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Posted: 12/12/2013 6:02:14 PM EST
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/13/14/28/snake-bites-man-s-manhood-on-toilet


When a man in Ghana went to answer the call of nature he had no idea he would be shouting such a painful response.

Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, was sitting on the toilet when he felt an intense pain in the head of his penis.

When Mr Nkrumah looked into the loo to see what was going on he was greeted by a snake staring back at him, ready to bite a second time.

Mr Nkrumah nearly collapsed in terror at the thought of the black snake biting him again and he began to scream for help.
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OUCH!

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:05:33 PM EST
Poor bastard. Hope it does not get infected.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:16:03 PM EST
I can't imagine a snake in my toilet...Biting my Hammer.

I have found a couple in my pool in the last couple years...And it was almost enough to give me a heart attack!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:18:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 6:19:16 PM EST by cmjohnson]
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:18:57 PM EST
So, no woman around to suck the poison out?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:34:21 PM EST
Never stick your Dick into the Crazy.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:45:11 PM EST
Cue Trailer Park Boys reference.

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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:48:58 PM EST
GD is obsessed with penii! It must be due to the PTSD of multiple ARFcockalypses some of you have witnessed.

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:51:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 6:51:43 PM EST by exdalamt]
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Originally Posted By CAR_16:
Cue Trailer Park Boys reference.

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Ray: "You act like you've never been cockbit by a snake, Ricky!"
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:54:09 PM EST
old joke comes to life:

"Doc, my buddy just got bit by a snake, what do I do...."

Doc: " make a small cut and suck the poison out..."

Guy bitten: " What did the doc say..."

" Doc said you're gonna die"
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:12:24 PM EST
Black snake probably delivered a dry bite thinking it was scaring away a rival.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:23:39 PM EST
You can't truncate a taint
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:35:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Black snake probably delivered a dry bite thinking it was scaring away a rival.
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:41:48 PM EST
"You goin' die Kimosabe."

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:50:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RNB32:
Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Black snake probably delivered a dry bite thinking it was scaring away a rival.




lolol.

At least it didn't happen at a Home Depot.
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