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Yes, this is RD Mercer and I'm a lil upset. I need to speak to Havzali.
please to speak this is Havzali.
Mr. Havzali, I was tryin' ta win a forearm on a Gunbroker auction for my Nitro Special and the screen on Sharon Gene's computer went haywire...and I wanna know what you're gonna do about it.
I know of not what you speak, who ez dis?
This is RD Mercer and mah dog Bon Jovi got ahold of the forearm on mah Nitro Special (ol Bessie) and chewed it up. Mah daughter Lateesha had to use Ol' Bessie on a possum that done climbed up on the kitchen table and was after her fried chicken she brought home from the picture show in town.
She got chicken grease on the gun and next thing ya know mah dog Bon-Jovi took a likin' to the forearm and was fixin' to start on the buttstock when mah boy Raymond stopped him.
Now...I really needed that forearm on Gunbroker and since you messed up the internet I think you owe me some money. When can I come pick up a check from ya?
you wan de money? please to say no! who eez dis?
This here is RD By-God Mercer and if I don't get some satisfaction I'm gonna come down there and...
oh gosh, that was bad, my apologies, I'll stop now...
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