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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:05:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:05:55 PM EDT by gym007]
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:06:58 PM EDT
Try a singalong!
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:07:24 PM EDT
Swift kick to the dick.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:08 PM EDT
Stuff his mouth with bacon.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:20 PM EDT
Wonder how I ended up on a plane.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:25 PM EDT
Tell him to try the snack bar
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:34 PM EDT
immediate takedown?
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:36 PM EDT
the guy's face at the end was priceless
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:09:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gym007:
What would you do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFJxN4lPIo
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ISpud
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By UncleJerr:
the guy's face at the end was priceless
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this
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ret_Puddle_Pirate:
Stuff his mouth with bacon.
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Hahaha, He'd convert instantly.

Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Markypie:
Try a singalong!
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Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:14:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:14:35 PM EDT
Tell him: God is great, but you aren't.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:15:22 PM EDT
Throw my shoe at him.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:16:07 PM EDT
Allah board
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:16:39 PM EDT
Bum rush that cocksucker and choke him out.

Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:17:48 PM EDT
Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback"
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:19:46 PM EDT
I'd tackle him
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:20:16 PM EDT
gotten his ass away from the door first. then encouraged him to have his sing along away from me.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:20:33 PM EDT
Take him down with a throat punch
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:24:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RockSix:
Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback"
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this and get more VA benifits?
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:26:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:27:48 PM EDT by flyfishnepa]
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:27:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:27:33 PM EDT by Thuban]
Start singing this song...

Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:27:39 PM EDT
Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside.
Suction should fix the problem.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:28:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:29:16 PM EDT by RabidMonkeyPox]
I heard a guy yelling at someone like that on a jobsite once. We ran to the work trailer to hide from what we thought was an impending bomb blast.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:32:16 PM EDT
Might be time to Crusader Up.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:33:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By LarryThePirate:
Bum rush that cocksucker and choke him out.

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I think that it's what I may have unlisted a few co-passengers to do.
You know with singing Haji standing next to the door and all.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:36:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:36:29 PM EDT by TheYellowThing]
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Swift kick to the dick.
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My first thought would be to punch him in the dick.

A kick would be better.

Good choice, my friend.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:37:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RockSix:
Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback"
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Absolutely


Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:37:46 PM EDT
Eh, the guy was just praying.

That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:39:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I'd tackle him
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Yep.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:39:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:39:47 PM EDT by maddenamadden]
I'd be like, hell yea imma take down this terrorist

then pow mutha-fucka
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:40:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Assaultdog03516:
Take him down with a throat punch
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This one works for me.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:41:35 PM EDT
Plug in the headphones and sing along with Lady Gaga?
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:44:52 PM EDT
just waiting for someone to "skriminate n shit" so he can sue
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 12:48:47 PM EDT
Anyone screaming non-sense near the exit mid flight is a threat that needed to be eliminated.

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[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 12:58:58 PM EDT by amos1909]
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Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
I'd tackle him
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Same here
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:02:04 PM EDT
Ask if he would kindly cease being an asshole and cut out the yelling on an airplane.

Babies won't shut up when you ask them to, this tends to be a principle difference between babies and adults.


Surreptitious nut tap if he's too cool for school and insists on continuing to yell.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:05:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/15/2014 1:06:35 PM EDT by ApacheScout]
Isn't it funny how everybody is a pussy when its a Muslim chanting his shit?
If that were a Christian I'm sure everyone from the pilot on down would be yelling at him to shut up.
Radical Islam is making fools of us but we're too stupid to even know it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:06:40 PM EDT
Man,that shit set my dogs off!
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:08:29 PM EDT
depends on what airline it was on.


is this saudi arabia airlines or a delta domestic flight?

if the latter, I'd try to motivate a group of passengers to subdue him and move him away from the door.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:15:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dog-meat:
depends on what airline it was on.


is this saudi arabia airlines or a delta domestic flight?

if the latter, I'd try to motivate a group of passengers to subdue him and move him away from the door.
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No hadjiliner I've ever ridden had that shit. They started pouring most harram Glenlivet as soon as the cabin door shut.

The only airline stupid enough to put up with that would be some eurofag outfit. Maybe British Airways.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:17:49 PM EDT
My Dad just heard this and asked if he was calling hogs or what...
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:19:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Swift kick to the dick.
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correct



Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:20:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ret_Puddle_Pirate:
Stuff his mouth with bacon.
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And correct again.


Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:22:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Eh, the guy was just praying.

That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is.
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That was a prayer?! Is their god fucking deaf and/or retarded?
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:28:07 PM EDT
Locate, close with and destroy the enemy.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:29:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside.
Suction should fix the problem.
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And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer.
Link Posted: 6/15/2014 1:30:21 PM EDT
Give him a goat and tell him to go do his business in the back... he's missing his SO.

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