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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:05:39 PM EDT
What would you do?
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:06:58 PM EDT
[#1]
Try a singalong!
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:07:24 PM EDT
[#2]
Swift kick to the dick.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Stuff his mouth with bacon.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Wonder how I ended up on a plane.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Tell him to try the snack bar
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:34 PM EDT
[#6]
immediate takedown?
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:08:36 PM EDT
[#7]
the guy's face at the end was priceless
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:09:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
the guy's face at the end was priceless this |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:22 PM EDT
[#10]
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Stuff his mouth with bacon. Hahaha, He'd convert instantly. 
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:10:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Try a singalong! |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:14:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Come ON! Even on the Saudia and Emirates flights passing Mecca at prayer time (Yes, I have been in that situation a couple of times) they don't do that.
They generally have a very tasteful announcement with a reading in Arabic when it's time for prayer. This guy was just being a self-important dick. Offer him some bacon. Then kick him in the nuts. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:14:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Tell him: God is great, but you aren't.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:15:22 PM EDT
[#14]
Throw my shoe at him.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:16:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Allah board
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:16:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Bum rush that cocksucker and choke him out.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:17:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback"
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:19:46 PM EDT
[#18]
I'd tackle him
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:20:16 PM EDT
[#19]
gotten his ass away from the door first. then encouraged him to have his sing along away from me.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:20:33 PM EDT
[#20]
Take him down with a throat punch
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:24:32 PM EDT
[#21]
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Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback" this and get more VA benifits? |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:26:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:27:25 PM EDT
[#23]
Start singing this song...
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:27:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside.
Suction should fix the problem. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:28:55 PM EDT
[#25]
I heard a guy yelling at someone like that on a jobsite once. We ran to the work trailer to hide from what we thought was an impending bomb blast.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:32:16 PM EDT
[#26]
Might be time to Crusader Up.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:33:34 PM EDT
[#27]
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Bum rush that cocksucker and choke him out. I think that it's what I may have unlisted a few co-passengers to do. You know with singing Haji standing next to the door and all. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:36:11 PM EDT
[#28]
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Swift kick to the dick. My first thought would be to punch him in the dick. A kick would be better. 
Good choice, my friend. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:37:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Blame reaction on "PTSD/flashback" Absolutely |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:37:46 PM EDT
[#30]
Eh, the guy was just praying.
That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:39:06 PM EDT
[#31]
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I'd tackle him Yep. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:39:28 PM EDT
[#32]
I'd be like, hell yea imma take down this terrorist
then pow mutha-fucka |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:40:20 PM EDT
[#33]
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Take him down with a throat punch This one works for me. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:41:35 PM EDT
[#34]
Plug in the headphones and sing along with Lady Gaga?
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:44:52 PM EDT
[#35]
just waiting for someone to "skriminate n shit" so he can sue
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:48:47 PM EDT
[#36]
Anyone screaming non-sense near the exit mid flight is a threat that needed to be eliminated. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:54:30 PM EDT
[#37]
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Allah board 
Got me. You owe me, because I now owe the us.mil 1 keyboard, with card reader, one each.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 12:58:10 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd tackle him Same here |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:02:04 PM EDT
[#39]
Ask if he would kindly cease being an asshole and cut out the yelling on an airplane.
Babies won't shut up when you ask them to, this tends to be a principle difference between babies and adults. Surreptitious nut tap if he's too cool for school and insists on continuing to yell. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:05:52 PM EDT
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Isn't it funny how everybody is a pussy when its a Muslim chanting his shit?
If that were a Christian I'm sure everyone from the pilot on down would be yelling at him to shut up. Radical Islam is making fools of us but we're too stupid to even know it. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:06:40 PM EDT
[#41]
Man,that shit set my dogs off!
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:08:29 PM EDT
[#42]
depends on what airline it was on.
is this saudi arabia airlines or a delta domestic flight? if the latter, I'd try to motivate a group of passengers to subdue him and move him away from the door. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:15:47 PM EDT
[#43]
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depends on what airline it was on. is this saudi arabia airlines or a delta domestic flight? if the latter, I'd try to motivate a group of passengers to subdue him and move him away from the door. No hadjiliner I've ever ridden had that shit. They started pouring most harram Glenlivet as soon as the cabin door shut. The only airline stupid enough to put up with that would be some eurofag outfit. Maybe British Airways. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:17:49 PM EDT
[#44]
My Dad just heard this and asked if he was calling hogs or what...
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:19:56 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Swift kick to the dick. correct |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:20:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stuff his mouth with bacon. And correct again. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:22:48 PM EDT
[#47]
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Eh, the guy was just praying. That being said, if I was the pilot I would fly a few circles and tell the guy to guess which way east is. That was a prayer?! Is their god fucking deaf and/or retarded? |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:28:07 PM EDT
[#48]
Locate, close with and destroy the enemy.
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:29:07 PM EDT
[#49]
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Keep my seatbelt on and pop the hatch the guy is standing beside. Suction should fix the problem. And this is why we know WilliamGray is not a pilot or engineer. |
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Posted: 6/15/2014 1:30:21 PM EDT
[#50]
Give him a goat and tell him to go do his business in the back... he's missing his SO.
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