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HAIRCUT IS 'ASSAULT'

FORCIBLY cutting off a girl's hair could be actual bodily harm, the High Court ruled yesterday.

Judges decided magistrates had wrongly ruled that Michael Smith had no case to answer.

They heard that Smith, 21, had sheared off ex Michelle Turner's ponytail after she woke him.

Denying claims that no physical harm could be done by removing hair, Mr Justice Cresswell said: "To a woman, hair is a vital part of her body."

Smith, of Dudley, West Midlands, faces a retrial.

That's true here also. A friends sister was/is a stripper. She cut the hair off another stripper whom she was fighting with.
She was charged convicted of assualt.

I wonder what the charge would be for shaving her pussy?

Quoted: I wonder what the charge would be for shaving her pussy?

Animal cruelty?

What else would it be?
They deliberately defined "assault" this way so they wouldn't have to write a law to cover "unauthorized haircutting".  Somebody illegally put their hands on another person, they should be charged.

Quoted: I wonder what the charge would be for shaving her pussy?

He cut her cosmic antennas? Bastard.