Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 3/9/2006 7:41:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:45:20 AM EDT
I would have saved them.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:47:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:47:51 AM EDT
Someone needs to photochop the following quote:

"Now that that's out the way, we can begin butchering the villagers."
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:48:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 7:49:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:




"Yes, Mutobo! Now our country's problems with violence are over! The thousand years of warfare we have endured are at an end now that we have burned all the guns!"

"But, Jumoto.....What about the spears? Are we going to burn those too?"

"oh yes, we will have another GREEEAT bonfire and burn them...it will be a glorious day, Mutobo"

"But....what about all the trees Jumoto? The spears can just be cut from them.."

"Mutobo, we will cut down and burn the trees too...and only let tiny saplings grow...then there can be nothing to create violence"

"But...but then what about the rocks?"

"Mutobo...you are so naive, we will break all rocks into sand...and THEN violence will be a thing of the past"

"Jumoto.....what about the knives and forks we use to eat? Someone might be stabbed with those?"

"Mutobo......climb into the fire...."
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 8:00:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shotar:
.................... I find myself venturing to the range in my Land Rover with Safari hat and demanding that my children refer to me only as Bwana while there. Guns are indeed the devil.



When you get home, clap your hands and say, "Mwanamke, pombe, epesi, epesi!


Just make sure the little woman doesn't understand Swahili.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 8:08:03 AM EDT
Top Top