPS tracking transponder…

ANdy

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:07:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:09:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
What would a thread like this be without PICS?

I ask you...

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I thought you'd like to see some of the IDF's handiwork.

Eric The(AlwaysAimsToPlease)Hun



That will NOT buff out.

[my avatar talking again] So, who's next?[/]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:11:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
If the Izzy's have any sense at all they will use this dead POS's funeral as THE opportunity to kill the #2 though #70,000 supporters of the Al-Aksa Martyrs' Brigades. Why send flowers when a squadron of F-16's with max loads of cluster bombs have so much more meaning?



+1
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:14:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:14:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By jaqufrost:

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
If the Izzy's have any sense at all they will use this dead POS's funeral as THE opportunity to kill the #2 though #70,000 supporters of the Al-Aksa Martyrs' Brigades. Why send flowers when a squadron of F-16's with max loads of cluster bombs have so much more meaning?



+1



The gathering would make for a nice BBQ
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:16:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By psychotr:
Admiral Ackbar did not warn him of the trap in time.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:17:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
...about an hour later, it blows up taking HAMAS Deputy and his two bodyguards with it!

Hmmm, those rascally Israelis are at it again....with success.

About ten days ago, the Israelis tried to take this POS out with a missile and he survived.

Oh well, better late than never, I suppose!

Eric The(TickledPink)Hun




Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:19:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:24:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:35:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 8:36:32 AM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:37:36 AM EST
My simple contribution:

GOOD F*CKIN' RIDDANCE!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:44:06 AM EST
Allah is Great… but AGM-114 Hellfire is greater!

Andy
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:26:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 10:26:33 AM EST by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:29:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 10:31:18 AM EST by MrClean4Hire]
In then news, hamas seen walking everywhere now


Anyone who would compare arafat to Sharon is an idiot for thinking that.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:35:07 AM EST



Why don't they cluster bomb the fuckers? Does ANYONE believe there is a single person in that crowd who DOES NOT support terrorists!????

Such a target rich environment. A cannon cockers wet dream!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:40:33 AM EST
Whoooosh!!....

BOOM!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:43:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:47:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 10:47:52 AM EST by Guns_N_Shizzle]
For the record

The Mossad is only supposed to operate outside of Israel.

Internal security is handled by the Shin Bet.

Mossad = CIA

Shin Bet = FBI
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:50:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Well, 5subslr5, the Oslow Accords may provide that, but the Egyptian-Gaza Border is the way that most arms and ordnance get into the hands of the Terorrists.

So that 'importation ban' is not universally effective is it?

And your failure to distinquish between American Foes and American Allies is just a blindness in part that will go away one day.

PM Sharon is NO different from any other Israeli Prime Minister.

And Chairman Arafat is NO different from any other Terrorist POS.

Like the ones killing OUR MEN AND WOMEN in Iraq and Afghanistan.

<sigh>

Eric The(KnowsHisWholesaleFromHisRetail)Hun



Correct...

I look forward to the day when the Izzys finish their wall, fall back behind it, and Arafat finally has to 'meet the people' without the Israeli straw-man for protection
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:51:39 AM EST
Not that I mind blowing up terrorists, but wouldn't it be better to put a video camera and GPS in the car to identify more terrorists and terrorist camps?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 10:52:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
THIS WILL NOT MAKE THE UN HAPPY!


But it did me

Good riddance to bad rubbish.




I soooooo agree with you.
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